Anything get stuck inside?

Have you ever got your Butt plug stuck?? ??? :'(

Yes, I did once, doing a very dumb thing. It was a warm night a few years ago and I went to my outdoor shower on the deck for a little fun and relaxation. It was after dinner and I had a few more drinks than I should have. I hosed out my butt a few times and was ready for a little anal play. I have a small straight dildo that's actually an attachment for a Prelude vibrator. It's open on the south end for fitting over the end of the vibrator and it's only about about an inch or so in diameter. I use it as a "warm-up" and for lubing the inside of my ass for the big guns.

Well, I'm working this little guy in and out and it starts to feel pretty good, so I sit on the bench in the shower and start rocking back and forth on it. I do this for a few minutes and decide to go for a larger one. I reach back to pull it out AND IT'S GONE!!! Well, it's not on the floor so it didn't fall out and there's only one other place it can be. INSTANT PANIC AND SOBRIETY!

I went to my shop and got a long screwdriver. (No joke) I squatted down and stuck the screwdriver in and could feel the dildo in there. Thank goodness it was open on the end. I started moving the screwdriver from side to side and pushing out like never before. I'm not exactly a contortionist or lightweight and I'm sure I was a sight to behold, naked and squatting in my shop with a screwdriver in my ass. It took a while but I eventually succeeded.

There's a lesson here, folks. There is a very good reason they put those big flanges on the south end of anal toys! There are some dumb things you only do once and this is one of them.

The first anal plug I got was a bit small - but I wasn't sure how much I could take up there at first. Well (it was a vibrating one), I turned it on, lubed it up, and put it in. I loved the way it felt, so I grabbed my magic wand, a vibrating dildo, and started to shoot my self off into pure enjoyment. As I orgasmed (very strongly), the plug got sucked in (it was so small the stopper ends went in with it). So it was vibrating inside me and I was panicking. I thought oh god no - I'm going to be one of those emergency room hilarity/horror stories. Luckily I stuck my fingers in and fished it out after about 5-10 minutes. Thank god!! No embarrassing emergency room stories for me!!

After an enema, I was indulging in some ass play when I managed to push a large soft-rubber dildo all the way into my sigmoid colon. What to do next? Have another enema? No, I did nothing and the dildo came out naturally. Wasn't I lucky.

Nope. I use butt plugs with a wide base so I don't have that worry. I've read lots of stories about folks getting vibrators, homemade plugs, etc., stuck inside their asses. Then they had to go to the hospital to get them removed. Don't want to make that trip.

Our bodies seem to be better built than we give them credit for. By and large, what goes in will come out when it is good and ready to do so, thought in the mean time the owner of the arsehole that swallowed it may well sweat blood!

I have enjoyed shoving stuff up my bum for years. I began with soft stuff like porridge. I fed it into one of those old fashioned garden sprayers - the kind that had a long brass barrel with a piston and a rose at the business end. You sucked up the liquid you wanted to spray by immersing the rose in the bucket and pulling back the piston with the handle. I found that if I unscrewed the rose so that I had an open-ended pump barrel, I could force the stiff porridge into it. The barrel was about and inch and a half wide and about 20 inches long.

When it was full, I could wedge the handle into a corner of the room (bathroom, usually) and placing the open end of the pump barrel against my anus, back on to the thing. As I did so, the porridge would be forced into me! This was great. I loved the sensation of the semi-solid stuff invading me, and would often take two or three pump barrels full of gooey maize porridge. That was often so full that the last bit would come right back out of me in spite of my best efforts to clench my bum on it! It was fun coming out, too! I would don a pair of old underpants and just let it fill them, swelling up behind and under my penis and up the front until it oozed out all over! None ever got stuck inside me, of course.

And then I thought: 'Why not other stuff?' Exciting experiments followed. Today I like apples and butternut squash. Apples are good because they come in all sizes so you can always find one small enough to go into you. These may not emerge for a few days, and you can feel an interesting hard lump in you abdomen where the fruit lies. But they always do come out by themselves without a problem. They're smooth, round and not rigid. And even if one were to get firmly stuck (I've had this happen with a butternut) it would rot soon enough (2-3 weeks).

This isn't long enough to get you a trip to the ER, but I did feel quite SEVERELY constipated by the time (17 days) my butternut had rotted!

