Anything get stuck inside?

I did say "very often" things will come out naturally. Not always.

There are times when they won't come out...

Antoinette

This topic reminds me of an incidence that happened to my sister. She once stuck a small metal ball up her ass, she kept trying to shit it out but to no avail. Half an hour later it passed normally !

I have posted the same question on one of the MedFet boards. Many years ago when I was new to this, a partner inserted a home-made bead-string, using small golf-balls. Unfortunately it broke & I ended up at A+E to have it removed. Learnt my lesson after that & only use objects designed for the purpose.

My partner was busy back there with colorful and I'd say slippery dildo. I'd thought he'd finished with me and then whispered, "I lost it." I yellped, "What?" and he said it had slipped out of his fingers. I made a hasty trip to the bathroom and managed to find and after some work coax it back out. After that, anything that goes in there has a WIDE flange or base.

^^^^ A dildo will ALWAYS find its way back out. Peristaltic motion will take care of that.

Playbuddy, I'll bet you clamped tightly upon hearing those words. I know I would have. We all think about having to make a trip to the hospital in another city to have a toy removed.....

I have had a few things stuck in my ass. I was able to work them out, the first one i took a few enemas and it came out. The other came out a few days later when i took a crap. Now i watch what i put in and try to attach a string to it so i can pull it out.

A "friend" and I were playing one time and the soft jelly dildo we were using got lost. I was really worried..with some effort I finally managed to get it out of me, but I swore I'd never use anything again that didn't have a wide base. The biggest worry was if I had to go to the hospital. I work there and it would have been beyond embarrassing.

I once 'lost' a bar of soap but it think it was dissolved. i never had any issues.

i always make sure i can remove what i inserted and let only things get lose that melt.

Many a time iv'e had two eggplants up my arse and only one comes out,relaxation and some pressure on my stomach and out it pops,iv'e also had some apples in there over night,dont panic just relax

Lost a 6" jelly dildo once during anal play. Disappeared over the end and felt quite good actually. Peristalsis took over after a while and out it came. Have "lost" it a few more times since.

We had a patient in our ER who somehow managed to get a narrow stemmed wineglass stuck wellup there.

It proved impossible to remove PR as the glass simply broke off in bits so eventually he had a laparotmy and the glass pused out from above. Pretty drastic Hey!

I sympathize with all who've made the trip to ER in the wee hours with an object jammed up the bottom.

This happened to me a few years ago.

I'd been working late and got to bed late. To help me go off to sleep, I decided to play with a battery operated vibrator we'd bought a few months before.

It was a life size vibrator, relatively stiff, with a bulbous expansion at the lower end and a control knob sticking out at the bottom.

I lubed up and was playing with it, pushing it deeper and deeper, while masturbating with my other hand.

I remember that as I climaxed I felt my anus open up, and the whole thing was sucked inside and then my hole closed over it.

It was a delicious feeling while it lasted and I didn't panic, immediately ...

After I'd come, I realized I had to do something about the dildo so I went to sit on the toilet.

Nothing, nada, bupkes ...

Eventually I had to wake my partner and I asked her if she could feel around and get it out.

Somewhat grumpily she obliged, but without any luck.

I then got up and still buzzing, drove myself to the ER.

The receptionist took my details and asked what the matter was, and amazingly managed to keep a straight face when I said I'd got a vibrator stuck up my derrière.

After waiting some time, I was called in and made to get on the exam table, where a woman intern made some exploratory probings. Obviously reluctant to take any risks she announced that there was nothing she could do and somebody else would have to look. I tried encouraging her to be more adventurous but she declined the offer.

I was getting quite uncomfortable and I could feel the hard plastic control knob pushing down against the inner sphincter. Unfortunately the alignment was not right and the peristaltic action of my rectum was just pushing the end down harder into a pocket at the side of the sphincter.

After that I was put on a gurney and kept waiting until a surgeon came in.

Eventually a nice gay nurse came to get me and helped put me at ease. Apparently they had lots of people come in with stuck objects. At least you've got a proper toy in your bottom and not a carrot or something, he said.

I was wheeled into theater introduced to the staff, put under and woke up about 5 minutes later with a tremendous feeling of relief!

I was taken into recovery with a dozen other people and attached to the machine that goes ping.

About half an hour later, I saw one of the theater nurses come into the room carrying a kidney dish in front of her.

