Anyone try to suck their own penis?

I have tried this and can almost reach.

>😄 Most guys have tried it at one time or another and all lied about it! ??? ???

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>😄 Most guys have tried it at one time or another and all lied about it! ??? ???

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By "TRIED IT," you mean contorted themselves while making an attempt, not "tried it" and actually succeeded in sucking their penis, because as nappy said, practically all men would need an extension or be very good at yoga.

When I was younger and a gymnist i was able to get about on inch of me in my mouth, enough to suck and cum...was wonderful. not any more..........need all the help i can get now...giggle

What we have here is a math problem. :😃 With a 7inch penis,a 17inch neck,a 36inch waist X L1/L2/L3 compressed= NO WAY!. But my dog can...does that count! 😁 😉

When I was younger I tried this - but it remained about a inch to my mouth - simply have a shorter penis.So I had try to reach the tip with my tongue - I lay on my back, better on the shoulder with legs over my head without a breath.In a one movement I strike my chin with my chest and bite a little myself... 😜

Now I am much thicker and older...no way 😢

Yes I have tried it didn't get it close enough but if I did i would have sucked it to completion.

In my younger days I was able to lick the head and sensitive underside of my cock. It felt pretty good although, my back was out of wack for a while afterwards. I came in my own mouth... pretty hot actually.

Iv tried to reach my cock once dammm did my back and stomach hurt after it never again

Like most people on here, I am not supple enough to do it any more, but when I was younger I could take some of myself in my mouth. Never managed to stay in the position long enough to cum that way though (Even though I was a vaulting gymnast!)

I just think it's a good thing most guys can't otherwise they would never leave the house LOL just kidding you guys

NOT!!

This question reminds me of a dog show I was at once. All the dogs were lined up on their down-stays with the owners 30 feet away. One very well-endowed male dog lifted his hind leg and began licking himself.

The very perturbed wife of the owner was standing outside the ring and she (not being a "dog person") said, "Why does he ALWAYS do that?" We all looked at her and replied in unison, "Because he can!"

I agree with Irme, it's a good thing that humans can't do that, the mortification index amongst the females of the species would skyrocket.

Play On!

LadyDoc

Alas, all men have probably at least thought about, and if they are honest, they have tried at least once in their life, only to discover that they can't. But the dream lives on!

In my younger days I (and I think most of you) tried it with no luck. A few inches short!

When I was in my 30's with a 34 waistline and a more nimble body I was able to get the head in my mouth on several occasions ending with a strong orgasm & ejaculation. Wish I was 30 years old again 😜

There is a rumor that Marilyn Manson had his bottom ribs removed so that he could do that, and people say we are weird! Define weird LOL

No way have I managed it

Have tried twice, first and last. I now know why some humans are not meant to bend, and I cant do yoga to save my life LOL!

I've definitely tried, but can't get even close. but there is this recurring dream i have every few years in which i give myself a blow job no problem. it's very realistic and when i wake up i sometimes can't remember for a second whether i actually did it or not. i should probably talk to my shring about this one... egomaniac? closet homo? i think i'll just let it be...

Years ago, my husband tried and asked me to help bend him over far enough to reach.

He couldn't even come close.

He's stuck with me doing it!

When I was very young I was able to double over and touch my long foreskin with my mouth. I was never able to actually get the penis into my mouth. Now I am older and circumcised there is no way. I have actually masturbated and ejaculated over my face and into my mouth however.

I'd bet most guys have tried. I have and like most guys an ince or two short. Gerald

I was able to sucsessfully reach about 3 inches down, but it was just too uncomfortable to be pleasurable, and i never did get over the taste 😜

Can get about an inch in but it really is too uncomfortable to be pleasurable

If I was more flexible, i would probably try it out

I used to when I was preteen till my late teens then grew too heavy.

Did when younger. No good though, couldn't bend far enough. Matured 2 0r 3 yrs. and grew. probably could have then. However, had neighbor girl who was older show me the ropes. Love a good cock milking session

It would take a very good contorsionist (sp) to even come close to their penis. Women do a wonderful job at this function. Just leave it to them 😃

Something keeps getting in the way 😢

I would never leave the house if I could do it....lol