Anything get stuck inside?

I will drink whatever however much I need to get this thing out of me.

As for your question small, it's the size of quail egg.

OKAY, NO PROBLEM.

I looked up quail egg on wikipedia and they are much smaller than a chicken egg--like half the size. You will get that out, either by pure defecating pressure or a laxative like I described. As soon as you get some "material" behind it to defecate it out, it will come. You might want to take some vaseline to lubricate your anus to make passing it a little easier.

You might want to squat in the bath tub and see how it goes. When you expel from the laxative, you might want to do that in the tub also to prevent your toy from stuffing up your toilet, or if you have something like a colander you can put in the toilet bowl to catch the toy.

As you start to defecate, it may help for you to reach in there and try to grab it while everything is being forced out.

It's not like you have a TV remote stuck in there!

Lololol, today actually!

My boyfriend and I were really excited, (as its been a while), and it was our second time using this really nice glass plug. Its about 2 in. in width and does have a stopper. After inserting it, and a few moments later I hear him become unusually quiet. I sense there's something wrong, and he says that the plugs gone. Sucked right in there. Stopper and all, and I hadn't even felt it!

He remained calm, while I started freaking out and was already thinking what I'd be telling the ER.

Luckily enough, after a bit of relaxation, and concentration, it slipped right out.

Gave us a right scare though! XD

Will be tying a string to it next time!

I know somebody who is a trauma surgeon and he has a picture an x-ray from one of his patients. Now on this x-ray it shows the patients bottom half. You then can clearly see a coke bottle shoved and stuck in this guy's rectum. Funny as shit to see. I'm going to echo a saying I have seen and heard many times. Don't put anything up there that has potential of not coming back out again. You don't want to have to explain what happened to an ER doctor. 😃

I Love using a plastic pole but it is about 18 inches long so it can not get stuck it would be really embarrasing to have to make a trip to the er and explain what happened

I bought two of those good looking metal plugs, small and large, with jewels in the flange. I found the first time I tried them that the flange sort of bit into my flesh and was uncomfortable. The maker said or implied that the large one would be enjoyable to have in while I was walking around because its mass would cause it to sort of move around, but I did not find that to be the case. What finished it off for me, though, was I put the large one in, checked a little while later and discovered that the flange was sort of inside of me, not on the surface, and there was no way that I could grab it and pull it out. I imagined an embarassing trip to the ER for a while. Then I sat on the toilet with my hand underneath me and expelled it into my waiting hand. Needless to say, I was tremendously relieved and have not used it since.

I think that the design is flawed because the narrow neck is not long enough to permit the mass end and the flange end to clear the anal sphincter. If it were perhaps a half inch or an inch longer, it might work just fine.

hankb

OMG yes. When I was around eight or nine years old I had been experimenting with enemas. I liked the feeling of the nozzles going in my butt. At Christmas time I got chemistry play kit. It had test tubes that looked like they would ne bun to insert. Well I was right, they were wider and longer than enema nozzles. I was trying to see how far they would go up, and then it happened, it got beyond my anal sphincter and disappeared. I didn't know what to do so I sat there hoping it would come out, it didn't. To make things worst my mom came home and needed to use the bathroom. I had to tell her what was going on. She freaked, didn't know what to do. She eventually called a neighbor who was a nurse. She knew what to do right away, she went home and returned with a 24" colon irrigator tube. She had my mom get a full enema bag ready, while she worked the colon tube past the test tube. Then she connected the irrigator to the enema and began flushing me out. The test tube eventually came out. My mom thanked her and she left. I got spanked and the chemistry set disappeared from my bedroom.

If the toy is stiff and is pushed past the rectum into the sigmoid and you try to expel it, the toy could get stuck against the spine in the curves of the colon as you try to push it out. That is probably a main reason why some toys that aren't that wide get stuck.

As far as Mag Citrate using force against a stuck toy, the liquid brought in by the Mag Citrate may easily go around the toy, even with feces there, without being able to push out the toy.

BE CAREFUL PEOPLE. You don't want to go to the ER and explain what happened. Actually, you won't have to explain what happened because the crew will KNOW what happened.

