Retaining Coffee Enemas

Mt wife came home with a book that had coffee enemas in it & how to flush the liver. She read the book & said we should try this! I said OK well that was because I was sure she would try it on herself well I was wrong she did it to me but more that just a coffee enema but she found out how to give me the flush which was coffee enema & Epsom salt but in the enema & oral by the next morning I had a sore rear hole but by the afternoon I felt great . The next weekend it we her on the end of the coffee & Epsom salt enema & making her drink the Epsom salt the look she had drinking it well that went into a two time a year thing & we did the flush what fun!!!

@ one of 1050: interesting that you have combined Epsom salt with coffee as an enema. I had begun to do that, too, about a year ago - not always, but when I haven't had or taken the time for a preliminary cleansing enema, l'll often add a small amount of Epsom salt to the two-quart glass measure I pour the coffee into - the Epsom salt dissolves instantly with no need for manual mixing.

Additionally, I have found that an Epsom salt solution is one of the easiest to take and retain for a time, yet produces one of the most thorough results - sometimes with after effects lasting up to forty-eight hours (i.e., with a sudden urgency to head for the bathroom with short notice).

In responce to Switchablesisie's post # 7

According to physicians who use it therapeutically, it is completely unnecessary to do any cleaning enema prior to a coffee enema.

Yea but look at all the fun you would miss if you didn't. 😁

I use organic coffee and hold it as long as i can

i use a coffemaker

3 heaping tablespoons and 12 cups of water

after it's done brewing, i put it in frig to cool it and into the bag

it is enough for a bag full

i hang my bag high but let it in slow

It does not take much coffee to have fun, so fullness is not the adventure.

I like to use a new syringe, intended for mixing gas and oil for a two cycle engine. I'll collect left over coffee from the days before. Get it real hot to sterilize it and cool it down with ice cubes to about 100f.

Onto the syringe I place a 4 inch piece of tubing and work the little knoz into it. Let's say I've collected 3 cups of coffee. The Master Mix syringe will have to make multiple deliveries into the waiting area, and each visit is a welcome experience. Using this delivery method, always allows a little wind to come through the door, each time its opened. Ultimately, as all is within, we lay down and enjoy the coffee's hidden places as it makes sloshing sounds with the whispering wind inside. This sound can also be felt and encouraged with careful exploratory massage to discover its exact locations within. As one discovers their inner anatomy, a certain satisfaction is had along with the sloshing of the fluid and bubbles in their important hallways.

I also like to make it a secret mission whilest others are in the house. For this I'll drape a dark colored towel over my clothes below and between my legs, so as not to stain my clothing. Since I have not taken on much of a load, as they say, I can restore to normal appearance and move about the house. Maybe, even a rumble will be heard and you will be advised to eat. Be sure to stop here and there and be the seeker with your finger tips to locate the hidden pleasure course, beneath the skin of your tummy, now and then as you lounge about with your secret inside.

How long do you hold it?

Most articles I read on coffee enemas suggest holding it for something like 10-20 minutes. I agree that is a pretty good time, but sometimes when I am in the mood I hold for up to an hour, After the first 15 monutes or so the urge to expell diminishes and it becomes quite easy to hold. But is there any value, other than I like it, to holding longer than 15-20 minutes?

And for those of you who like retention enemas, coffee or other, what do you do while retaining your enema? Do you remain in position relaxing, or get up and move around and maybe do something while waiting to expel? Are you able to hold it without the aid of some retention device like a butt plug or inflatable nozzle? I use a small to medium size butt plug. Just something to clench on to avoid leakage. After the initial round of surges I can hold it easily without any other aids. In fact, many times after 30 minutes or so there is no significant urge and I have to resort to a squirt of liquid glycerin or a cool plain water enema to get things rolling and get the remaining coffee out. Oh, heaven forbid!! Another enema? Sometimes there is not much left, having absorbed a lot of it.

Just curious how others do their retention enemas. Am I getting too wierd?

Well after reading this I sure have developed an interest in having a good coffee enema. Got to get a good type coffee that will make the whole experience fun. Any suggestions on that? or does any coffee do?

Got to get a good type coffee that will make the whole experience fun. Any suggestions on that? or does any coffee do?