She came up to my bed and gave me a huge smile. "Here we are", she announced, putting the dish on the edge of the bed, "It's still working!".

The machine went ping. 😎

I have never put anything inside me that had even the slightest chance of getting stuck!

Unless the object is really huge a few suppositories, (bisacodyl), or a good big soapy enema should fluch out the offender.

The closest I came to getting something stuck was when I decided to insert 2 steel ball bearings that were about 1.5-1.75 inches in diameter. I should have thought twice about it when it was so hard to get the first one in but I was horny and stupid. In they both went and I walked around with them in for a couple hours and when I went to take them out, well lets just say I thought I was going to pop a blood vessel I was pushing so hard. I had my fingers in there trying to stretch it out as much as possible. There was NO WAY I was going to the hospital to get those removed. After about an hour of playing around they finally came out. Let me tell ya though, because they were solid steel ball bearings they were quite heavy. What a sensation they created when I would jump around with them in and they would bounce around off each other...

I had some cheap beads on a string come apart with one or two of the beads staying up there for a a few days until some very spicy Posole helped them work their way out.

I like butternut squash up my bum. I put them up broad end first because it's easier to get them out that way. Normally they stay there for up to four days with no trouble at all. Because the colon is basically a desiccating environment, they are quite hard to move by then, and their diamter has increased by a layer of hard shit. They stick to the wall where they are.

So the first move to get them out is a small plain water enema (bulb, usually). This wets the mucosa inside the colon and gets things nice and slippery. Then I lie on my back on the floor, find the bulbous 'head' through my abdomen wall, and push gently but firmly down, left and towards my backbone. It begins to move the thin end into the rectum, and as it does so, the sensation of needing a shit develops. The thin end moves quite easily into the rectum, and a final push gets the head following it. I just love the intense feelings as the head pushes hard past my prostate...!

But I have twice had a butternut get stuck! Both times the squash had a very large diameter head (about 3 1/4"), a long (10") body and very little taper. This is a recipe for trouble, as the squash can't get around the rectum-to-descending colon curve - it's too long and too wide in a male pelvis. What to do? Well, I didn't want the ER route at all, at all! I tired enemas - no go; the water couldn't get beyond the squash at all. I couldn't reach the offending item to grasp it and I was too scared to try anything like a hook!

So I decided to do nothing. I did nothing the first time nine days, and the second time, sixteen. Don't believe you can't last that long without a shit - I can't pretend it was comfortable, but I could get on with life, sleep (with painkillers) and (most importantly), fart and pee OK. There was some abdominal distension, but nothing like what a two litre enema would give. The worst was that the squash was stuck right where it could cause the heaviest urge to bear down - and I couldn't resist this, pushing until I almost ruptured myself. Fortunately, this was episodic, and most of the time I was OK. There was also a heavy flow of mucus from the outraged bowel wall, and I had to make tampons of toilet paper to mop it up.

And of course, doing nothing was the right move. The squash eventually rotted inside me and came out by itself with a truly spectacular heap of turds and a nauseating stench,half slop bucket and half shit. Now I choose my squash with more care. I still go for a large head (over 3") and long is OK, too, prividing the thin end is less than 1 3/4"). I like to get them right up against my sternum!

Johnny

When I was first experimenting with anal play, I put a small (empty) pot of bubble-blowing mixture up there. It was shaped like a tiny wine bottle and had smooth edges, so thought it would be a good start. Unfortunately, having put it in taper-first, I couldn't get any grip on it to pull it back out, and every time I touched it, it went further and further into my bowels (whereupon I could no longer feel it in there anyway).

Not being experienced, I panicked and just went to the toilet and pushed with all my might. Damn nearly turned myself inside out, but about 45 minutes later, it re-emerged much to my relief. After that, I resolved to always use something that remained partly outside of me.

I understand everybody's reluctance to go into casualty or ER, but I really think you shouldn't delay.

Eleutheros's story ended ok but I for one wouldn't like to take that risk or put up with that pain either. From the health point of view the sooner you get something out the better.

I know of an incident back in the eighties where a guy got the plastic applicator from a tampon up inside his rectum, blunt end first. The blunt end was smooth and rounded, while the other end had the little neck on it, and that kept getting caught on the haustra in his colon so it kept the applicator moving upstream instead of downstream. It defied removal by enemas for a couple of days. He tried eating huge amounts of roughage, like two pounds of string beans at a time, and even that didn't work. Finally he bit the embarrassment bullet and went to the ER, but the plastic applicator was not radio-opaque, and didn't show up on X-ray.

