Men - ever seen your own semen under a microscope?

No, I haven't. However, when I was in middle school some guys actually brought a semen sample to examine at the school lab. They went to the bathroom and came back with the sample. We all laughed and they got a rather hard time from the rest of the guys.

Attention Mr. Woody,

What happened next? Did your teacher spank or slipper any of the boys once he realized that there was sperm under the lens?

Lady Teddy, who loves a good spanking

Sorry to disappoint you Lady Teddy, as far as I can recall the teacher just made some pointed comment and moved on.

This particular individual was not a spanker, but he did enjoy torturing boys by twisting the hair on their temples, just above the ears. That's most likely what happened in this case.

Several times. First was following a High School diving board crash when I almost castrated myself. Sperm count was gud and the 'swimmers' were alive, colorful and thriving -- all reassuring!

Twenty five years later following a Vasectomy I was delighted when the microscope revealed only a very few motionless sperm. Two weeks later, there were none of those little devils. :0

I've never seen it under a microscope but i'm getting interested now...

Yes! I was astonished how long the spermatazoa remained viable - still wriggling after 24 hours. So much for life starting only when the sperm fertilizes the ovum.

No but that sounds kool

Yes, and what a sight to see. Very kool!

I don't have a microscope 😢 Would a pair of binoculars suffice? :p

No, never - sorry.

Yes, I saw mine a few years back while the wife and I were going thru fertility procedures. They do look cool under the microscope.

This was one of the first times I figured out I had a Medical Fetish. I was a teen and after masturbating, collected some of the semen and looked at it under a microscope. I could see the little fellers swimming about quite clearly. I got so turned on, I think I masturbated three more times that day!

After that, just about any pictures of female nurses or doctors examining patients became an instant turn on!

And it continues to do so to this day, although I've never looked at it through a microscope since....hmmm, I wonder if mine is still in the garage...

I thought it was astonishing....was working at a lab in Nevada and checked to see if a vasectomy really had worked. First sample pre-op showed immediately why the girls get pregnant. These little fellows are racing around like little demons. Watch them for a few minutes and you get the idea they could make a cinder block pregnant. Doesn't take much of a microscope. Even 30X should do it.

Never mind the microscope. Just look at this video. They are using really good equipment. The beginning view at 30X is exactly what you would see in your own specimen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvnEsOaKxuw

My husband had his vasectomy reversed, and we ended up buying a microscope. It's interesting to see the sperm with the scope. They are very energetic little buggers!

Have for years. Mine are now blanks, however.

No, I never have yet. It would be a great part of a fantasy exam to be make to jerk off and then look at your sperm with the Dr to see if everything is ok!

Yes. I did. After a really hugh orgasme, I took a drop of my sperm onto a little glas for the microscope. Than, I covered the sample with another glas and put it under the microscope ( x 400).It was not easy to focus, but then, I saw the spermatozoes "swimming" around. You couldn't see single ones, but the whole group. I think, the sample was too thick. But it was an enormous kick for me. In a playdoc session with cumming, I wanted to show that to my "lady doc", but it didn't work :-( But we did some very exciting fotos: Her, naked, behind the microscope. And just the imagination what she might see, and where that came from, makes me hard...

Yes looked at them . Wife brought up the subject one day and I provided the specimen

Actually, I had a doctor show me after having me provide a sample (while I was alone in the exam room). He brought in a microscope to show me. I found it interesting.

Jeff

Although i have had semen samples taken i have never seen my semen through a microscope, although it does sound very interesting

Yes I did. With a 200x they are very well visible. One time I let my girlfriend prepear the sample. She so professional 😃 . She wore a medical outfit, let my lay completely naked and after a quick medical examination she started a deep milking with me in a knee chest position. After collection of the semen in a Petri dish she prepeared a sample and examinated it making her comments on count, motility ecc. It was a very exciting and instructive experience 😃

Never have seen it and did not know it was so easy. I always thought you needed an electron microscope to see live sperm cells. Thanks for the info!

Well, I never looked at my semen before I had a vasectomy and there surely would be no point now as there are no little swimmers to see. I guess I could get the plumbing hooked back up as my wife went through menopause, but imagine this would be more expensive than the disconnect. I do know of someone that had their tubes re-connected so they could have a girl to go with the 3 boys and thankfully that is just exactly what the wife is pregnant with, a girl.

Michael Landon had his vasectomy reversed when he married a new wife to have children with her.

Bill

I looked at my own both in a Doctors office and at home with a cheap microscope i got when i was in grade school, I have low motility sperm. My "kids" are just like their dad, lazy. Lol.

Yes, and they all looked the same to me :-)

I would to see my little offspring swimming around. But, its far too late for me as I got clipped years ago. I wish I would have thought of this when I had a microscope. Be a lot more interesting than looking at the critters in pond water.

I was in my college biology class when the instructor said we could look at live sperm under the scope if we could get a male class member to submit one. It felt like the entire class of 40 were all staring at me for some reason.

I did think about doing it until I thought it all the way through and realized that everyone in class would know how the sample came to be. I was afraid they would all laugh at me for masturbating for class. The girl next to me in lab class tried to edge me on and get me to do it.

The instructor was a bit weird as she would show us slides of road kill she picked up and would examine for fun. She even had slides of fecal matter of different animals and also a bloody tampon in her collection.

^^^

jhg you should have told the classmate you would do it if she would assist you by "lending a hand" to collect the requested sample. 😃 😃

Yes, when I was a teenager, I looked at my sperm with the microscope I got for Christmas when I was in grade 3.