Unexpected question about anal sex

Did she shuck your ear?

Did you give her the cob?

No “aural” sex and no veggies insertion. We did have anal intercourse frequently over the 1963-64 academic year.

Oh I do love anal sex because it is like having sex in the clouds and yes it has happened without notice and I never walked away unhappy. The more the merrier when it comes to that subject.

She put it in once, oops, slipped in! she said. Only once. We didn't stay married very long either.

My fingers went straight to her anus, and she immediately whispered in my ear, ”______, I want you to cornhole me."

I suspect that "cornhole me" was a direct invitation to anal sex. Great - very great of course.

I figured she knew what she was doing, so I let her back on to me slowly until I was buried deep in her very tight starfish. Going slowly at first, it wasn't long before she would speed up the pace and urge me on until she came. Her orgasm and the contractions from her sphincter gripping my cock, was enough to put me over the edge very quickly.

I am always amazed that there are women who approach the subject of anal sex in an absolutely direct and uncomplicated way. Unfortunately, as a man, it is extremely difficult to distinguish willing from unwilling, and just asking questions can destroy a lot. I like women who let you see what they like straight away.

"cornhole me" was a direct invitation to anal sex

Of course it was. When we talked about it later, she said she had just blurted it out in sudden arousal without knowing my history of unrequited anal desire. Our first time enema mishap spoiled the occasion, but served to alert her that “Loverboy had a lot to learn!” She was a good teacher, and I was an enthusiastic student.

Can't understand how they came about calling the bean-bag tossing game “Cornhole". Maybe the loser gets butt-fucked!!! We have it set up on our deck in the summer. My wife is pretty good flinging those bean bags!!

https://www.walmart.com/browse/sports-outdoors/cornhole/4125_1224931_7643019_2157795_4279235

Once I was asked to play that beanbag game, and when I expressed reluctance, my hostess asked me, “Have you never played cornhole?”

I responded, “Well, only once; but I was young and in college, and I needed the money.”

…We have it set up on our deck in the summer. My wife is pretty good flinging those bean bags!!

Next summer you should establish some clear rules regarding winner rewards with your wife. Each game should result in permission to explore.

Next summer you should establish some clear rules regarding winner rewards with your wife. Each game should result in permission to explore.

When we play like that, there are no losers. 👿🌹

Occasionally during sex with my wife, she has said, very aggressively, “I need you to put something in my ass,” which being a very good husband I quickly complied. and It is whatever is at hand which could be my penis, a finger, a dildo, or small butt plug. Which turns out she really liked the small chrome butt plug with a red jewel. Which is great because I can continue to keep fucking her and she has the satisfaction of something filling her ass.

Cornhole?

Not the first time I have come across the term. No one ever seems to have any clue where it started .

Does anyone here know?

It cracks me up (!) when someone refers to the garden game, where you throw a bean bag at a wooden ramp with a hole in it. The game is corn hole. (really?)

Cornhole?

Not the first time I have come across the term. No one ever seems to have any clue where it started .

Does anyone here know?

Well I was tempted to say because it's the hole sweetcorn comes out of…. but is seems as ever Wikipedia has the answer. People (or else their rears) were pretty tough back in olden times:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornhole_(slang)

The term is apparently derived “from the practice in the days of the outhouse of using dried corn cobs for toilet paper”.

Here’s an article on the entymology of CORNHOLE. Possible derivations

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/23488/what-is-the-etymology-of-cornhole

Some say the name for the game came from the original bean bags which were filled with corn kernals.

The Anal Sex connection came from the old farmers using corncobs in the outhouse to wipe their ass.

Sounds good

@gwhap , @BulgeInPants Thank you for responding. It seems that there are a lot of possibilities for the origin.

Wiping with a corn cob? There must have been something better around.

@fleegle Up to now I just have heard the game called Bean Bags. It is fun whatever the bags are filled with.

Nothing like anal sex

Wiping with a corn cob? There must have been something better around.

There probably was something better, but it would have been too expensive to buy or use. Frugality is considered a virtue, if not an outright necessity down on the farm.

Wiping with a corn cob? There must have been something better around.

This was before Sears starting sending out Free Catalogs! I know for a fact the catalogs were put in outhouses - and not just so we could look at the lingerie ads!!!!!!

Many years ago I was asked by my Dr if I had ever had anal sex . It seemed to me at the time to be totally out of context , but I was on his examination table , striped to the waist having my testicles examined . I went to him with some testicular discomfort / groin stain .

Wiping with a corn cob? There must have been something better around.

Is it possible some people enjoyed taking a phallus sized object to their rears?

Is it possible some people enjoyed taking a phallus sized object to their rears?

I ear you!!!

Wiping with a corn cob? There must have been something better around.

Many, many years ago, I worked with an older woman who said that in her youth the Sears catalog seemed to be the mainstay in outhouses.

She also noted, “God forbid if you were the lucky one to only find the cover remaining.”

I have never heard of wiping with the corn cob. Try more like you find it when you go in through the wrong exit

“Stick it in my back”. Surely there has to be a more romantic way to green light anal intercourse with your lover.

“Stick it in my back”. Surely there has to be a more romantic way to green light anal intercourse with your lover.

By all means, give us some more romantic examples of what you would say to your lover to greenlight anal intercourse, @Miss_Sarah. 😉

How about, “That feels so good, babe. Why don't you turn me over and have a try between my cheeks,” I say handing you a tube of lubricant.

Oh yes! Words we love to hear.

The term “cornhole” was common for anal sex when I was 15 or 16, decades ago. I was shocked to hear it's a game, involving nothing that I remembered.