I had a big green apple stuck once,after a few hours of trying to get it out,walking,pushing,gf fisting trying to grab it,I had to go to the er,it was pressing on my bladder and I coudn't pee.Well after a few docs running their fist up my ass,and having to ride in an ambulance to a better facility,about 2 hr drive, I had a few more docs trying to "grab" it.I finally told them to put me asleep its embaressing as hell and its starting to hurt like hell,they complied,when I woke up it was out, without surgeory.I never was told how they got it out,just that it was a "boy" 😃

I will fess up to having one of those "um, that's not good" moments today during a play date with myself. Said moment was, naturally, followed immediately by abject panic. To cut a long story short, and thanks in part to those of you that have contributed to this thread in the past, everything turned out all right in the end when everything came right out of my end.

I guess having been at this for years without incident, you might say that I was statistically overdue. On the other hand, I should have damn well known better. So, lesson learned. With that, I'll echo everyone's advice and say be careful out there. Don't let the heat of the moment interfere with common sense.

I had been playing with a variety of different plugs for quite some time. I had found an interesting unit online made for prostate stimulation. It was pretty good sized and had a "T" base to it. Problem was it was on a swivel, rather than solid. It came and I was impressed with the size and couldn't wait to give it a try. I got it in and was enjoying the feeling. After awhile I ended up sitting down on it. I was riding it for awhile and finally decided to take it out. Much to my dismay the handle broke loose from the plug. I panicked. I tried and tried to get it out without any luck. I finally gave up and headed to the ER. Turns out they didn't seem too surprised. After some xrays an ER doctor tried to get it out with no avail. They finally took me to an OR and put me under some anesthesia and got it out. I was very embarrassed but they didn't seem to think it was any big deal. Sure won't let that happen again.

Only one time I had issue with sticking inside my bum, I hope to be last. I was making few enemas, and the last one I decide to tapped up with vibrating butt plug, so not to have any leakage and to keep the water in. Well, I hold it for few min than the plug suck in and disappear deep, I admit I freak out a bit, but keep my mind clear and start pushing the water with force out, meanwhile stuck 3 fingers inside and scoop to reach it. Few minutes fighting it was out, now I have better view above the things and try to don't repeat it again.

The two instances I have experienced: My ex-wife and I got one of those contraceptive sponges stuck very badly - neither of our finger tips were long enough to retrieve it. Finally after a few hours she squatted down in the and pressed down hard - I was able to grab it with the very tips of my index and middle fingers. We were both sweating bullets and her stuff was a bit sore for a few days - But at least it came out in the end!

The other time was with my Njoy pure plug large. I inserted it in the AM and went about my day so about 2pm in the afternoon I had a bit of a headache and laid down for a nap. When I awoke the plug was very uncomfortable as the lube had all absorbed! I tried moving it around a bit, then pulled a bit to take it out, No way it was stuck like glue. I tried to use my finger to put some lube around the stem, but could not get enough down in to ease the situation. After an hour or so of panic and painful pulling I dug through my naughty drawer and found my blunt tip syringe I use on occasion to shoot in liquid glycerin. I squeezed a palm sized glop of surgilube into my hand and sucked it up with the syringe, then working very carefully was able to insert the tip past the stem of the plug in several spots and insert lube. About ten minutes later I gave the plug a tug and it slowly slid out. It had a bit of mucus with blood on it! It was just a huge relief to get it out as I was terrified of the ER! I never had this happen with the small or medium, but I use great caution with the large one now!

I have had that happen with the large, and only the large, three times in the last six months. I think the handle design is bad ie; too close in size to the bulb end.

I now use a string attached so I can get it out when it goes all the way in. It would tough explaining that in the ER.

. . . .The other time was with my Njoy pure plug large. I inserted it in the AM and went about my day so about 2pm in the afternoon I had a bit of a headache and laid down for a nap. When I awoke the plug was very uncomfortable as the lube had all absorbed! I tried moving it around a bit, then pulled a bit to take it out, No way it was stuck like glue. . . . .

For very extended wear, use SILICONE lube.

Water based lubricants and vaseline or other oil based lubes will be slowly absorbed in the skin causing the toy to be stuck like glue as you describe, but this will not happen with silicone lubricants as it it not absorbed by the skin.

"Anything stuck inside?"

I am a SEINFELD fan. Kramer, from Seinfeld, makes a replica of Jerry out of fusilli (corkscrew shape) pasta. Frank ends up sitting on it and he is taken to the "Assman" who has his license plates mixed up with Kramer. Enjoy!