After a good clean out, I can get four granny smith apples up my bum one after another. When all four are in, I can feel the first one up under my ribs. I guess they go as far as the sigmoid flexure. The first two will reappear quite soon without effort on my part within a few hours. The second last may only emerge the next day; and the last one may take a few days unless hastened by an enema.

My advice would be this: please play only with organic stuff that isn't rigid and has no sharp edges. If it 'gets lost' don't panic. Enjoy the ride.

Johnny

I was figging my girlfriend with a ginger root and it got sucked up in her bottom. She was hopping around like her butt was on fire! The harder she tried to push it out, the worse it seemed to get stuck. It took about 15 minutes of fishing around inside her with my finger till I got it out. My figgs now include a "pull string" to prevent another episode.

While ass play can definately be fun, Glass is dangerous. The link takes you to a video of a guy that squats and inserts what looks like a pickle jar all the way up his ass and then it broke!

While it is extremely educational it is not for the timid.

http://1man1jar.com

I never have. I always make sure that there is an end sticking out or at least a cord or string. It would be embarassing to say the least to have to make a trip to the ER and answer some delicate questions.

That Glass breaking video is gross! He must have lost a hell of a lot of blood! Jeez! That is a stark warning to all.

Just about the time you think you've seen it all, along comes........UNBLIEVEABLE!! 😮

I LOVE the way you play!!! Porrrige and apples and butternut squash! Where you located? I LOVE food play! Mashed potatoes and mac n cheese are fun too!

Ha Ha, when I was in paramedic training at Denver General got to see two of these "interesting" situations. Needless to say the lady was quite embarrassed, but all worked out OK and both of them left with a great full smile that sort of said "thanks for not broadcasting it over the loudspeaker.

Has anyone gotten anything in the back end and couldn't get it out?

Nurse friend told me guy came to the ER with a vibrator still running. He was bloody from efforts to remove it. Under anesthesia a nurse stuck her hand in, couldn't get it out. Doctor had to open him up to take it out.

Never had anything stuck in my back end that I could not get out. I have use many items around the house and built for purpose but nothing has ever got stuck.

If this happens to you, fill your bum hole with an enema full of lube, if this does not do the tick then, sorry but its off to see the hospital and ask them to remove it. Then ask to look at their "trophy" cabinet asyou won't be the first...or last.

I stuck four golf balls in me and held them for a time and when ti time came to pop them out only three came out! now to me this was very alarming simply in the fact that it had never happened before and i was a newbie at the time(not saying im not still a newb) however the fourth ball was passed later and i was much relieved to here it bounce around in the toilet bowl.

It is wise practice to only use toys designed for anal play that have a flange of t handle around the base. Losing a toy at an inopportune time may very well end up in an ER visit. In working in the medical field for some years now I must say it's truly amazing the things that people will lose up their anus. It's funny how the story always seems to revolve around the pt sat on it accidentally and it magically went for a drive up their colon. It's a pretty common occurrence in Er's everywhere. It's normally a great conversation piece for all of the staff involved. Most x-ray departments have a collection of I. A. I., Improvised Anal Invaders. Just be careful what you play with. I wouldn't recommend batteries, vibrators without a flange, coffee table legs, small rodents and the such for things to play with. Be careful and have fun.

Never had anything stuck that I couldn't get out. Closest I ever came was when I was playing with a 12" double-ended dildo years ago. While trying to get as much of the toy inside me as I could I lost my grip and it got sucked in.

I immediately filled my 2-quart bag and took it all while sitting on the commode. As the expulsion began, the dildo was the first thing to exit. I caught it and considered myself very lucky and with an important lesson learned -- "Flanges are your friend".

ldb

Nope. If I got it in, I got it back out...

😶

Not me personally, but a certain man has gone to our local ER with a vibrator stuck in his rectum not once, but twice. Same vibe. The first time he came in with his mother, and the vibrator was audible all over the waiting room.

You can't make this kind of stuff up.

I think next time he comes in, the ER staff should buy him a butt plug as a going away present.

Okay, and here's something else you NEVER want to do!! Take heed!!

Years ago, I was in a phase of putting various things up my rectum to stimulate the prostate. After what you can typically imagine - broomsticks, hotdogs, whatever - I thought, what about something inflatable?! Thus the 'balloon' incident was born...

