Retaining Coffee Enemas

I have become very fond of coffee enemas! 😃 I feel great and are easy to retain and you feel refreshed afterwards. I like to retain a coffee enema for 18 minutes usually. Recently, it felt so good retaining that I added an extra 12 minutes to my timer; holding it for a total of 30 minutes. Its exciting holding it for those extra minutes. Cramping is not severe. Does anyone else like to retain a coffee enema for this length of time? Are there any concerns regarding holding a coffee enema for half an hour?

I have tried a coffee enema once and it was not a very good experience. It caused a lot of burning and irritation. I wasn't able to hold it very long at all.

Also, there is a tremendous amount of discussion and information regarding coffee enemas and retention recommendations or preferences in the Recipes and Solutions section here, so don't miss that.

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Hello Petalsoft,

What type of coffee did you use? It should not have caused burning and irritation. Perhaps it was too strong.

I have had many coffee enemas and have enjoyed them all. I have tried volumes from just a pint to a quart. I normally retain them for 20 minutes and hold them while lying in bed watching tv. I like them really very warm and just love the feeling of the warm coffee slowly entering my rectum. I hold the can just above my hips for the first part and only raise it just slightly as the amount the can diminishes to the point that a little extra pressure is required to get the remainder in me. I have used both organic coffee and plain regular coffee and don't see any difference in them. Wow, I can get hard just thinking about them. Give them a try, you'll learn to love them. Feel great both during and after wards.

I regularly hold my coffee enemas for 30 - 40 minutes. I use S. A. Wilsons special coffee roasted specifically for enemas. I usually take my enemas at about 110 deg. F. The first few minutes I have to fight the urge to expel but after the first 5 minutes, the urges quite down and I have no problem holding it for 30 minutes. I really feel refreshed and relaxed after I expel. I always do a soapy and plain water enema prior to the coffee to make sure I am cleaned-out.

According to physicians who use it therapeutically, it is completely unnecessary to do any cleaning enema prior to a coffee enema.

I too have become very fond of a coffee enema ,and I take a coffee enema almost every morning. sometimes I'll hold one for up to an hour ,but more often 20 or 30 minutes.

I take 3 each morning. Each is one full pot of coffee - actually i use the Mae West recipe found here. i take each enema over a 20 minute time frame. After the 3rd enema i feel great. i just use whatever good coffee is on sale. i've tried organic, whole bean, ground and they all seem to be the same.

i've been doing this for at least 10 years and love it.

This is something I look forward to trying. Life has just gotten in the way of it so far.

I have been enjoying coffee enemas for a number of years now and like a number of others here, I have tried different combinations of coffee but almost all with the Wilsons therapeutic. I have found that when mixing two thirds Wilson's with one third normal ground organic coffee can give a good treatment which in most cases will produce the desired expelling of the liver as a loud rumbling in the area just below the right rib cage. That effect can come for me at anything between 5 to 35 minutes after the start of administering the coffee,but that, like all enema sessions, can vary.

I tend to do two 'doses' of around a liter each and retain each for 30 minutes. I do need a double balloon to allow me to contain it as I find that at about 12 minutes into the first retention, the urge to expel is intense.

For those who haven't tried coffee, I'd say try it ...as it gives a delightful 'lift' and general sharpness which can last up to two days. My normal regime is once a fortnight, but sometimes everyday life gets in the way as the entire procedure can take three hours from the first cleansing enema to tidying up everything afterwards. You really need to take time without rushing for this most enjoyable routine. I hope this helps some folk who haven't done one yet.

I enjoy a coffee enema. I find that it gives me a bit of a buzz from the caffeine and I feel invigorated for quite a while afterwards.

I do a session of coffee enemas at least once a month, they are so cleansing. I actually feel very clear minded after a session and for the days to follow. I retain each time for 30 minutes at least. I sometimes use an anal balloon to help me retain.

I do a coffee enema about every week and a half or so. I save our normal Starbucks left over for a couple of days until I have about a qt. I retain for at least a half four. The feeling is "clear" and restful. It is a gud thing.

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I give myself coffee enemas every other morning and hold them in for about 20 min. as a matter fact. going to give myself one after this message.

I also like a good coffee enema but wonder about different advice for quantity and hold time. I read somewhere that the colon absorbs about a pint (16 ounces) of liquid an hour. Most coffee enema sites suggest holding a coffee enema for 15-30 minutes, so in that time you absorb 4-8 ounces. So why not inject that amount of coffee and hold it until absorbed? Wouldn't it be the same?

I have pretty much gotten my coffee enemas down to an artform every Sunday morning. I start out on Saturday evening with a good soapy cleanout followed by a good rinse, then have a good nights sleep. I awake early Sunday morning and grind up some fresh beans and brew up a full 12 cup pot of organic coffee. I then mix up a 3.5 liter bagfull and take it while lying in bed. Once I have taken the full amount I remove the nozzle and insert a fairly large plug to help in the retention of the coffee. I then return to the bedroom and get into the knee-chest position and maintain it for 10 minutes. Next comes the lying on my right side for another 10 minutes. Then onto my back for another 10 minutes. I finally complete the series on my left side for the remaining 10 minutes. This is followed by a large rinse with soda water until clear.

It feels so good for the rest of the day.

