Would You Perform Oral Sex on Yourself? Why or Why Not?

I know I certainly would, as much as possible. This must be the reason most of us guys are endowed with less than 9"s, otherwise all the pro-creation juice would wind up in our stomachs instead of our partners vagina.

When I was young I could get a couple inches in my mouth. I guess from about 16 to 25 years old I would do this a lot. Then I started losing flexibility and now 40 years later, It just a pleasant memory.I did however and still do get into that position and cum in my mouth from a couple inches away, still fun!

Good one Watertrain

Of course I would! Why do you think dogs lie at the end of the driveway licking themselves all day?

Of course I would! Why do you think dogs lie at the end of the driveway licking themselves all day?

Sorry, but I have to post this ancient joke.

Elroy: "Hey Bubba, look at that old hound dog lickin' himself over there! Dang, I sure wish I could do that".

Bubba: "I don't know, Elroy. He looks kinda mean. Maybe you better try pettin' him first".

Probably not. I was never that into oral.

I actually was able to touch my cock with my tongue the other day,it's been atleast ten years since i was able to do that.not bad for a 53 year old.The goal is to be able to atleast suck the head for a few minutes anyway. 😃,,,i also shot my load in my mouth,most of it anyway,some ended up on my ear,lol.

Probably not I don't imagine it being very erotic and there is also the possibility that i would be groosed out by myself.

I certainly would if I could probably every day I have always fantasised about it Would love to suck my own nipples too

I have sucked my own penis before. I was at one point able to get about 2 inches of it inside my mouth. I can't anymore. 😢

When I was around 12, somebody in my friend group made a joke that he'd heard a boy we all knew sucked his own dick, intending it as a terrible insult--much worse than accusing him of masturbating. (Which we were, of course, ALL doing in the privacy of our bedrooms. Kids that age are funny.)

I got to thinking about it, so I tried as hard as I could. I was a good 8 inches away when my back began to hurt, so I concluded it was impossible and put it out of my mind.

If I could, I would. If I'm being honest, I'd probably like to try sucking a dick once in my life, just to see what it's like. The problem is that it would need to be done with the knowledge and approval of my wife, plus there's the issue of finding someone willing whom I liked enough to want to do it (not looking for anything anonymous), who could also be scrupulously discreet about it. So it will probably never happen.

I would if I could; but, I can't so I shan't. I tried when younger but was never that flexible.

Damn right! I got real close a couple times around 16 or so but couldn,t quite do it.Now. Forget it! Jim.

Dammit Jim I'm a normal human being not a contortionist!

But yes if I could do it.

If I could like, use a portal, yes. One of the advantages of being stuck in diapers is that I have to maintain really good hygiene down there, so it would probably be one of the more enjoyable blowjobs I've given (even outside the obvious).

Why do male dogs lick their dicks? Because they can.

When I was 30 years younger and 60 pounds lighter, I was able to touch it with my tongue. So it looks like the answer is yes.

Touched the head of my cock with my tongue this morning,getting more comfortable in that position,hopefully another month or so of stretching and i'll be able to suck myself.

I would never leave the house!

Of course I would! That'd take jacking off to a whole new level. Not sure if I could bring myself to finish in my mouth, but guess it's all hypothetical anyway.

In a heart beat. I have tried- I'm to short (penis) and not limber enough. If I sucked my penis and my nipples I would never need a partner

Absolutely.

If i could i would def give it a try.

If I could I most certainly would in an instant, the way I see it, that to me would be the ultimate in masturbation, who in the world would know better how to make it feel perfect then yourself, the perfect friction, the perfect amount of suction.

I'm VERY envious of those who can.

I absolutely would!

If I could, I would. Probably best that I can't, though, since I am not sure I would ever leave the house. . . lol. .Thankfully, I have a wife who loves to give blowjobs and is very good at it.

I think every guy would including myself. Why? I'll bet you can get yourself the best blowjob ever as you know exactly what you like.

If I could do it easily (I was able to to reach tip of my cock with my lips when I was a teenager but it was too uncomfortable position to be any fun) HELL YEAH I WOULD.

Not only I like the taste of my cum but I am also a little curious about sucking cock. Not so much so I could do it to some random guy, but I know myself long enough

I did when I was young and flexible. Can't reach anymore or I'd end up in traction.

I did when I was young and flexible. Can't reach anymore or I'd end up in traction.

Might be worth it.