Pasta anyone?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZPiWDOCEak

I know of lots of stories of things getting stuck and people going off to the ER. Generally speaking there is no need. Nature will take care of it. And then there was the guy who poured concrete into his ass and let it harden. He needed it removed surgically not to mention the internal burns he gave himself.

Thanks Susie I will have to get some silicone lube to at least use on the Njoy large. Before I put in a plug I always put in two Carlson Key E suppositories (as it makes for comfortable, irritation free wear - well most of the time!) then insert the plug with Surgilube, but like course was saying the handle on the large plug does leave a bit to be desired (I have a pull string on all my Ejoy plugs just in case!) Thank you both for the input. Cheers, Paulie

What brand is a good silicone lube?

Hi all

I'm new here but I'm not new with anal eroticism: actually I have found this site after a bit of a scare as I got something stuck up my backside and I was "google-ing" ways of getting it out without a having to do a trip to ER.

Well, it was a real rookie mistake; I decided to insert three golf balls in my rectum and hold them there for a while. I enjoyed the sensation of the balls rubbing against one other. However when it was time to expel them I realized one had gone a little too far up and though I could feel it with my fingers no amount of pushing would dislodge it and I think after a while it went even further up the colon as I wasn't able to reach it with my fingers anymore. I waited a while but nothing happened so I started getting a bit worried. After reading a few suggestions I decided for a quick enema which , thankfully, worked in no time. I have been into anal play for many years and always have been very careful after reading and hearing about things getting stuck; I had some close calls but more to do with getting caught. This was the first time I had panicked a bit...

All I can say is NEVER forget that you have eaten beetroot before trying out a new inflatable nozzle. When a LOT of bright red "blood" (beetroot pigment) came out as I was deflating the nozzle I went into full on panic mode - I thought I'd burst my rectum.

Cue trip to the ER, explaining to the very cute triage nurse (thankfully in a private cubicle) exactly what had happened (I didn't think it was any time to by coy about it), then slightly later explaining the same thing to a very bored looking ER doc. They didn't seem too concerned (I guess they thought I'd overexaggerated the amount of blood, as I wasn't in any pain or physical distress).

They sent me home with instructions to take a stool softener and come back if there was any more bleeding or any pain. I was walking home when I remembered about the beetroot. I, quite literally, stopped in the middle of the street and facepalmed myself hard in the forehead.

I didn't even get a rectal exam out of it (not that it would have been any fun under those circumstances).

(Okay, so it's not exactly "stuck inside", but it's the same general theme).

Many years ago when I lived on the English south coast I was lodging with a junior doctor who was working in A&E (I guess that is ER in the USA). Every couple of weeks or so there was a party in the nurse's lodgings and I regularly got invited even though I was running a garden centre - hardly medical related. (On one occasion one of my customers who worked in the nurse lodgings' 24 hour canteen and regularly served me food at 2, 3 or 4 am said "What are you doing here, I thought you were a doctor"..!)

At one of the parties I fell into conversation with a London hospital doctor (there were often staff from London down for our parties as this coastal town's hospital was frequently the first hospital for doctors seeking new or more experience, professionally) and he related the tale of the patient they had. This chap was regularly in A&E with things that need "retrieving" by the doctors who joked about installing a zip in his bum to make things quicker! He was known for inserting all manner of stuff including crown cork bottle tops - you must have them in the US, they are a metal disc crimped over a bottle as a sealable cap (resembling a crown) which results in a multitude of folds each with a sharp corner..! On the occasion in question this regular patient said he had been playing chess with his late father - yes, an x-ray showed an entire chess set had been inserted. I think there was mention of some sort of social care and a psychiatric hospital for him after that one!

It was at one of those parties that I met an anaesthetist who said that he frequently got fed up with the comments from his mother's friends along the lines of "How interesting, do tell me more. You must have lots of interesting tales. Etc, etc" So he usually said he was a gasman - nothing exciting in that!

LOL This happened to me today.I have used many dildos in the past. but i wanted to try something new. I saw many videos of guys inserting stuffs like Lemon, Apple, potato etc.I thought this would be pleasurable experience.I was so morbidly curious to try such stuffs in such a way that i took half ripened tomato measuring 3 inch wide and 3 inch length and lubricated it well. . Finally after a few minutes of struggle it went inside my ass. I thought it would come out on its own as i noticed in those porn videos. waited n waited nothing seemed to happen. Finally i let my finger in to check to see and i was literally scared to death to learn that it has reached high up in the rectum and stuck at the entry of sigmoid colon.