Well, unless ya got taste buds in your bottom, pretty much any kind of caffeinated coffee will do. Seriously "special" enema coffee is a scam. A mild blend would be less irritating than a dark roast, though.

My favorite type of enema. I can hold for up to an hour while sitting.

I've never done a coffee enema but it sounds interesting. I plan to start with just one quart of regular coffee at 108F and see how it feels.

Usually i hold 1 qt in about 40 minutes

I usually go to my colon hydrotherapist for coffee enemas. I love getting them because they help my chronic headaches. She usually gives me the coffee enema after a thorough colonic session, so I'll be emptied out and the coffee is easier to retain. She uses 1 1/2qts warmed organic coffee solution in a disposable bowel prep kit with a silicone rectal tube, and inserts it 8"-10". You barely feel the tube go in, and I usually can't even feel the coffee flowing in because it's near body temperature on a very slow flow rate. It's easy to hold the entire 1 1/2qts. With most enemas I've been given, just as soon as the nurse takes the tube out of my butt, I'm ready to hit the toilet. It's not like that with a lower volume coffee enema. Holding it for the recommended 15 minutes is usually easy.

Sunday morning with a 2qt coffe enema. made with extra strong coffe is great. hold it for 30 min then a nice 4 qt rinse you will feel good all day

I really don't know why so many people are taking fairly large coffee enemas unless all they want is the caffeine rush, in which case you should NOT take a rinse.

For them to work properly flushing the liver, it is supposed to be a LOW enema of relatively small volume--24 ounces or so retained for about 20 minutes.

I myself never had a coffee enema is explained, I read a lot about coffee enema. Here a link with a lot of good information on this special enema. A.

http://enema-home.blogspot.nl/

I hold them for 20 to 30 min

I find that a pint of full-strength coffee implanted after a good cleansing enema or two is easy to hold for 15 minutes or so.

I.m with the low volume crowd for coffee enemas, too. i do the right side-lying position to keep the coffee low in the bowel and facilitate gall bladder release. could not imagine taking a full 2 quarts of coffee, i'd be ready to jump out of my skin.

Love the clean energy

Coffe enemas are great

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p45NK4OFzVw

Oh ya, Love a good coffee cleansing. Especially after a few good enemas first, kick back in enjoy.

Remember: Boiled coffee is spoiled coffee.

Consider the level of caffeine already in your system. Too much is dangerous. Especially as fast as it will hit

I use estim pads on my lower back close to my spine to hold it. I use a pot of coffee with four tablespoons of mag-sulfate and four shooters of vodka. Warm fuzzy buzz and great energy

I have never experienced a coffee enema, perhaps someday

I have never experienced a coffee enema, perhaps someday

They aren't exactly hard to make . . . .

I have a friend who suffers migraine headaches.

I give her SSEs and water rinses for constipation, but would like to have her take a coffee enema when she feels a headache starting.

Can anyone point me to good instruction on mixture strength, retension time, position, etc.?

Thanks.

About 20-30 minutes and a pretty small (less than a quart) enema seems to have good results.

I love all sorts of enemas but one of my new or for a few years now favorites when taking by myself is coffee retention enemas, using 3 heaping tablespoons of organic coffee per quart of distilled water, boil in open sauce pan for 5 minutes, then cover pan and simmer for 15 minutes, let solution cool to body temperature and can add some water for any evaporation. I lay on right side with legs up at 90 degree angle from torso, use a silicone hose that acts as colon tube, working deeper as letting a little enema flow, then open up for full flow and hold for 15 minutes breathing deeply for a lot of the time helping with cramps and then expel after 15 minutes.

I like to take periodic coffee enemas and have found that retention times between 15 and 30 minutes to be quite effective and enjoyable.

I often take a quick warm TWE to remove stool, then take a couple of 1 to 1.5 quart coffee enemas. I retain each of these for the time listed. There are times when I forgo the initial cleanse and rely on the first coffee enema for removing waste. Using a bit smaller volume, retention is much easier. I leave my nozzle or colon tube in place during retention. This allows gas to escape and the ebb and flow to facilitate retention if a cramp or peristalsis wants to push the fluid out prematurly.

I will often finish my session with some cold water injections to assure a more complete expulsion of the coffee. While I may take an hour for these sessions, I am never having to return or stay close to the toilet. I can return to other normal activities and responsibilities without concern.