Coffee Enemas -- General Discussion

I’ll be doing a series tomorrow of at least three enemas, a soapy 3 qt. starter, then at least two nice and salty bags until clear. Some coffee(32oz. of cold brew) and enough very warm water to fill my 4qt. Klystra black beauty to 3 1/2 quarts. My SNC SPD2.25 plug style nozzle will let me retain for an hour of fun😍Yummy wet playtime makes me horny thinking about it🦄😍😈

For me it is very interesting that Coffee Enemas will be important in such a manner for a lot of people in your country. Here in Europe this one is unknown and not only in India and the surrounding countries but in Nigeria too they will swallow castor oil in a regular manner. In YouTube you will find far more than 70 contributions recommending the daily internal use of castor oil - naturally a great part of these ones will come from India.

I absolutely love taking in coffee enemas! A lot of it comes down to the overall health benefits for which got me started on them in the first place.

I've tried different concoctions and volumes to find what works best for me, and this is my particular regimen:

I always make a fresh batch. I start with 32oz of water and once it's boiled, I add a little over 3TBSP of organic medium enema coffee. I continue boiling for 5 minutes then simmer for another 15 minutes.

About 30 minutes prior, I take 6 or 7tsp of liquid chlorophyll. I like the minty flavor. I enjoy the cleansing and detoxing element of coffee enemas.

After I sift out the grounds, I usually will add another 8oz of water so there's about 40oz total. I add 2TBSP of blackstrap molasses. The molasses really aids in helping me retain the enema but it also has iron and potassium and other minerals that are great! Lastly, I add about 5 to 8 drops of tangerine essential oil. I've read the oil helps our bodies to better absorb the coffee and it aids in producing the glutathione. Every now and then, I'll add in a probiotic capsule. Just open it, and pour out the content into the bucket.

I like the temperature to be around 105°-109°F. I set up my little area in our bedroom. There's a yoga mat, then I put a plastic cover over that, and lay my pillows at the top. I get my heating pad ready, to help with any cramps and overall adds that comfort level. I lube my anus then I lay on my left side. I love the red catheter tube for this because it stay in and goes in deep. I insert the tube. Sometimes Anthony will watch, and he gets turned on by that 🤭

I hang my steel bucket on the closet handle by me while taking in the enema. Once it's done, I'll remove the tube, and turn over on my right side. I usually retain anywhere between 15 to 20 minutes. I've thought about maybe incorporating a butt plug? Never used one nor do I currently own one but it's a thought.

During that time, I might go on Zity or watch a program or movie on my phone.

Once I expel and am done, I just feel overall better and have more energy. Every now and then, if I don't feel well or like one was enough, I'll follow the same above protocol for a 2nd time.

The whole process for me is rather enjoyable. Keeps me focused.

Right now I have a 3qt. (32oz. of cold brew coffee, 48 oz. of warm water and 375 ml. of vodka) up my butt. It feels amazing😈I don’t recommend alcohol enemas but I forgot how good this feels😍Play safe and have some fun🦄Riding waves of pleasure and the coffee/vodka enema is awesome😈

It's a waste of coffee to squirt it up your butt

Call me a creature of habit. While still in my robe I'll take a nice steamy cup of coffee out on the deck and watch the sun come up while hearing the birds chirping and squirrels chattering. Then some mornings I will head to the bathroom and make myself a warm soapy enema. You could say for me that the coffee goes in one end and the enema in the other. I don't mix them.

Good to the last drop!

I’ve never been a coffee aficionado, neither from the top or bottom, so I have yet to grasp the claim that coffee enemas are beneficial to one’s health by draining the toxins that my liver is already doing. That’s one brew I would rather not stain my favorite enema bag.

