What are the greatest things doctor says

My wife was in an extended coma. Every night before I left the ICU I would say "goodnight" and kiss her on the lips. One night the ICU doc was in the room with me. When I said 'goodnight' she pursed her lips. The doc said: "FUCKING A _ SHE'S STiLL With US!!" Then he pulled the curtain closed and said "Give them some privacy!" He's one of our best friends.

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I had a situation when I'd have a gyno treatment. I was nervous and I was wet (but I don't think about it). So, I'd lying in gyno chair and docs are speculum me. He told ' You are so wetness...I haven't idea that I'm effect to you. Now, relax child.'

"Everything was fine, see you next year."

Even better when they forget to tell you to come back 😈 .

One difference though: if I'm going in for a reason I like to hear that they know what is going on and that they can fix it. Preferably easily and inexpensively.

Just as the doc is about to stick his finger up my ass, he says "... there will be a bit of pressure" Duh.

There is nothing to worry about and no big deal

Once I was in for the annual gyn appointment and the doctor said to me, referring to the wetness of my vagina, "Wow, looks like there's been a flurry of activity down here!"

Yeah, that wasn't embarrassing at all. I did not continue going to him much after that. What did I know? I was young at the time.

Funny thing is, when I imagine a play exam - I would still like to have one, one day - the doctor in my head always says something similar.

When I had my first obgyn visit and the doctor told me to “try to relax” while I was laying there with my feet in the stirrups and him between my legs.

I always hate it when they say this is going to hurt. It usually does too.

I always hate it when they say this is going to hurt. It usually does too.

Last week when I had carpal tunnel release, he said the lidocaine injections would sting and burn. He gave me 3 in my wrist. As he started injecting, I said "needles don't bother me ... OUCH!" as the 3rd one went in. First two didn't hurt.

“Strip down and have a seat up here (pointing to the end of the table). I need everything off but underpants”.

“Stand up, take your shorts off”

"Please undress to your bra and panties, socks off and step on the scale so I can weigh you..."

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"Alright, you're all clear. See you next year!"

Couldn't resist. 😜

"Alright, you're all clear. See you next year!"

Couldn't resist. 😜

After reading al the replies, this truly is a great thing for the doctor to say.

Better is see you in 3 or 5 years....

Better is see you in 3 or 5 years....

You can't expect them to turn away somebody who would have yearly exams, can you?

Definitely the best thing is “just relax”

I like when the nurse or medical assistant says to take everything off and either put on a gown or put a sheet over my lap. Then I know the doctor or nurse is going to be doing a genital exam. Once I went for routine std testing and the medical assistant gave me a small paper sheet that barely covered my private parts and when the female NP came in I was already getting aroused from feeling air on my penis lol.

Have the nurse say to me "strip down to your underwear" or strip below the waist and you may leave youre underwear on if you like" or a female doctor telling me to bend over and spread my cheeks.

" and also take off your underwear, I want to take a look down there"

A female doc said that to me as she asked me to go into a room and undress for a physical exam.

In a gentle but firm voice “It’s alright, lay back and relax” and honestly “good girl” gives me all the tingles!

I also like a "good girl" on rare occasions, though if it is overused it loses the meaning. But when used at the right time it definitely gives me those tingly and excited feelings.

When a doctor says he is going to do a procedure, not asks permission to do it is how it should be and asserts his authority to co-operate with no choice,

the phrase i recall most from a real doc when i was a boy "relax, ... it doesn't hurt that much" that made an impression for sure

As a young girl, “just take a peek” 😉

My Ob/Gyn calls his patients Sweetheart. What drives me wild is when he says "Ok I'm afraid its that time again Sweetheart . Lay back, raise your legs and rest those pretty little heels in these stirrups. Oh and relax. Now scoot your bottom down her toward me. I did tell you to relax"

At my last visit, after some discussion, my cute female doctor said "Would you like me to check your prostate?".

Of course I said "yes". She went deep with her slinder finger. Felt really good. She said everything there was normal.

Later as we were wrapping up the vist we talked about a rash that I had in my pelvic area. She said "Would you like me to take a look?".

Of course I said "yes". She gave me I thorough exam of my genital area and prescribed two medications.

She was very professional and I was not embarrassed at all. And I thoroughly enjoyed both exams.

Pretty erotic for me to have to drop my pants twice for her as she watched.

When I was young I had some blood in my stool, which resulted in a visit to the doctor. She said several interesting things, like "does your bum hurt when you poop?" and "can you take off your underwear and lie on the table for me?" and of course "just relax, I need to look at your bottom for a bit. It won't hurt at all." But the best thing she said, and which still makes the occasional appearance in my fantasies, was (while having my bum spread wide open with a hand) "Wait a minute. I need a better light so I can take a really good look at your little hole."

If you would please lower your pants and underwear and stand in front of me now lift your shirt. Then elbows on table and extend your buttocks.

Relax, this won't hurt at all.

'Lay back down for me, please.' or 'Take a deep breath for me'.