Would You Perform Oral Sex on Yourself? Why or Why Not?

I have had dreams in which I am doing that, as easily as bending down...sucking, cumming, etc...so real...

I used to be able to do this, when I was a teen. Sitting on my bed, with my knees bent and legs spread in a flattened diamond shape, hands at my feet, I could bend forward and take the upper third or so of my erect cock into my mouth.

The first time I did this, I was surprised at how hot my glans felt. I would suck lightly, and it felt good, but I could never hold that position long enough to come.

I've never had another man's cock in my mouth, but I didn't feel any different about this than about having my own cock in my hand.

Years later, in an outdoor yoga class, our female instructor had us trying to put our right feet behind our heads. Most couldn't, but from a similar position as described above, I could do it pretty easily. Seeing this, she asked me to try putting my left foot behind my head simultaneously, as long as I could do it without pain. It took some doing, but a few moments later, I had both feet behind my head.

It was a little (deliciously) embarrassing, because in that position, my genitals were bulging under my shorts and were only a small distance from my lips. A few of the watching women giggled, and one of them, "Sheila," said to never mind what she was thinking.

I'm pretty sure that in that position, I could have taken my own cock in my mouth again, if my pants had been off. I had a nice little fantasy then and there, about a couple of the yoginis stripping them up off my hips and pulling them to my knees, then helping me do just that.

It didn't happen, but I like to think that Sheila was thinking the same thing.

I would assume anyone who masturbates would answer "yes" to this question. Moreover, i would assume many / most folks prefer oral sex to masturbation as a means of getting off.

100% yes why on earth would you not.

Everyone masterbates and I am sure if all girls could reach they would give themselves oral pleasure. It always makes me cum.

In a nanosecond!

I would, why not, might be kinda fun.

Of course! I've never been able to do more than reach the tip of my penis with the tip of my tongue, and that was when I was a much more flexible teenager. I've had lots of dreams where I got the glans in my mouth, and would swirl my tongue around it, but always was disappointed to wake up and realize it wasn't for real.

I've seen guys on webcams, who are well endowed and flexible, who do really get their mouth over several inches of their penis, but it isn't really a very good blowjob, as they can't do it for more than a matter of seconds.

I remember when a video of porn icon Ron Jeremy sucking himself got out there in the 1990's. He probably could have done better if he was in better shape, like in his early days of porn in the 70's.

Absolutely that’s one of my fantasies is to suck my own cock. Could never reach my cock with my mouth or even my tongue. So close but never close enough

I would suggest that if men could blow themselves, the rate of marriage would be much lower.

I am just able to put my tongue on my penis .

It is not enough for sex.

Yes, I'd love to.

Of course i would ,would it be as great as my wife doing a blowjob will never know

Not me I want wish my ugly thing were gone!

There are not many people who can pleasure themselves. It is not an easy thing to do.

I have never seen a male who could do it but I have seen 3 females who could do it and they were all in gymnastics. And it was exciting to watch them.

So if there are ladies iinto gymnastics let me know.

@JTMac I have never been given nor received oral, but based on the softness and wet/moistness of the tongue I would say it must feel quite nice and warm too!

Cheers, Megan

I've tried to bend and suck my cock several times, but no luck. Would be nice to suck my cock and pleasurable, but we are not meant for self service.

Ive always wanted to be able to give myself oral pleasure. But of course it would be impossible. But i really get off on watching men who are limber and big enough to suck themselves. I know ive put myself upside down though to cum in my own face. But Who else better to do it then yourself. If i could give myself a blowjob it would be mind blowing. I might even self destruct from going insane with pleasure!

I love that Saturday Night Live sketch where Will Ferrall takes a Yoga class for just that reason to be able to get limber enough. Thats settles it, im taking Yoga!

I think it was George Carlin who commented that if he could reach he'd never leave the house. I agree with that. I suppose my life is more constructive because I can't reach.

The other night I had another dream in which I was able to do it.

Have done it several times! It’s a stretch but feels pretty good!

Yes and no. I'm bi enough that I'd have absolutely no issue doing it to a second "myself" but I just don't like the positioning involved in blowing myself.

Yes.

Next question. lol

Well, yes, I would. When I was a teenager, I tried, and I was somewhat successful. It was very difficult, but I could lick the head of my penis, and, with practice, I could just get the head of my penis in my mouth if I really strained. I successfully gave myself a blowjob only twice. I wasn't sure if it was worth the effort, because I was sore afterwards. Just licking was pretty good, and I often did that along with masturbation. If only I were a couple inches longer. I wish I could still do it today.

I would if I could, but I can't. So I leave that to others that want to suck me. A lot more than one!!! I'll just have to suck them.

Yes, yes and absolutely yes! I've also had a few dreams of sucking myself. Was able to touch the head wth my tongue when I was much younger.

Oh yes and I've done it many years ago. Felt so good and love to take it.

Of course I would! Most hve herd the riddle, "Why does a male dog lick himself?....Because he can!

One night while I was out and had a few drinks, I got home and for some reason had the urge to try it. I was always skinny and flexible so I tossed my legs over my head while I was in bed, but the bed was to soft, so I laid on the floor putting a small pillow under my head. I put my legs over my head and was surprised how close I was to doing it. I took my time and relaxed and allowed my body weight to stretch my back muscles. Within five minutes I had the head of my cock in my mouth. I started to suck on it, my head was spinning because of the alcohol and probably the chest compression I was doing to myself. I knew I was going to cum and when I did in was amazing. I think I passed out for a while after that but all was good. I did it a few times after, but that was many years and pounds ago, but I often think about it and the feeling it produced.

If I could reach mine myself - oh yeah, definitely.

And, when I go down on him, I like to make him squirm. No pain, just... mmm.

And I am a swallower.

I have never gone down on a woman. We were all hands, when I have been with one. I would enjoy trying it, especially if I could figure out how to make her squirm too.

That would near impossible for me to do, but I would let somebody give it to me. I’d much rather receive than give but there are a few people that I wouldn’t mind giving one too. Since I am more into girls than guys, I would only let a girl give it to me and I would only give it to a girl.