I start putting a couple of cups of last night's coffee in the enema bag. I save off this mornings 12 cups of drinking coffee. I refill the coffee maker with one quart of water and reuse the coffee grounds. When done, added to the klystra silicon enema bag. It's way too hot so I add ice. By the time it's ready will be about 3 or more quarts. Next I get filled slowly. Wednesday and Sundays are my coffee enema days. Very comfortable. No buzz, just a good enema. Brewing right now, starts my day.

For every person recommending a coffee enema there is also someone saying don’t do it because they don’t work. For the sake of this discussion let’s agree that regardless of any real data on a medical benefit, most of us here take coffee enemas just because we like it. But even among us who like coffee enemas, there seems to be two different camps regarding volume of the coffee enema. Some of you describe brewing your coffee and then diluting it until you have 2, 3, or more quarts for your enema. I prefer to take only 1 quart of coffee at about the strength you would drink it. I find it much easier to retain for as long as I want. I read somewhere that the caffeine in the coffee enema is mostly absorbed by the veins in the rectum, and not so much higher in the colon. I don’t know if that’s true. I just know how I like it.

How many of you are in the small volume (let’s say 1 quart or less) group, versus “fill ‘er up?

How many of you are in the small volume (let’s say 1 quart or less) group, versus “fill ‘er up?

@RedBulb99 I'm with you, I just do 1qt and lie on my right side for 30 mins. Of course after a couple clean outs 1st.

Put me in the small volume group. My preferred method is a small enema to empty the rectum, then a quart of coffee at about 103-105F, held for fifteen to twenty minutes on average but sometimes up to an hour. I acknowledge there may be no medical benefit, but it feels so damn good!

Concerning coffee enemas you should know this:

01 https://43factory.coffee/en/news/detox-coffee-enema-dangerous-consequences-for-health/

02 https://www.healthline.com/health/coffee-enema

03 https://health.selfdecode.com/blog/coffee-enema/

04 https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7478478/

05 https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/315663#beneficial

06 https://ineedcoffee.com/top-10-dangers-of-the-coffee-enema/

07 https://www.health.com/condition/digestive-health/goop-coffee-enema-detox

08 https://drdanielle.com/blogs/dr-danielles-health-tips-and-tricks/coffee-enema-pros-cons

09 https://www.totalbalancehealth.com.au/all-you-need-to-know-about-coffee-enemas/

10 https://www.healthybe.co.uk/coffee-enemas/

11 https://iquitsugar.com/blogs/articles/healthy-habit-or-health-hazard-what-you-need-to-know-about-coffee-enemas

12 https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2023/03/fact-check-no-evidence-coffee-enemas-are-a-safe-and-effective-way-to-remove-toxins-from-your-body.html

13 https://csnn.ca/distance-education/blog/the-verdict-on-coffee-enemas/

14 https://dudeproducts.com/blogs/dude-blog/coffee-enema

15 https://skeptvet.com/Blog/2012/05/coffee-enemas-for-pets-dangerous-and-stupid/

16 https://www.purelifeenema.com/blogare-coffee-enemas-dangerous/

17 https://www.self.com/story/theres-no-reason-to-do-a-coffee-enema

18 https://www.livescience.com/61355-pseudoscience-goop-coffee-enema.html

19 https://lacolon.com/article/coffee-enemas-detox-cancer-cure-quackery

20 https://www.yourtango.com/2018310006/why-coffee-enemas-dangerous-health-risk-no-matter-what-gwyneth-paltrow-says-goop

21 https://medical-en.nneandersphysiologicalliteracy.com/the-dangers-of-coffee-enemas/

22 https://m.facebook.com/drsarahballantyne/photos/a.411530438871491/1072793926078469/?type=3

23 https://badgut.org/information-centre/a-z-digestive-topics/enemas/

24 https://nowthisnews.com/videos/food/coffee-enema-is-not-good-for-you-no-matter-what-goop-says

25 https://www.cbc.ca/news/health/canadian-doctors-gwyneth-paltrow-goop-coffee-enema-1.4479955

