Retaining Coffee Enemas

This may be a dumb question, but after a coffee enema, how do know if you have flushed the liver?

There are those times when a brief sucking sound and feeling lets me know, or believe, that my liver and gall bladder have released. I don't always notice it. Some of the sites that advocate coffee enemas refer to this.

This may be a dumb question, but after a coffee enema, how do know if you have flushed the liver?

You haven’t It is bullshit what they say about liver cleansing.

Now I just have to (Pardon the accidental humor) muster the guts to try one!!

Now I just have to (Pardon the accidental humor) muster the guts to try one!!

LisaK,

Explain the joke or reference here?

Eric

It goes into the gut!

What more is there to explain???

Now I just have to (Pardon the accidental humor) muster the guts to try one!!

IT'S COFFEE.

A large portion of the world's population drinks it at breakfast and dinner.

Zillions of people go to Starbucks all day long to drink coffee.

What's the big deal?

A large portion of the world's population drinks it at breakfast and dinner.

I never understood coffee after dinner - I can never sleep if I do this.....

When you are not part of that large population, and you only occasionally drink the stuff, I usually prefer tea. I get most of my caffeine from tea, and yes I drink iced tea in the winter, so my body has not had that kind of continuous exposure to coffee.

I just took a 2qt SLOW coffee enema last weekend. Held with a DBC and held for 30mins. Am planning another this weekend. Maybe with a bulb.

When you are not part of that large population, and you only occasionally drink the stuff, I usually prefer tea. I get most of my caffeine from tea, and yes I drink iced tea in the winter, so my body has not had that kind of continuous exposure to coffee.

@LisaK , MrsFn drinks water mostly. Very rarely does she drink any other beverage. She is not a coffee or tea drinker at all. She does love a coffee enema though. She has had several and they have had no ill effects on her. When preparing to take her first one, she feared the caffeine might make her feel wired or jittery afterward, but it did not. She says she feels very relaxed after a good coffee enema session.

I've recently started giving myself coffee enemas after a short race (5K or 10K). Pleasant feeling sliding a retention nozzle up my rectum and letting a nice warm flow fill me up. Typically, each one I take is between 2.5 and 3.5 liters because it is an easy volume to hold for a long retention time.

My largest bag holds 6 liters of hot coffee. It takes three pots of coffee (each 2 liters) and I've taken most of it once but it is hard to hold that much volume for a long time. I am also a coffee drinker.

I've recently started giving myself coffee enemas after a short race (5K or 10K). Pleasant feeling sliding a retention nozzle up my rectum and letting a nice warm flow fill me up. Typically, each one I take is between 2.5 and 3.5 liters because it is an easy volume to hold for a long retention time.

My largest bag holds 6 liters of hot coffee. It takes three pots of coffee (each 2 liters) and I've taken most of it once but it is hard to hold that much volume for a long time. I am also a coffee drinker.

I gave myself one or two coffee enemas a few months ago of one or two quarts held for at least 1/2 hour and frankly it felt just like saline, with almost no other feeling than the usual volume sensation. Certainly no caffeine effect. Now I'm a lifelong coffee drinker and usually have 2-3 cups each morning, so that may account for it.

ER, what made you decide to start coffee enemas? Does it do anything for you other than a usual water/saline waste removal? Did you get much caffeine or any other effect from that extremely large 5-6 L coffee enema (aren't most doing about 1-2 quarts max?)? I don't believe any of the unproven medical claims of liver effects, and other than maybe getting some caffeine effect, I still don't get why people do coffee enemas. Just my 2¢ worth.

Eric

I love a 3 1/2 quart coffee enema with a 375 bottle of vodka added for relaxation and sexual pleasure. I start with a 3 quart J&J bag followed by two more enemas 3 -4 quart sea salt and warm water for a really good cleanout. Then I can retain the coffee/vodka solution for at least an hour or more while watching enema videos and masturbating to an awesome finale.

I find it hard to hold the coffee enema whilst lying on my right side. I usually struggle to get to ten minutes.

I have a small gallstone problem which I am trying to correct. Also fatty liver which has caused me to change my diet . I think I am starting to get better, scan will tell. I will try a bulb enema for the coffee, maybe it will be easier to hold as i will do it slowly. Only problem is that I am right handed and it makes the insertion of the bulb nozzle a little harder.

Just wondering if the special coffee enema blends I purchased can be consumed orally as well as anally.

@will44

I suspect, but have never tried to prove, that coffee sold for enemas is stuff that didn't taste quite right or was somehow below standard for drinking.

While I get a mild coffee taste from a bag full of coffee up my butt, all minor flavor distinctions are completely lost.

Maybe it's just my suspicion, but think it's quite likely for business reasons.

So, it's likely you can drink coffee sold for use in enemas, you probably don't want to.