Coffee Enemas -- General Discussion

Then I should be in great shape. I drink coffee from the time I get up, until I go to bed at night. In winter that is at least 2-3 pots a day. In summer, after a few cups in the morning, the rest is iced coffee…plain, with no sugar. Folger's all day; but use S.A.Wilson's organic coffee for Enemas.

Dan

Sean said in #239: While I am generally unimpressed by the claims of health benefits and detoxification of coffee enemas, I do find them very relaxing and beneficial from those aspects alone.

And then at the end he said: For me, the feelings during the coffee enema and afterwards are all very nice and any other benefits don't matter.

I couldn't have said it better.

I also agree with @Sean - I don't buy into the claims of detox and health benefits of coffee enemas - or enemas in general. If they make you feel good and relax you - wonderful!!!! that in itself is a “benefit”. Like @ilffer I go though a lot of coffee every day - usually two pots by 10 AM.

But as far as drinking coffee for health benefits - I will stick with moderate/responsible alcohol intake to take care of my liver vs more caffein intake.

I completely agree with Sean and Cheryl. They’re very relaxing for me.

The coffee enema is a large part of the Gerson therapy. The flavonoids in the coffee stimulate the liver to dump toxins into the gall bladder, which empties into the small intestine, just above the ileo-cecal sphincter. The toxins then are eliminated with the rest of the fecal matter in the colon. If you make the coffee very strong, it can cause cramps and discomfort. This can be eliminated by mixing the coffee with a salt/soda mix. The soda buffers the solution and reduces the acids found in the coffee

It actually reacts with the coffee (you can see the carbon dioxide bubbles form in the coffee). But coffee is generally not strongly acidic and you don't get a vigorous reaction you would with vinegar (acetic acid) or other moderate to strong acids. It also has the advantage of increasing the sodium content of the enema to change the water flow across the colon membranes.

Technically, caffeine should be readily absorbed into the bloodstream as it is when drinking it. But I've never noticed any buzz effect from coffee enemas, even when retaining a fairly large volume over an extended period (longest large volume retention has been something over 4 liters for more than 90 minutes while chatting with someone on Zity). My typical oral coffee consumption is 36 to 44 fluid ounces (1.1 to 1.3 liters). So I might not notice the effect of caffeine uptake from an enema with normally brewed and cooled coffee.

Thanks for the info, @Enema_Runner . I'm going to try diluting my coffee tonight, as last night I had the immediate urge to expel!

Thanks for the reply enema runner.

Very well explained.

Will

@enemarunner:

The acid normally found in coffee is greatly neutralized by passing through the digestive system, but when introduced directly into the colon, the acidity, mild as it is, can cause irritation of the colonic mucosa. The baking soda will reduce the pH to a level that does not cause this irritation, leading to a longer retention time with less (or no) cramping.

When anything enters the stomach, it is greatly acidified by the strong hydrochloric acid in the stomach. At a pH of between 1 and 3 (a two-order of magnitude range in acidity), the high degree of acidity makes coffee look like a weak base. OTOH, coffee has a pH of around 5 (between 100 and 10,000 times less acidic than stomach acid), so coffee “dilutes” the stomach acid. In the small intestine, the pH increases rapidly and markedly in the first hour to a slightly acidic mean pH of 6. At the terminal ileum, the mean pH has been found to be a slightly basic pH of 7.4.

In test subjects, there was a sharp fall in pH passing in to the caecum (mean pH of 5.7) before very gradually increasing to a mean that is nearly neutral at around 6.7. I will also note that large intestine secretes sodium bicarbonate which would also react with the various organic acids that characterize coffee in a coffee enema. So, while the acidity of coffee might irritate some portion of the large intestine, completely neutralizing or making the large intestine basic due to combination of the slightly basic and alkaline nature of soap compared to its natural acid range can be just as irritating to mucous linings (because the soap can and will dissolve the mucous lining). The coffee is unlikely to dissolve and solubilize the mucous lining.

As for coffee enemas, I do not like the taste or smell of coffee. However, I do drink a lot of tea. I have at times, but not very often, taken tea enemas. Since tea usually has a lot more caffeine in it than coffee does, the buzz from it is much greater and much faster. I have taken tea enemas with both hot (not too hot) and iced.

Has anyone ever tried an enema with tea? What did you think of it?

Well tomorrow I get my first coffee enema….I'll report back…

Not only was my first coffee enema amazing but sharing the day with @RoxySneakerGirl was so over the top…to use a word…PRICELESS!

Well tomorrow I get my first coffee enema….I'll report back…

Not only was my first coffee enema amazing but sharing the day with @RoxySneakerGirl was so over the top…to use a word…PRICELESS!

Detals @Blanda - details!!! 😄. Glad you had a great time! I'll bet you enjoyed the company at least as much as the coffee! 😄

Just a bit of fun and gurl talk I'm sure. But yes, as gwhap requested please tell us more.

@Edevotee & @gwhap

As instructed by Mistress Roxy:

Yesterday was my first coffee enema…and “play date” with Mistress. We had met at a nudist resort with friends to just have a fun day in the sun and for a fun “Gurls Day Out” a week ago.