I started to panic and i didnt know what to do and started to plunge into action. I lubricated fingers well and let 3 fingers in my hole in an attempt to remove it. I could feel and touch the tomato , but i couldnt catch hold of it ,because it was slippery and i could feel only tip of tomato and when fingering didnt work , then i took shower nozzle and tried to flush things out of my rectum. but to my surprise tomato started to travel upwards and stopped watering immediately. I was too embarrased to get help from doctors and thought of waiting to see what would happen.

In the mean time i tried to stay calm and drank plenty of water . I took a refreshing warm water bath to relax smooth muscles. I waited in squatting position for an hour and tried to push the thing but nothing seem to happen. Legs started to pain. so i gave up pushing it further.

Afer 2 hours again i thought of letting water in my rectum. so took the nozzle again and filled my rectum with water. LUckily the tomato started to come down on its own. i was able to feel tomato but couldnt pull it out. cos it was too large. so my only option was to just squat and wait for the thing to come out on its own. after 15 minutes of painful struggle finally the damn thing popped out of my booty with a bang. I was relieved to see it came out after 3 hours. SIGH!!

I literally gave birth to a baby tomato ;P

I swear again i will never ever put any stuff in my hole apart from suction cup base which cannot enter hole easily.

If you are in the same situation as i did. Just relax and dont panic. Drink plenty of water and try enema and then seek medical help if needed.

Over the years I have had a number of butt plugs. None ever got stuck or travelled far enough to require any ‘special’ intervention. Most have bases that prevent a total insertion, but some of the smaller ones will go all the way in base and all. Unless it is exceptionally large, I don’t think one could get stuck inside. They are tapered and streamlined so much they come out fairly easily.

The one experience I did have with a ‘stuck’ item was a cucumber. Back in the days of the old yahoo chat rooms, I use to do a lot of submissive shows for domes online. Of course it included several anal violations and I have had several items in there. Eggs, metal balls, vibrators, various vegetables and fruits to name a few.

One time after an alcohol enema, I went to the domme/sub room to just see what was going on and maybe have some fun. There was a domme who PM’d me. He wanted me to do a cucumber in my butt. Repeated insertions and in and out motions kept him amused. Finally he told me he wanted me to do a total insert. I had done this a number of times in the past, so no big deal. This cucumber was a bit large. An English cucumber maybe 9 to 10 inches long. The ones I had done before were more like 5 to 6 inches long and I never had a problem ‘pushing’ them out.

So I pushed but it was too long. He told me to squat and push in. It went further but still not all the way. He told me to sit on it. I did and it went in even deeper. Then he said sit down on it. I did and it slid in all the way. I could feel it travel in deep and slide further than I felt anything before. He had me stand to show it was indeed in. I could actually feel it through my tummy on the left side. He told me to push it out. I then tried to expel it but couldn’t. I tried several times. I couldn’t even feel it with my fingers up my butt. I told him I couldn’t get it out. What should I do? He sent me a laughing emoticon and said good luck then signed out.

I sat on the toilet and tried to poop it out. Nothing happened. I was able to touch the end of the cucumber with the tip of a finger shoved in deep, but couldn’t move or grab it. I started to feel a bit nauseated I could definitely feel the stiffness on my left side. I figured it went into my descending colon. I went back online and asked if anyone had any medical experience. An EMT responded. I told him what happened and at first he seemed amused like I was making it up. I assured him I wasn’t. He must have believed me because he said he would consult his manuals to see what could be done.

Eventually he told me I had to go to the emergency room to have it extracted! Was he kidding? I would be so embarrassed by that. He told me that was the best thing to do. I told him I would wait until the next day to make that call. He added me and said he wanted to follow up as he was kind of concerned but aroused by the situation.

I went to sleep that night slightly curled as that was the most comfortable position. I could definitely feel it inside. It was very uncomfortable and I felt bloated. Next morning I woke up and went to the bathroom without even thinking about it. Sitting on the toilet, I remembered my condition. But I felt the urge to poop so I did. Big slash and when I checked the bowl, there was the cucumber and probably my dinner. I immediately felt much better physically and mentally. The nausea, fullness and bloating were all gone and I actually felt empty inside.