Crouching over the bathtub one day, I placed a rubber party balloon over the end of the shower hose, wanged it far up the ol' wazoo, then cranked the faucet. Oof de doo, that felt really good - for about 10 seconds. But, that was enough, so ..time to take it out now. Except... the hose came out, but... the balloon didn't!

Who would've thought? Even if the hose and balloon parted ways, the balloon should have just emptied its water and deflated, right?

Yeah, well, not for me. The neck of the balloon somehow fused shut to where it might as well have been hand tied. That puppy was up there to stay, and stay it did - for two days of the worst hell I shall ever go through. Not only was it stretching my bowel to its limit causing red-hot-poker type of pain, but nothing would pass so of course I couldn't eat, or what I did eat came right back up on the lawn. Sleep was a lost cause.

The doc gave me Dulcolax to try stimulating the bowel to expel the rubber torture device, but nada. So it was off to emerg, enduring the embarrassment of explaining my fix to the cute young nurse who was stoically fighting to hold back her laughter. They doped me up on Valium, and the proctologist, wearing a very cross look on his face, shoved something long and sharp up there - a knitting needle for all I know - and popped the putrid party plug in less 20 seconds, giving me the second near-orgasm I'd had since the start of this hare-brained adventure.

Folks, it's a lesson to be learned; party favors are for parties. Unless you're a donkey with a yen to have their ass pinned, don't go looking for a party UP your ass!

There is actually a site where doctors and nurses , especially the ER, tell about what they see and hear and have found.

They have lists of items found in men's asses and even some women, but far more men, including hamsters and mice and mouses.

This is true. I have lost the site but continue to look every now and then.

Happy looking.........................

Http://www.well.com/~cynsa/newbutt.html

Story I heard was when the Dr said he'd remove the vibrator, the patient was shocked and said "no - just change the batteries"... May not have been true 😃

A long time ago I lost a small plug and could not get it out no matter what I tried. Off to the ER I drove without feeling any discomfort whatsoever. When I got there and explained to the nurse what heppenned she assured me that they see it all the time. I asked her if they ever got a laugh out if it and she said that after working there for one year nothing surprises her anymore. The doctors that treated me simply gave me a regular fleet enema and massaged my abdomen a little to ensure that the water got passed the "obstruction" and made me hold it for about 2 mins. When I expelled the enema out came the plug much to my releif. I'm sure they had a chuckle or two 😃

On the bright side, I now know what t do if it ever happens again.... It won't happen again lol.

If you do get things stuck, the first thing to do is relax and don't panic. Very often a normal bowel movement will pass the object naturally.

Antoinette

I work in healthcare. I've seen a lightbulb, hairbrush, lotion travel bottle, butternut squash, christmas ornament, vibrator and soda bottle (plastic) stuck. My favorite part is always the story. "I was walking around my garage and I fell". Apparently, it was while he was nude and the bottle happened to be lubricated- lucky for him 😉

The only people who ever came in and owned that they were actually participating in ass play was a gay couple. They were the funniest guys ever and out and out admitted to ass play that got too far (they were the butternut people). Made my night

I agree with Antoinette that most things will pass naturally in time. If you are in a hurry try a Dulcolax Suppository or a Dulcolax micro-enema if available. Other than that a Fleets liquid glycerin treatment should get things moving without delay.

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If you do get things stuck, the first thing to do is relax and don't panic. Very often a normal bowel movement will pass the object naturally.

Antoinette

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. . . . most things will pass naturally in time. If you are in a hurry try a Dulcolax Suppository or a Dulcolax micro-enema if available. Other than that a Fleets liquid glycerin treatment should get things moving without delay.

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That isn't necessarily true. Things that get stuck, usually get stuck because they have been forced into the rectum through the anus while being stretched wider than normally possible. Another reason things get stuck is because the taper on the toy getting stuck was positioned to get the object IN and the other side is not amenable to dilating the anus to get it out.

An example of this is the all to common light bulb. The small threaded end is used to get the bulb in and dilate the anus for insertion, but when you want to get it out, the large globe end can't dilate the anus for removal.

If you do this, you will not be able to pass it with a bowel movement even if you use enemas, lubes, glycerine, castor oil or anything else. You'll be stuck going to the ER. Hopefully you will have a story we haven't heard before because we've heard all the stories a million times.