This was a serious play date. We prepared and hung our bags. The flow started and it was AMAZING sharing in real time, lying next to each other, touching each other as the the first bag filled us together.

During the fill Mistress moved down and then sucked on my clitty…it felt sooo good. Now I have been sucked before but never by my Mistress…any Mistress.

Then Mistress said it was my turn 🥰 Remember until a few minutes before I had never touched a clitty other than my own. I have eaten many a pussy and played with them but never a big clitty. I had seen it before. I had dreamt about what I wanted to do because it’s what I love having done to me. I positioned myself with my butt in the air and my hose inserted for the camera taking a time lapse video. I just stared for a moment…it was beautiful…it was my first…then starting with the scrotum I licked it slowly to the point just under the tip. Not once, not twice but three times. Then I encircled it with my red painted nails and slowly used my tongue around the tip. Then ever so gently took the tip in my mouth…🥰. Moments later it was tickling the back of my throat as my tongue was working on the shaft…I REALLY, Really, really liked it and I think Mistress Roxy did too.

I’ll be adding a full story to my blog…stay tuned 💋

This Roxy sounds like a bunch of fun! How do I meet her?!? LOL

I am so very, very, proud of my Blanda’s courage! I am blessed to have her as a friend!

While I am particular as to my drinking coffee (dark roast with a shot of hot chocolate and a bunch of sugar), for my coffee enemas, I just use a generic instant. 6 level teaspoons dissolved into a cup of very hot tap water, then more water added to bring the temp down to around 105 F and a volume of 1 ½ quarts.

I have noticed that I do tend to retain some past the initial removal. As for the effect, oh it's a lovely bit of a buzz..that usually lasts for 5 or 6 hrs, then it's crash time…sigh

But they are fun.

Elaine

I find coffee enemas great for hangovers. I definitely get a buzz from them. I typically take 3 liters, but sometimes 4+ if I’m in the mood to be really full. 1 liter is 3 scoops of Cafe Mam ”therapy blend” coffee, French-pressed for at least 5 minutes, but usually 10+. I let it brew while I use the bathroom normally before taking the enema. The other 2 liters are RO filtered water. We have a tap on our sink that dispenses it. I like to add about 500ml boiling RO water to the to keep the water warm, so the enema solution ends up around 105*. I’ll take this standing, sitting on the toilet, doggy style over the toilet, or knee-chest on a yoga mat if I’m feeling it. Sometimes I have to go on my back if I’m taking more than 3 liters. Retention is always 15-30 minutes, and emptying completely is always quite quick and easy, with no need to revisit the bathroom after. If you’re not feeling the caffeine and would like to, try more volume first, then slowly try stronger coffee.

I overdid it once and went into enema heaven for hours with the nozzle still in. Woke up 4 hours later feeling great but exhausted. I used a pound of coffee grinds.

Apparently I'm doing this wrong, because I'm not getting anything from the coffee. I'm going to try some of the suggestions here and see if anything changes. :-(

I got a buzz on my first coffee enema, 2 quarts at about 105 F . Since then I only feel really relaxed doing the same usually hold for ½ hour. Still really enjoy doing them.

Apparently I'm doing this wrong, because I'm not getting anything from the coffee. I'm going to try some of the suggestions here and see if anything changes. :-(

Try using a light roast as it has a higher caffeine level. I also recommend trying one first thing in the morning. I don’t get a big buzz, but definitely more alert (and horny, of course).

I too have to take mine in the morning.

I don't get a “buzz”, but if I take mine in the evening I will never get to sleep.

Randy

Yesterday morning was my second coffee enema…kind of solo but Mistress Roxy @RoxySneakerGirl and I were texting and on Zity with friends. The first bag I held for 30 minutes. The second one an hour. I did feel what I thought was a caffeine rush most of the day. I don’t normally get a rush from any caffeine.

The caffeine in coffee is a drug, Hyper people love hyper enemas. They give stimulants to hyper active thinkers. The genes for hype coffee ENEMAS are available for some of us. Your body hyper trembling is a trip that is exhausting. Not doing a pound of grinds ever again.

There are some who say to use organic coffee and a specific type of catheter nozzle. I’ve always wondered how essential the catheter nozzle was. I also wonder how many fetishists belong to the Social Media group that discusses this.

The idea of using the catheter tube is to deliver the coffee past the rectum so as to not get as great an urge to expell the enema making retention easier.

Just try it you will like it 😉

I've taken coffee enemas and have gotten quite buzzed. I like a 3 ½ qt. coffee and a 375 bottle of vodka enema for extended self pleasure sessions. Tingly inside and out fun. No jitters.

@Umbrella

For coffee enemas, they need to be given high for easiest retention. I find the best way is to give them with a red rubber colon tube, inserted at least 10 inches, preferably more like the full length if it goes in easily. NEVER use force.

Alternately, I use a retention device, like a Coloclean speculum with an inflatable retention cuff or a double balloon catheter.

I find a full bag of warm coffee very relaxing at the conclusion of a prolonged enema/colonic session.