When I retrieved it, the cucumber looked a bit different, not as clean and smooth as when it went in and darker in color. It was definitely a bit softer than before, not as stiff as when it went in. The EMT saw me online later and asked what happened. I just said it came out on its own. I am guessing body heat softened it enough it became more flexible and the food in my system pushed down and the constant pressure worked it into a position where it could be expelled. Maybe some intestinal juices broke it down too, I don’t know. It was out and that was all that mattered.

Since that day, I have never inserted anything near that long again and have no intention of doing so. No more cucumbers or zucchini total inserts, although I have done small 3-4 inch ones. Only smaller items that can be expelled without medical intervention lol.

So I got something stuck in there at like 2 am. to make a long story short, one of my female friends bet me 20 chicken nuggets from Burger King that I wouldn't grab her friends new (unused) vibrator from her dresser and put it in my butt and turn it on. Well I went and got batteries from a tv remote and won the bet but now it's stuck in there. I didn't even tell them I just left and came here. It's about 5 inches long and a little less than an inch wide. It was all fun and games until then. After that I drove an hour away to the ER 60 miles north because I couldn't go to the one in my hometown. Everyone knows one another in my town. Well I got there at 6am and then was too embarrassed to sign in and tell them. When I got there, it was still turned on so you could probably hear it inside of me. Since I was embarrassed I didn't sign in. I went and sat in another lobby and went to sleep for 2 hours. Woke up and it wasn't vibrating anymore because the battery was dead I guess. After that I was about to go sign in but I was still embarrassed. So I went back to sleep. An hour later I got up again. It was about 12:45 then. Well I was walking down the hallway I saw a guy drop something out of his hand. I went up and it was a $20. We were a pretty good distance away when I finally saw it. I went around the corner and that dude just disappeared. I imagined he must have went into the bathroom since I didn't see him anywhere else so I went in there but he wasn't in there. When I got in there I suddenly got the urge to shit. Well I got on the toilet and I shit the vibrator out. I didn't want to leave the vibrator in the toilet so I was going to get it out somehow but I got up and it automatically flushed and it went down. Moral of the story is if you at least try to be a good person and return the $20 you'll receive a gift from God. The saddest part is that I never received the chicken nuggets from my friend Lauren. But now I have $20 and that should get me about 125 nuggets from BK.

The moral of the story is don't put something up your ass that you have no way of retrieving.

Why is it that we periodically have brand new people having something stuck that they never should have put there?

Just go to the ER if you can't get something out. You are lucky you didn't have an injury from it. You could have gotten a perforated colon and ended up with surgery to retrieve the vibrator AND A COLOSTOMY BAG.

I don't think god dude had anything to do with it.

If anything was watching you, you would have been told not to do what you did.

Tough love is my job.

About six months ago a couple of friends and I were using vibrators when my vibrator handle came off leaving the vibrator head in my ass. We tried everything to get it out but could not. I ended up having to go to the ER and have the doctors remove it. You talk about feeling embarrassed well I was. Looking back now it was exciting having it happen.

The last thing I ever want to happen is having to take a trip to the ER to have a plug removed. For that reason I will only use plugs with a broad and firm base. I know I may be sacrificing some comfort but I absolutely love having butt plugs inside me and I just won't risk anything to spoil the experience. If your looking for a larger plug that has a good size sturdy base I recommend the Anal Fantasy XL. It is about 2.45 inches in diameter at the bulbs widest point I found it to be surprisingly very comfortable to have in me for extended periods. If your not up to something that large the Anal Fantasy large and the medium are equally comfortable without any risk of getting lost. the med is 1.5 and the large is 2 inches in diameter. I got those and all my plugs from Amazon.

About an hour ago, I got extremely horny. Due to the fact I'm currently on my period, I didn't have much choice other than to masturbate anally. Well, I went ahead and shoved a slim nail polish bottle up there. I didn't realize that it was a mere hair from falling in till it was too late. So far I've tried shitting it out, lubricating, etc. it still hasn't come out and I have no idea what to do. All I know is I can't go to the hospital because my family would be unbelievably ashamed, plus I can't tell anyone else in fear of embarrassment, so I have no way to the hospitals anyways.

OK, just relax and eat high fiber foods like celery, cabbage/cole slaw, carrots, metamucil and drink LOTS I said LOTS of water and it will come out. If you have some dulcolax tablets, take about four of those at once like you would for a colonoscopy prep or other laxative. DON'T put anything else inside.

In the meantime, don't do any bicycle or horseback riding! 😁