I've read that the coffee inside you loses it's effect after 12-15 minutes retention time. I do 3 in a row and am often amazed by what comes out of me with coffee enema #3. I searched Google for Gersen Therapy and found lots of coffee enema information.

Hay thanks lubed great read

How much is too much?

Most times I have a quick flush of the lower bowel and retain a quart of coffee for 10-15 minutes. Then I get a good release and feel great.

But sometimes when I have plenty of time, I hold longer. I find that once I get past the 15 minute urge to expell it gets quite easy to hold and sometimes I have held for up to an hour. But then there is no longer any urge and I can push some out but not much. I can feel some still in there.

So, is there any danger in long retention of coffee?

On my last semi-annual visit to the Doc, she suggested taking a couple of coffe enemas every week. Her reason was that certain medications especially any opiates or synthetic opiates like Vicodin can cause the liver to become sluggish and the resultant "fuzzy thinking and tiredness become prominent. She is a pretty straight-forward Doc (MD type) and I was pleased that at least one member of the AMA recommends liver detoxification.

OK.

Just took 2+quarts over a half-hour period: low, slow, and not too hot. Retained for another half-hour and expelled slowly. Had used a 9" shower shot beforehand to prepare. (Yeah, I know that's not necessary, butt I felt like it!)

Letting myself drain for a while, then off to dreamland. The coffee was espresso, leaded, butt that won't keep me awake. I drink decaf, but I understand that decaf does not have the therapeutic benefits of leaded. (Even Dr. Oz says so - though he is presumably talking about oral intake.)

In the morning, and throughout the day tomorrow, I will take a series of cleansing / relaxing enemas to get ready for fisting that evening. (Yes, I know that is not everyone's cup of tea.... It is something I enjoy when I want it. And I am very particular about who does it with me. In fact, when the situation and partner are spot on, I get into an altered stage.)

Anyway, just a random contribution for my fellow klismos.

Bottoms up!

Organic or regular

Been taking coffee enemas for 12 years. I take a series of three 2 quart coffee enemas twice a week. They are administered slow each enema take about 10 min to receive. Holding time is about 10 min after the enema is in. I feel great after the treatment.

Jpaul, As a major fan of the coffee enema I read your post with great interest.

Do you take the three coffee enemas immediately after each other, or is there a gap between them?

Why three in a row, instead of holding one or two longer?

I sometimes have a second immediately after the first, if I was unable to retain the first for at least fifteen minutes. But even if I have time and feel like a longer retention, I just hold it longer instead of letting it out and starting over. The longest I have retained one was fifty-five minutes. There is not much left to expel after that much time. Sure do pee a lot for the rest of the day.

Coffee enemas have been my favorite for nearly twenty years. I have always found them to be soothing and never irritating in my personal experience. Currently, I generally use them four or more times a week. A full pot of coffee from my automatic coffee maker conveniently produces two quarts - equal to seven full drinking mugs - so I use seven units of ground coffee per pot; however, I fill the water reservoir of the coffee maker with slightly under three pints and add the full amount of grounds, then top up the brewed amount to a full pot of two quarts with cold water, so that it's instantly ready for use at the most comfortable temperature for my enema.

Although I sometimes prefer the rush of a fast-flowing enema, with the coffee variety, I almost always take it at a slow rate by hanging the bag low and closing the clamp over the tube to one side, allowing a slower flow around the edge of the clamp. I vary the flow to last anywhere from ten minutes to almost an hour, then retain it another ten to thirty minutes.

Once I've taken all the coffee solution, I fully open the clamp while I'm holding it and, fully relaxed as I lie, allow backflow to occur to relieve any pressure that might develop.

I don't recall the source, but I've read somewhere that caffeine administered by enema has a completely different effect in that it is basically unaltered chemically in the body, whereas, caffeine that enters the body orally undergoes the normal digestive process that alters it in a chemical way that produces the undesired effects of caffeine.

I know it's not supposed to affect you, but I always feel as though I have had too much caffeine when I have a coffeee enema. Does this happen to anyone else?

@Cheryl77177

Injecting 4-8 ounces of coffee and holding to absorption defeats the purpose of a coffee enema which is to detoxify and expell toxins. Also, I don't know about you but I would feel uncomfortable trying to hold even that small of an amount knowing that it would only take one strenuous move to trigger a leak. I'd rather hold for 20 mins and release and then hold again and release.

Now if you're just going for the wired effect and have the time to wait around until you've absorbed it all then go for it!!!

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I never used coffee enemas. Women, who use coffee enemas, please write how you use it and what the recipe? I would be grateful!

While I have certainly gotten a "wired effect" from drinking coffee, I have never experienced a wired effect from using coffee for enemas. The end result for me has always been to feel superbly relaxed, cleansed, and refreshed in a way that no other enema solution has ever accomplished. In almost fifty years of using enemas, I've come across many types and have tried them all!

There was a time when I routinely took three-quart coffee enemas quite easily, and would sometimes doze off while retaining them. Retention has never been a problem for me, but I understand different individuals will have different experiences.

I have to agree,

If I were to drink 2 cups of the coffee I prepare for my enemas I would definitely be wired but when I retain for 20 mins and release it. It does not hit me nowhere near as hard.

I think I got the wired sensation only once.