26 https://www.peak-health-now.com/coffee-enema-dangers.html

27 https://trends.medicalexpo.com/project-418942.html

28 https://www.science20.com/beachcombing_academia/hot_coffee_enemas_dangers-112988

29 https://life.laseraway.com/body/top-three-hidden-dangers-of-coffee-enemas

30 https://www.jillcarnahan.com/2020/06/15/can-coffee-enemas-really-help-you-detox-a-look-at-the-surprising-benefits/

31 https://www.drsadaty.com/2019/06/04/coffee-enemas-yay-or-nay-and-7-health-tips-that-cost-next-to-nothing/

32 https://vocal.media/longevity/coffee-enema-facts

33 https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-980/coffee

34 https://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/health/7-lies-youve-probably-heard-about-enemas-according-to-a-colon-hydrotherapist/news-story/b15ce2dfafea296d8bf428de6fb655c3

35 https://www.drweil.com/health-wellness/body-mind-spirit/gastrointestinal/can-i-detox-with-coffee-enemas/

36 https://www.doc2us.com/is-it-safe-to-detox-your-body-through-colon-cleanse-with-coffee

37 https://chatelaine.com/health/goop-coffee-enemas/

38 https://drknews.com/coffee-enema/

39 https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-promoting-at-home-coffee-enemas-but-are-they-safe

40 https://www.ibtimes.co.in/heard-coffee-enema-how-safe-latest-detox-trend-market-756132

41 https://www.bustle.com/p/what-is-a-coffee-enema-goop-is-facing-backlash-for-linking-to-this-potentially-dangerous-cleanse-7812544

42 https://www.healthguidance.org/entry/12246/1/dangers-of-coffee-enema.html

43 https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Enema

44 https://www.wikidoc.org/index.php/Coffee_enema

45 https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/0960327111432499

46 https://edzardernst.com/2020/10/coffee-emema-a-tragically-stupid-way-to-die/

I don’t understand what is the reason to post so many links above. I checked randomly on some, but most of the information is common knowledge and believable mistakes of some people.

If you feel coffee enema is for you, why not to enjoy another day. Smokers gonna smoke, drinkers drink and enema people do enemas. Life is harsh sometimes and we need an escape time seeking pleasure in things not always good for physical or mental health.

I do enjoy single coffee enema or series during whole week, there is certain caffeine boost and different feelings. Cannot be sure about the detox impact.

Concerning coffee enemas you should know this:

@complete_bowel_cleansing Perhaps you could summarize some conclusion from those articles.

Nanjoy

I think you nailed it. Life is hard, take pleasure where you can.

I understand the “original” usage during WWll…..seemed to help with pain…or was it a placebo?

Tried it several times, feeling no change in my body….so for me it’s a no!

For those who do them and love them…that is great.

For my regular drinking coffee, I'm the type that tries to find freshly roasted local beans and always grind the beans myself. So when I started coffee enemas, I naturally stuck to the same process.

My question: has anyone found that certain beans make a coffee that is harder to retain? I've experimented with light vs dark roasts, unfiltered french press vs filtered via paper filter. None of these make a difference. But sometimes I hit upon a bean whose brew consistently causes much more urgency.

(Not a complaint, I enjoy the urgency and the challenge of a hard to retain coffee enema!)

@KingsGambit

For my regular drinking coffee, I'm the type that tries to find freshly roasted local beans and always grind the beans myself. So when I started coffee enemas, I naturally stuck to the same process.

My question: has anyone found that certain beans make a coffee that is harder to retain? I've experimented with light vs dark roasts, unfiltered french press vs filtered via paper filter. None of these make a difference. But sometimes I hit upon a bean whose brew consistently causes much more urgency.

(Not a complaint, I enjoy the urgency and the challenge of a hard to retain coffee enema!)

I’ve not found any difference with the roast either, but sometimes it is very much a different challenge to hold a coffee enema. No idea why, but like you, I enjoy it!

