Would You Perform Oral Sex on Yourself? Why or Why Not?

If I only could! I tried so many times since like 16 or 17? Only was able to lick my foreskin a bit, and that was it. Now I dont even try anymore ;-)

Not only yes, but I have done it to my self several times in the years past. It is very hard to do and very uncomfortable to get in that position and I could only get the head of my penis in my mouth. I have cum in my mouth doing it, but usually I get a cramp doing it. I'm too out of shape to be able to do it now, but often think about 😃

Sorry, slurp, can't type, slurp.

No! hell No!!

What is it about guys doing guys tube steak that I don't get. Is it they can't find a woman? Or their hand cannot perform the act?

I don't get it. Sorry.

When I was younger I was flexible enough to lick the head and sometimes get the head of my penis in my mouth. I came in my mouth a coutless times and would always swallow. The thought of coming in my own mouth while doing it was a complete turn on but I was usually somewhat grossed out after I had actually done it, That didn't stop me from doing it again! I remember one time the force of my cum shooting across my tongue was tremendous. I always shot a lot of cum so whenever I did this there was a lot to swallow.

I could in high school.... Get at least half of it in... But I didn't like the taste of my jizz so that ended.... Still like my precum but the cum is still the wrong texture, I think. And I'm 40 now so the self-sucking days are over

If I could I would. I've never been flexible enough to do it.

Like many others, I would if only I could. I've never ever been able to, but did have a "friend" when much younger was able and determined to do it at every opportunity. I didn't mind, as I saw it as practice for when he did me.

You bet I would. I love the way I taste.

Hell yes if i was that flexible i sure as hell would do it on a daily basis.

Absolutely!!

Hell if we could all perform oral sex on ourselves no one would leave their homes or ever get married!

I would find myself completely drained and sucking myself off as often as I could. WOW... That would be soooo nice!

Yes I would , but only mine !! It is mine and we all like to play with ourselves so why not . We all like to get OFF and some ways are better than others but still DAMM GOOD . Life is short so have all the fun that you can and never look back !!!!!!!!!!!

As a heterosexual the idea doesn't appeal to me, so probably not.

But it's a moot point, as I'm nowhere near that flexible 😃.

I tried haha

Oh God, if I could do that I would never leave the house on the weekends.

I would if I was able to.

When I was in my teens and very flexible I could reach the head of my cock and suck for just a few seconds before loosing my contorted balance. Overall it never seemed worth the effort for what I physically experienced so after a few attempts I opted for the old fashion way of reaching an orgasm- with my hand.

How could the answer be anything but yes haha. And what a different world it would be!

This is a bit of a silly question really, sort of like "If you could make yourself cum, would you?"

If everyone could give themselves oral sex, the species would've gone extinct a long time ago.

I would totally do this. I have tried several times without success. And yes, I would swallow.

No freakin way!

For what possible reason?

First thing that pops in my mind is a cat licking its own butt after pooping. Ewwwwwwww?

No freakin way!

For what possible reason?

First thing that pops in my mind is a cat licking its own butt after pooping. Ewwwwwwww?

Don't knock cats! Cleanest animals going. And can be pretty sexy too....

No freakin way!

For what possible reason?

First thing that pops in my mind is a cat licking its own butt after pooping. Ewwwwwwww?

I don't think you'd be licking your ass if you were performing oral sex on yourself.

If I had the flexibility of a contortionist, I would do it.

"Don't knock cats! Cleanest animals going. And can be pretty sexy too...."

I adore cats! I owned a Persian cat until a couple of years ago when it died because of age.

I even have a tiny tattoo somewhere on my body of a black cute kitty?

No "knocking" cats or people.

What I was trying to do was to answer the self oral sex question, and perhaps before stating that I wouldn't do it, I should have said at first:

"I'm not invalidating/criticizing/making fun of anyone's fantasy, fetish, pleasure...whatever you want to call it".

I'm only talking about myself and why I wouldn't do it. Seriously...the first thing that comes in my mind is my cat cleaning herself down there. For cats, or other animals it is natural behavior. That's what they are supposed to do and it is perfectly fine.

I find disgusting anything related to human/animal waste though.

1. Vomit...I think most of the people find it disgusting. I had severe motion sickness when I was a little kid and each time I was in a car/bus I would throw up. First time I remember making a terrible mess I must have been 4 or so.

2. Human waste...When I was 12 during the summer break, I took care of my dying grandma. She had a stroke. She was paralized, couldn't go to bathroom, couldn't eat, clean herself. Due to financial reasons she couldn't be placed in a special care facility, or have a nurse at home taking care of her. My parents had to work and I was the one feeding her, washing her after she pooped, change her diapers...I loved taking care of her, it felt really rewarding but I've seen lots of human waste during that time and...it wasn't mine.

Even when my daughter was a baby...no matter how much I love her...I highly disliked to deal with messy diapers. I would do it all over again, but it's not one of my favorite things to do.

3. Menstrual blood...don't like that either.

So, for me...having my face close to vulva/anus it's not a turn on. As a matter of fact, I don't even let my husband do it. For some reason I don't mind doing it to him, but I don't want it for myself...I hope I can figure out one day why.

Hmmmm..... Interesting thread....

If I would be able to bend enough to perform oral sex on myself , I will pursue my career in gymnastics! NO kidding....Okay probably I was.

But seriously would not it be great to have that much of flexibility??? 😉

I would totally "Do it " :-)

If I had the flexibility I probably would.

Absolutely!

I don't think so. We already have the ways and means to enjoy solo sex. If we could also pleasure ourselves orally we'd be spending more time solo, to the detriment of the real thing. Now if you'll just excuse me, time to...