Unexpected question about anal sex

“Stick it in my back”. Surely there has to be a more romantic way to green light anal intercourse with your lover.

We had a knack of communicating what we wanted without words. It was easy for us, and yup, romantic.

There is always more than one way to say anything………………………………

It helps to know the person you are with and when it is time just say what you feel…………………………….

I was going to have sex with a girl long ago and she was on her back. I laid on her and she had her legs up over my shoulders as I started to enter her pussy she suddenly said wrong hole….Wow, my favourite really, so in I went. It turned out she preferred anal to vaginal…….It suited me just fine !

Actually the first time that I did anal, was the first time that I got laid. My girlfriend and I were in our teens, and found ourselves in the back seat of my car one night, horny, with pants down. Neither of us had a condom, as this opportunity wasn’t planned. She was very experienced for her age, and had a small tube of lip balm, or something with a petroleum jelly base, which she generously lubed her butthole with, and slowly coaxed me inside . I never felt anything so good in my life, before that night .

Growing up, I always heard the term “cornhole” applied to anal sex and was surprised to hear it used for a game.

In regard to the use of corncobs to wipe with, it was before my time, although we had an outdoor toilet or outhouse when I was young. There were few options in rural areas before the advent of the Sears catalog. The cobs, which were used to wipe and not insert, were certainly softer than leaves or even the early institutional toilet paper found in schools.

One humorous suggestion about the use of cobs was that you used 2 red cobs and then a white cob to see if you needed another red one. (This assumes that you know that some corn has red cobs and some has white cobs.)

I guess we’re beyond the flowery phrases. If I’m in the mood for it i’ll usually just ask “Anal?” And he gets the idea.

I guess we’re beyond the flowery phrases. If I’m in the mood for it i’ll usually just ask “Anal?” And he gets the idea.

Clear words from a confident woman who knows and says what she wants. I love that.

@curtina more like comfortable enough with my partner to ask for what I want.

My wifes hates anything anal. That's a hint I would have been happy to comply with butt alas, no such luck! I tried everything, even bribery. She took the bribe and still turned me down when it came time to pay up. That was pretty funny. I just laughed. I knew it was coming.

My wifes hates anything anal. That's a hint I would have been happy to comply with butt alas, no such luck! I tried everything, even bribery. She took the bribe and still turned me down when it came time to pay up. That was pretty funny. I just laughed. I knew it was coming.

... offer her three pairs of new shoes, two weeks of shopping and cooking and a short vacation of her choice; for that she should jump over her shadow

Throw in some nice jewelry and we've got a deal.

How about a $20,000 car. If I bought it she would give it up…..NOT She loves that car

Wiping with a corn cob? There must have been something better around.

I actually prefer my corn with butter and a little salt.

Just wondering exactly how you wipe your ass with a corn cob………..do you do it before you eat the corn ….or after

Can think of so many better ways to clean up !

... offer her three pairs of new shoes, two weeks of shopping and cooking and a short vacation of her choice; for that she should jump over her shadow

for that price, you could get one or two professionals to do it every day for the two weeks …

Actually, many years ago this scenario happened to me. During the heat of passion, I sometimes would rub up against her butthole to see if there would be a reaction and every time I would get “no,no,no”, “watch out”, “wrong place” or a plain “uh,uh”. Then once it happened. She said “Ahh, I'll try anything once, but use enough lube and go very slow”. Oh man, I finally made it in and it was awesome! The only problem was, I kinda pumped her up with air, it was so tight, and she let go a few nice farts. I thought it was cool and chuckled a bit but she was really so embarrassed and that was the deal-breaker for that. First and last time. After that, it was “Oh No, too embarrassing”. Oh Well, at least we tried it!

…she let go a few nice farts. I thought it was cool and chuckled a bit but she was really so embarrassed and that was the deal-breaker for that. First and last time. After that, it was “Oh No, too embarrassing”. Oh Well, at least we tried it!

I could never understand why girls are so damn self conscious about doing their business and farting. One of my friends won't even pee if someone else is in a stall next to her.

One time she held a poop so long she crapped herself in the shopping mall. Now that's embarrassing, I had to wash her off in the bathroom with paper towels. What a mess.

I just let it rip or squat and pee whenever the urge is there. I have left nuggets beside the paths more than once. Gross and not ashamed of it.

Fart during anal sex is no different than a “cunt fart” during vaginal sex. Air gets pushed in - air comes out!

Fart during anal sex is no different than a “cunt fart” during vaginal sex. Air gets pushed in - air comes out!

Sex sounds are fun I giggle when it becomes loud. The funiest sound is when I am over lubed and it spreads onto my belly or after an oil massage. Every stoke when he is on top makes a fart noise Plorp Plorr plorp

An unexpected question during anal sex would be “Who farted? Was it me or you?”

One time she held a poop so long she crapped herself in the shopping mall.

Does your friend suppose that people will believe that she never poops?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcyjhyA9l1U

Does your friend suppose that people will believe that she never poops?

The dreaded POOP Books. Every time I am volunteering at the Day Care they bring out the poop book for me to read. Kids love having a grownup say poop. I have music I made for my Picolo that is fun for them it is all sorts of sounds of squeaky shooes and farts then a pause where they can shout POOP then it goes really loud PLOOOO . If they miss it just keeps going.

For my friend, I think she wants us to believe someone poops for her.

Yes my girlfriend back in the 80s liked anal sex when she was on her period but she made me promise not to cum in her ass! yeah like that wasn’t going to happen! ”one of the three biggist lies”, the check is in the mail, I love you, and I promise not to”” “” “” ass.

I miss the days of steady anal. Now I just drag on.

Sadly, it’s never happened. I’m anally fixated, so I’d love it if my girlfriend would ask, it’d be a surprise but also a huge turn-on.

I remember first hearing the term back in the middle 70 s when I was a teenager. Cornhole or Cornholing

I remember first hearing the term back in the middle 70 s when I was a teenager. Cornhole or Cornholing

My Belgian wife first heard of the term cornholing while reading an English language serial killer novel. She figured it out from the context and thought it the most hilarious and wacky term she'd ever heard to describe anal penetration …

Interesting comments and answers here :-)

In my relationships and dates, so far, it worked without words, or the questions were less straight. Each of us would understand if it were worth a try, or a no-go. One time we had the game of “it´s his/her day to choose” but we always had a word to stop…and it always worked out.

Yes, it happened pretty much exactly like that. She paused and said “I want you to put it in my ass”. Well, never one to disappoint a lady I pressed the head against her bung and oh so slowly it opened to welcome me. Just the first of many times.

First time it happened for me, I was fucking my wife's pussy. I had her ankles up by her ears and pounding her hard. I accidently popped out and when I put it back in, I missed & it went in the other hole…balls deep. I didn't realize what happened other than it got tighter and her eyes got big as saucers. When I pulled out I realized what happened when I saw her pie.

After that we did anal all the time.