I'm not a doctor or scientist, so this is just personal experience. I brew the coffee for my enema just as I would drink it. Same beans (medium roast), and same strength but I think the key to easy retention is adding one tablespoon of baking soda to the quart of coffee before taking it. The baking soda seems to cut the acidity of the coffee taking away some of the burn and urge to expel until ready. Using this method, I usually get a mild urge to expel, which I can resist, at about three to five minutes, and then easy to hold until the next round of urges at about fifteen to twenty minutes at which time I usually let it out. If I resist this round of urges they diminish even more to the point that when I want to be done I need to push it out or take another enema on top of the coffee to start things up again. Over the years coffee has become my favorite enema solution, used more than any other.

As I have enemas entirely for erotic pleasure would there be any advantage to coffee over plain very warm water which I love?

Ronema:

I do coffee enemas at least twice a week. I don't get a buzz, just enjoy them, I find them very comfortable. I start with last night's coffee that didn't get consumed, add that to the bag. I then brew some drinking coffee for the morning. I save it off to another pitcher. I run more water through the coffee maker, using the grinds over again, once done, add it to the bag. Then I add some ice to bring it down to a safe temperature. No coffee gets wasted that way. The coffee grinds go in the compost pile.

Try it, you'll like it. I'll be in the enema room Sunday morning, will look forward to hearing how it turns out.

the hoseman

I just found this the other day. Actually two days ago. Yes, I tried it last night. I felt refreshed after. I had no problem holding it. I mean 16 ounces is half a quart. I can take two quarts easily. But I followed her directions. I would try it again and double everything.

https://kellymhanner.com/why-i-love-putting-coffee-in-my-butt-a-coffee-enema-love-story-how-to/

Hi Tabbi!!!.. and all...,

Yes I followed Kelly and her "adventure!!" Like her I was over in the "Sand Box" now some 40 odd years ago and needless to say I came down with the dysentery !!!!!! Even after I got back to the States ...the hassle subsided but as time went on ..... well.....

here i am.... Colonics and coffee enemas later (thankyou ""Judy"" my So. Cal Colon Hydro Therapist who enticed me into trying out the "COFFEE!!!!!!!"

Kelly's situation was quite a bit worse than mine but similar all the way around!!

I don't care how you cut it.. but in situation's like ours.... no amount of "Pills and drugs" are going to take care of the problem.... until you take a "Bottom up vs. Top down" approach!!!

With "That!!!!!!".... CLICK!!!!!,

highwater

The idea never appealed to me, so never tried one; but hopefully coffee enemas might serve as a gateway to bring in more enema aficionados - as one who starts out with coffee might eventually start using soap.

I've become a big fan of coffee enemas. I first tried them when I was following a enema series I found online. I eventually discovered how quickly they perk me up (lol!). I usually just make the coffee the normal way, pour it into a standard enema bag, and add water until the bag is about half full (one quart). I administer the coffee enema in whatever position I desire that day, and then hold it for 5-15 minutes before expelling.

If I have more time, I might do a Coffee Enema series I found online.

That entails:

-making the coffee

-filling a bulb with coffee and administering

-add coffee and water to a enema bag (while retaining the coffee from the bulb!)

-administer the 1 quart coffee enema from the bag

-hold 5-15 minutes

The coffee series recommended filling a enema bag with 2 quarts of coffee and water for the 3rd step, but the first two steps are usually enough for me.

Does anyone else find coffee enemas to be the perfect match for a cold winter day? I thought I’d document my process. Warning: long post!

I start by bringing 36 oz of water to a boil in a stainless steel pot. While waiting, I grind my coffee beans, 50 grams, or about five tablespoons. Once the water is boiling, I add the coffee grinds, reduce heat to a simmer, stir well, and set a ten minute timer. Once time is up, I turn off the heat and wait two minutes for the coffee grounds to settle in the pot. Then I carefully decant the coffee into a 1 quart glass Pyrex measuring cup, making sure to pour slowly so most of the grounds remain in the pot. I wait another minute for any silt/grounds to settle in the Pyrex, then carefully pour the coffee into my metal enema bucket. I then place the bucket into an ice bath to bring the coffee down to 105 degrees.

