Vagina Scented Candle

The scent of a pussy has become a very popular and marketable commodity!!!

Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop is selling a vagina-scented candle, and it's already sold out. The candle, provocatively named “This Smells Like My Vagina,” will run customers a cool $75 and boasts a fragrance packed with geranium, citrusy bergamot and cedar, according to the Daily Mail.

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-vagina-scented-candle

I didn't know where else to put this - if inappropriate - delete it. (mod note - it's not at all inappropriate for this board, but I did move it into its own topic).

The scent of a pussy has become a very popular and marketable commodity!!!

Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop is selling a vagina-scented candle, and it's already sold out. The candle, provocatively named “This Smells Like My Vagina,” will run customers a cool $75 and boasts a fragrance packed with geranium, citrusy bergamot and cedar, according to the Daily Mail.

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-vagina-scented-candle

I didn't know where else to put this - if inappropriate - delete it.

Just.....wow.....?‍♂️

"Ms. Paltrow? Could you please come back to the lab? We have a trainee."

I have smelled some vaginas that I wouldn't want to smell all day long. I sure hope they chose a clean smelling one.

Once a month the smell gets kind of revolting!

Just had to see what this thread was about - and surprised to see it's about Gwyneth Paltrow. Now the scent of geranium, citrus bergamot and cedar sounds interesting - though not very vagina..

Gwyneth Paltry's Goop company has had a lot of controversial claims/products - from Wiki:

In January 2015, Paltrow advocated for a spa treatment referred to as vaginal steaming,

In October 2015, in a blog post in Goop, Habib Sadeghi revisited the disproven claim that breast cancer might be linked to wearing underwire bras.

In January 2017, Goop marketed the "Jade Egg" for $66 USD as a form of vaginal weightlifting which, according to their website, is "used by women to increase sexual energy, health, and pleasure."[

In 2017, Goop promoted a coffee enema device from Implant O’Rama LLC, despite a lack of scientific evidence to their efficacy and in spite of evidence of coffee enemas' potentially fatal side effects.[118][119]

In January 2018, Goop was criticized for posting articles by "medical medium" Anthony William who claims to use paranormal abilities to give advice.

In October 2018, the Good Thinking Society reported the company to the National Trading Standards and the Advertising Standards Authority, claiming that Goop has breached over 113 advertising laws of the UK. .....

It is shocking to see the sheer volume of unproven claims made by Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop about their products, especially given that some of their health advice is potentially dangerous... Gwyneth Paltrow may well have good intentions, but she and her company sell products with claims that could clearly mislead customers... if Gwyneth Paltrow cannot provide satisfactory evidence behind the claims she makes for her products, she should not be making those claims.[122]

There is only ONE appropriate comment that can be made about Gwyneth Paltrow and her company.

Her company makes fraudulent claims and she is an idiot.

But shouldn't the candle smell like rocks?

@SwitchableSusie : Right to the point and thanks for making me laugh!

Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a can of Starkist

@Quintana_Roo

An I missing something? Rocks?? Um what vagina smells like rocks, what kind of rocks?? Wet rocks? Pea gravel?

@Moppys_jalopy

Starkist ? but ,? LOL

Considering the topic of this thread, I've directed NASA scientists to immediately redirect the Asteroid TOWARD Earth, rather than AWAY. As a bonus, it'll save us the trouble of having to deal with climate change. Flat earth believers may ignore this message.

I read all candles were all sold!!!!

She will make now one for cuckold hubbies......

"This smells like my creampied vagina (and its not from you)"

.....for anal lovers.....

" This not smells like my vagina"

.....for subs......

" SMELL MY VAGINA NOW"

......for medfet lovers....

" This smells like my vagina when I use a speculum"

.......more to come......and feel free to complete other variations......

😉

Za

The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.

Interesting further news spawned by this, other celebrity products being suggested, like one by Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson, https://movieweb.com/amp/gwyneth-paltrow-vagina-candle-goop-dwayne-johnson/

There are lots of other vagina scented products out there, sprays, colognes/perfumes, air fresheners, and I bet none of them smell anything like the rain forest apparently between Ms. Paltrow's legs.

Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a can of Starkist

Already been suggested, https://mobile.twitter.com/DinaWolleben/status/1215810530281164801/photo/1

Sorry Charlie.....

I read the news blurb and wondered if this was a real thing. I suppose it could be and fits under the category of, "It takes all kinds." Not sure I would choose one for myself or as a gift but it's nice to know there is something out there for everyone's curiosity.

I am not sure if I would spend $75 to smell Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina coming from a candle. I admit most of her products are a little bit overrated. However whatever she is doing through her advertisements, it's making me want to f*** her in the ass. She has almost admitted to really enjoying anal.

However whatever she is doing through her advertisements, it's making me want to f*** her in the ass. She has almost admitted to really enjoying anal.

Key word "Almost " I have decided to consciously uncouple from even thinking about her. She is a nutcase. A rich one though.

Agree - she is a "nutcase" that is laughing all the way to the bank.

Unfortunately, there are enough suckers out there to make her rich! Who was it that said there is one born every minute.......

Unfortunately, there are enough suckers out there to make her rich! Who was it that said there is one born every minute.......

Apocryphally it is ascribed to P.T. Barnum, but it is not certain he ever actually said it. But if he didn't say it, he certainly embodied the principle in his show business dealings with the public ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There%27s_a_sucker_born_every_minute

It is not too well known but I have it on good authority that after Adam and Eve had the first "assignation" That God looked down and asked Adam where Eve was. Adam replied, "I'm not sure but I think she's down by the stream washing up" God then said, "OH NO! now the fish will smell like that!" and as Paul Harvey said, "Now you know the rest of the story!'

Good-DAY!

It is not too well known but I have it on good authority that after Adam and Eve had the first "assignation" That God looked down and asked Adam where Eve was. Adam replied, "I'm not sure but I think she's down by the stream washing up" God then said, "OH NO! now the fish will smell like that!"

I think that was posted in the joke thread. Too bad for the fish!

I demand olfactory equality.

Semen scented incense or bust !

@SAP

Thank you, I needed to laugh! ?

Https://dlisted.com/2020/01/17/martha-stewart-is-not-impressed-with-gwyneth-paltrows-vagina-candle/

"Martha Stewart loves to let Gwyneth know that she was taking other rich white ladies to the cleaners long before Gwyneth caught on to the scam. And she’s the queen of genteel belittlement (band name alert). So when a viewer called in and asked her about Goop’s $75 candle, she had this to say:

“I’m sure it’s sold out. She does that kind of irritating … she’s trying to zhush up the public to listen to her. And that’s great, I mean, let her do her thing. I wouldn’t buy that candle.”

Some one else in the article stated: "What does starving for attention smell like?"

@SAP Good one! Maybe they could come ups with one that smells like a beer fart!

Why in HELL would anyone want one? What scent comes next? Sweaty Ballsack? Itchy Asshole? How about Eau de Armpit?

What scent comes next? Sweaty Ballsack? Itchy Asshole? How about Eau de Armpit?

(Quickly scribbling these down on paper) I'll be rich! Sweaty ball sack scented candles.. Make your home smell just like it came home from working out! Didn't work hard enough at the gym to written up some funk? No problem, our latest scented candles got you covered!

@Nurse_Phillips You came awfully close to SNL signature product "shweaty balls" .