Anyone try to suck their own penis?

You know what Liquid, I find it very funny when doctors swear for some reason or another, as long as they are not swearing at me, lol. I also find it extremely hot when a doctor uses naughty, and non-medical terms for body parts. And I am not talking about calling a digit a finger either. I mean when you say things like pussy, tits and boobs. The one that turns me on the most is cock. I have no idea why, I guess because it's just so darn naughty. Wow, again, I think I need a cold shower. Geeze.

Mashie

I don't think I ever was supple enough for that.. but I think that indeed, when I was young, like teenager or before, I tried to bring my penis as close to my face as possible. I don't think I meant to suck it in the sexual sense though, I learned about fellatio later, but perhaps I had the curiosity of what it would feel.

If I could suck my own penis, I would marry me.

If I could suck my own penis, I would marry me.

@Cedar ... maybe you should just date first ... 😈

Cedar, your post made me actually laugh out loud. That was way funny. And on the coat tails of gibby, make sure you get tested for STD's prior to any exchange of bodily fluids, lol.

Mashie

Mashie, I will take your advice. As many times as I have been screwed there's a good chance I caught something.

Gibby, I'm not a cheap date. I would want a Happy Meal with the works!

Mashie, I will take your advice. As many times as I have been screwed there's a good chance I caught something.

Gibby, I'm not a cheap date. I would want a Happy Meal with the works!

Cedar, I'm just like Mashie, I just completely LOL'd when you wrote marry yourself - that was really a great line! And Mashie, I just love it when you're describing something or rendering an opinion and suddenly realize what you're talking about is arousing you and say "Wow, I think I need a cold shower!" Every time you say that, I think of you running toward the shower but running into your sexy husband instead and starting to rip his clothes off!

Oh, Mashie, just since your the local Moderator and I noticed this again on this thread, what does it mean when a poster/member has no name/sex listed under the (blank) avatar, such as #117 in this thread? Are they a guest, or just didn't put a name in?

Okay I'll come clean on my own minor experience. As a teen I tried this a couple of times, and I think the closest I came was to barely touch the end of my foreskin with my tongue. I was very tall, thin and flexible back then, but even so, despite the potential pleasures to be had, I gave up!

Eric, just for the record it's not my husbands arms I would be running into, it would be Doc's, who is my boyfriend and has been for the last 8 years almost. Just wanted to clarify that to you.

As far as people posting that have no name or what not it's because they have left the site and gave up their membership.

Mashie

I keep finding things here to comment on, but this may generate its own thread. DrZ and liquid, I've always found "go fuck yourself" or fuck used as an expletive to be confusing, just because the word represents at the same time one of the (presumably) most pleasurable events someone can have, and also (presumably) the worst expletive or command we use! Now, I occasionally think it or use it too, because the usage exists, but that makes it no less confusing! One version I've read was that it came from screaming "I'm going to fuck you!" morphing into ""I fuck you!" and then just FU as an early way of expressing dominance or power over someone. But it was still changing as one author later wrote "an act of bliss" into an act of war. Maybe because it was and still is such a commonplace but often "naughty" or "dirty" activity, even more so in history? Weird.

Dirty and naughty, can't go wrong with those two things no matter where or what setting you are in can you?

Hehehe

Mashie

Check this out.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nOvX4ZNRBwM

That's so funny. I have heard someplace or sometime that the word FUCK is actually an acronym from England. I was told that back in the day ladies of the night there had to have license from the king to practice their craft. And at the top of the license it read Fornication Under the Consent of the King. I am not sure if that's really true and I am too tired to do the research on it tonight. Maybe tomorrow.

Mashie

I've heard that it came from "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" I heard that many years ago. I also heard that the word SHIT is an acronym for "Ship High In Transit." Story goes that back in the early colonial days England would ship manure to the colonies in the hold of the ship. An unknowing sailor would go into the hold with a lantern and boom it would explode because of the methane. So they got smart and stored it on the deck of the ship and mark the containers SHIT for Ship High In Transit. Could be a myth or not, but interesting story at any rate.

Try and try but you won't succeed unless you're a chinese contortionist i dont think is even possible

The YouTube video on the word 'fuck' was very good indeed - and very funny. Thanks, Liquidsky.

Along the same lines, look here for a brief discussion:

https://languagelens.wordpress.com/tag/frichen/

Essentially this page states that there is much myth surrounding the word, and that there is actually no truth in the two commonly held beliefs that it is an acronym.

When I was like 14 or so I had a fort in the back part of my grandparents lot , it was the remnant of a small basement from a previous house that was no longer there..... I had put ply board over the top and covered it with dirt , one day I climbed down and had snuck some of my dads whiskey and I mixed it with soda and feeling buzzed , I stated to play with myself , and looking down at my hard cock I got the thought of trying to bend down to reach it ....but no way ....then I laid on the floor and kinda did a head stand and pushing off the plyboard I slowly flexed enough to lick the tip , a couple more days of trying and sneaking a bit more alcohol and one of my dads hidden dirty mags and I was able to get my mouth around my entire head , I would look as at the naked girls in the mag and pretend she was sycking me and then as I was jerking away I started to taste my salty precum and decided to cum in the "girls mouth" and I did and it wasn't so bad , I wish I could do that again , but what a fort to remember!

I have no interest in this activity, nor do I think it is physically possible- at least for me. I don't recall this being considered in my early years either. To each his own I believe, but it does nothing for me.

I'm pretty sure ever guy has tried this at least once!

When I was younger, maybe 16-17, I was able to lick the top of it, and maybe get some foreskin in my mouth. I've since become less flexible

I used to try, too old now! But about once a week I have a dream that I'm doing just that. It always seems though I can get enough stimulation, so I put a little bit of teeth action into it for more feeling. Never get an orgasm though. 😢

A long, long time ago, I was skinny and flexible. After several tries, I was able to touch my tongue to my penis. Just the tip to the tip, but I made contact. If only I was more flexible or had a couple of extra inches. Such is life....

When I was a kid I tried.....no luck. But if I could.......I think I would spend a lot if time doing it ?

Like many of you guys, i could lick the head and that was it. I wish I would have been skinnier. My belly kept me from getting any further than that. I most definitely will eat my cum when i spew. I usually shoot right into my hand and then lick it off

When I was a lot younger and in good physical condition I was able to such my cock. I used to do it about twice daily it was the most wonderful feeling of cumming in my mouth with my own cock.

When I was little I kinda remember being able to suck my own penis I can kinda remember sitting in the bathtub doing it and liking it.

There are two kinds of guys in the world. Guys that can not suck their own penises and those off in the corner doing it.

Either my dick or my neck is not long enough. Perhaps both.

I tried it when I was young and desperate -- never was flexible (or thin) enough to make it happen. The urge to do it went away with a bit of maturity and experience, but I would imagine many young men would at least try it for the opportunity to feel something new. If it were easy to do, I imagine it might be my preferred way to "solo" these days, but I still think I'd prefer a partner overall.

Tried it. I can't give myself a good BJ but I can get there.

I tried and tried and tried but can't reach it. Better this way or I wouldn't be leaving my house anymore