This is a very fussy method, but it works for me. Yes, you can use shortcuts like a coffeemaker or making concentrated coffee diluted with ice. I enjoy the ritual though.

I also enjoy the cozy feel of the bathroom at this point. Since it’s winter, I turn on a space heater and it warms the small space quickly. The bathroom itself is now fragrantly perfumed with the delightful scent of the coffee waiting in the bucket. I sometimes up the ante by adding a few drops of essential oil to the bucket. Cinnamon and orange are my favorites. It’s a heavenly scent when combined with coffee.

Once I’m ready, I hang the bucket from the shower rod and get on my hands and knees. I use an old plastic douche nozzle that comes with the classic red hot water bottle. I find the douche nozzle has just the right amount of flow and negates the need for a regulator. The small nozzle only requires a bit of lube to insert into my waiting anus. I unclamp the hose and let the coffee flow, enjoying the warmth of it rushing through my insides, filling me up whether I want it or not. Occasionally, the liquid will hit an obstruction and cause temporary cramps, but nothing can stand in the way of the hot coffee coursing through my colon. The cramps quickly subside and give way to a round feeling of fullness.

Once I hear that familiar gurgle that indicates an empty bucket, I clamp the line, stand up, and quickly dump a cup of warm water into the bucket. There are always a few tablespoons of coffee remaining in the hose. I don’t want to waste any! Once the tube is clear, I carefully remove the nozzle and let the rest drain into the bathtub. Note: coffee stains everything, so be sure to immediately rinse the tub and wipe up any drops. Don’t let it sit!

My stomach is now slightly distended from the quart of coffee. I set a timer for twenty minutes. Then comes my favorite part: assistance in the form of my squarepegtoys Milk It plug. I lube it up well and stuff it into my hole. This plug is two inches wide but it has a magnificent lip that helps retention (of itself and the coffee). It’s always a pleasure to feel my sphincter strain to pass the lip and then ahhhhh.

The Milk It plug is designed to stimulate the prostate when you clench it. Thanks to the coffee enema, I am clenching hard, causing the Milk It’s nubs to press against my prostate. Whether I like it or not. I have to clench to keep the coffee inside me.

What next? The coffee is sloshing inside me, the Milk It is living up to its namesake. I go to the kitchen to start clean up: wipe up any stray coffee grounds, dump out the coffee remnants in the pot, wash the Pyrex cup and pot, load or unload the dishwasher. You know, kitchen chores.

The fun starts about five minutes in. Since I am standing, gravity is at work. The coffee wants out. The urgency comes in waves, sometimes threatening to push out the Milk It plug. I reach behind me and push it back in. These particular coffee beans reliably cause urgency. Most days, it causes so much that I have to drop whatever I am doing in the kitchen and concentrate with all my might to fight the peristaltic waves rippling through my insides. Sometimes I find myself gripping the kitchen counter and bearing down with all my might, legs trembling from the strain.

The urgency eventually passes. Then it returns. Then passes. I ride the waves over and over until the twenty minutes is up. By this point, all that clenching with the Milk It will sometimes make me leak precum (always an indicator of a good session). I leave the cold kitchen and gratefully return to the warm bathroom, which still smells faintly of coffee, cinnamon, and orange. With a great gush of relief, I expel the enema and follow it up with several baking soda rinse enemas.

All in all, a great way to spend a winter weekend morning!

Https://kellymhanner.com/why-i-love-putting-coffee-in-my-butt-a-coffee-enema-love-story-how-to/

I would love to do coffee enemas with her!!! 👍😊

For coffee enemas being retained, the best position?

*Has been merged into an existing topic.

On my back, no doubt. Very relaxing.