They scoped his sigmoid but couldn't see it. He endured the misery of a scope down his throat, like they suspected it had migrated up into his stomach, which seems not likely to me, but I'm not a doctor. Finally they gave him on ounce of mineral oil every hour for twelve hours, and that eventually got it to come out.

Hugs,

Diane

About 10 years ago I was hosting a dinner party. I decided to have a little fun before the party and stuck a solid 9 inch cucumber up my ass. As I went to twist it it broke leaving the bigger end way up there. I panicked and my ass seemed to suck it up further. I tried in vein but couldn't get it out.

People showed up and I just left it in. I actually started to forget about it and while I might have seemed a bit more reserved and quiet the night went on without incident.

When everyone left I laid down in my bed, smoked a few cigarettes and felt some movement. My ass just opened and it came out slowly followed by a lot of mucus. Damn was I relieved - I could never bring myself to go to hospital no matter what. Don't have med insurance anyway.

Gross video of bottle breaking in ass.... Warning lots of blood

http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Bottle-in-ass-breaks

Gross video of bottle breaking in ass.... Warning lots of blood http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Bottle-in-ass-breaks

That video should be required viewing for anybody thinking of inserting a glass object.

DON'T DO IT.

That video reminded me of the old days in the hospital.

The ball bearings were just hard to get out because of their size. They were almost 2 inches in diameter, they were a lot of work getting them in but when I wanted them out my sphincter had tightened up by then. That was almost 2 hours later. It took about an hour of squirting in lube and getting my fingers in there to do some stretching before they came out.

I did once (a ten inch vibrator). We were drunk and the wife and I were playing. Up went the vibrator (it was off) and it was gone. She tried like hell to get it out but couldn't. Went to the ER, they had to knock me out and go up and get it. No surgery or cutting. It was THE MOST EMBARRASSING EVENT OF MY LIFE. For a long time after, there was no anal play of any kind. Then a few months later I started buying toys with bases on them.

Putting anything sharp or breakable in there is just stupid!!! There are pleanty of nice rounded, unbreakable or soft items that should satisfy anyones desires. Having a line to pull the object out is obviously the best solution but if it went in, it will come out.

Tampons may seem to be a problem but with a nice big enema they will come out easily. For small objects a quick Fleets may well solve the problem.

Larger objects may need some help. A previous writer mentioned repeated doses of minral oil which is a good solution if you can deal with having loosies for a day or two. It beats going to the ER.

I don't think strong stimulant laxatives like Dulcolax tablets are a good idea, they can cause a very strong reaction which is quite uncomfortable until the object moves out.

Try enemas first, or even bisacodyl suppositories for small objects which have been inserted recently. After that, minral oil is probably the safetst way to get things out, but you have to be ready to be near a toilet for a day or two or wear a diaper.

I'm very, very careful about this, especially as I know quite a lot of medical students working at my local hospitals - news like that would get around! I have actually rejected a number of specifically designed anal toys because they looked too risky (e.g. retrieval string tied to a thin plastic eye which WILL break at some point, Murphy's law dictates that will be at the worst possible point).

If it did happen I think I would have to travel to another city (one where I don't know any medics) to go to the hospital!

As embarassing as this is I'm in a bit of a situation. I have a very small bulb anal toy stuck in me. When I put it in it just got sucked up and the suction part that was suppose to keep it in place just folded up and up the entire thing went. I tried to fish it out myself but every time I did when I touched it it went further up. I have tried bearing down but that hasn't done anything in expelling it back out. HELP someone as I'm worried and freaking out over here. :-(

You say it was small, but can you be more specific?

I would take a strong laxative like a 12 ounce bottle of Magnesium citrate OR about 3 ounces of castor oil mixed with 12 ounces of tomato juice.

The castor oil tastes like crap and has a bad oral consistency, but if you take the castor oil and put it in a blender with 12 ounces of tomato juice, it will be kind of like marinara sauce and it won't be bad.

When you start getting the urge to expel, HOLD IT IN for about half an hour if you can so you get a good amount of feces and liquid with a bit of pressure behind it to push out the bulb.

You'll be fine.

Next time I know you'll make sure to have a string or something to hold onto any toy you decide to stick up your butt.