Anyone try to suck their own penis?

I was able, for a time, to do this. It was an exciting thing to do. Very hot. Quit trying when you no longer have the flexibility, or you may injure your self, as i have done. I have pics to prove my claims, but one should probably discontinue this practice before the age of 40.

I nearly could when younger lol but now I've gotten lazy and eaten too much I'm too porky 😜

Always tried to when I was younger. Was able to slightly touch the glans with my tongue, but never could get it in my mouth, but did shoot in my mouth. Have lost the flexibility now to get in that position. Did have fun while it lasted.

Tried several times when I was younger, but never could reach.

When was in my teens, I tried and could just get the head of my penis in my mouth. It did not feel all that erotic and I certainly did not do suck long enough to cum. Even though I was very limber I was still pretty contorted to be able to do it so it was not really comfortable.

So after a few times I never went back to it.

Sure, when I was younger. I could get the tip in.

Wouldn't even attempt it. Not that flexible lol

From my early teens until I was in my late 20s I could get the tip of my penis into my mouth, about half of the glans, just past my front teeth. I would lie on my back and stretch my legs up over my head, asshole pointing toward the ceiling.

It was a more thrilling sensation in my mouth and mind, than on my cock. It was uncomfortable, especially on my neck and upper back, but certainly worth the effort. Tasting my pre-cum and spreading it all over my lips and tongue was a huge turn on. Normally I would end up jacking off into my mouth. Feeling the pulsating surge of my climax on my lips was fantastic. I liked getting my semen directly into my mouth this way and often swallowed my own cum. The only way I like my semen to get into my mouth indirectly now is when I kiss my wife immediately after she gives me a blow job. And I do like that very much.

My flexibility is long gone. In recent years I've tried to "assume the position" on a few occasions to aim an ejaculation into my mouth, but it ends up nothing but an auto-bukkake scene.

I've tried many times and failed many times.

Karma bump to Cleanbean for typing in the details of my own experience. Only difference being, my wife doesn't do oral, so I've never shared. The few times I've thought about cumming in my palm and tasting my semen - usually fade after I have ejaculated (I chicken out) so it has been a long time.

Yes of course I've tried sucking myself off. When I was a lot younger I was able to do it.

It took a lot of stretching and limbering up but I enjoyed it. It depended a lot on how fit I was at the time but I did a lot of yoga and gym work back then which helped. In actual fact it was a turn on and I enjoyed it.

Tried, yes. Many years ago.

No success, head and mouth couldn't get anywhere close. It would have taken a foot or more of additional length.

I wish I could. It could be a nice variation from plain masturbation when need be. However, I never had the flexibility to do that. I can't even touch my feet when bending forward…

Time passing, flexibility is not improving, quite the reverse. So I'll never know that feeling.

Not that I never tried, but I quit trying a long time ago.

In Rubbermark's game, I would have had to drink, lol

I have sucked my own dick a few times in my life, the first time was in my early 20's and the last I could still do it was in my mid 40's, I could get a little more than my head into my mouth. I can no longer get into that position (wished that I could). Although when I could it was very awkward and sometimes uncomfortable and sometimes when I would cum, I would cramp up.

Just get to suck tip of my penis one time and for a short time, i was a teenager (16 old), it was a great feeling.

Now so many years after, it's totally impossible......lol

I wish I could but then I'd probably never leave the house. I'm nowhere near flexible enough to do it.

Never in a hundred, never in a thousand, never in a million years...

This question IS a joke, Right? Even if it were possible, I wouldn't do it. If you want to suck dick, go find a guy who will let you! (Just to be clear, I'm NOT the guy!)

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My wife & I loved it when she would bend me into a position to do this, close but not in my mouth, she made me masturbate into my mouth, I loved it, so did my wife.

Lol, I guess everyone has tried, but I still think it's impossible.

It is definitely possible when you're young, flexible and motivated enough. As a matter of fact the very first time I ever masterbated and ejaculated was when I went down on myself. I was 14 and I was able to get well over half of it in my mouth. It was nothing less than pure silky mind blowing heaven. After a lot of delirious sucking and stroking I eventually ended up cumming like mad for the first time all over myself.

I'm sure it helped being a really skinny kid and the sheer excitement of all those new feelings I'm sure helped encourage me on as well. I do remember my back and neck being a little sore the rest of the night but by the next day I was fine. By the time I tried again a couple or so months later I wasn't even able to reach it with the tip of my tongue. I Had a big growth spurt that winter and I guess I just got to tall to get to it by then. I also may have been a bit worried of really hurting myself as well being as my Dad had bad back problems at that time and seeing him in pain I'm sure was in the back of mind as well.

So it has after all these years remained a one time only glorious experience. There is a reason why us humans aren't really designed for this kinda thing. We just wouldn't leave the house.

I've never even been able to touch my toes during gym class ... don't have the dexterity to do either ...

Thank God Almighty that most of us can't suck or lick our genitals or no one would be getting married! or reproducing! :-)

Tried in my teens, but was only able to barely touch the tip with my tongue. Sure tried though!

When young I did it several times and also in my 20's, but as I got older no way could I reach it, and back when I did it was just my tongue. I've seen some videos where guys can get a lot of their dick into their mouth, also seen several of guys that fuck themselves. I guess some guys are just built for it! I would love to be able to do both, sounds/looks so hot!

Guys who fuck themselves? What orifice do they penetrate? I have my doubts.

Honestly the sick side of me would like to really see either or done. It's like a train wreck, you just can't help but want to see it.

Mashie

In the rare event I have ever told a male to go and fuck himself, I did not intend him to take it literally, never mind actually attempt it! 😁

I think the reflexive of fuck i.e. go fuck yourself is one of my favs. Watching Alan Arkin say it in Argo was delightful!