Vagina Scented Candle

I don't want some fruity taste, I want the natural taste and scent of a woman's pussy. 😜😉

Interesting.

Wonder how Gwynnies candle saga is progressing … and did she collude with the Kartrashian clan to cum up with pineapple pussy spray

I'll have to chew on it 😁 speaking of Gummy Bears

Seems Gwynnie is again in hot (not soapy) water .. Apparently she gave some old guy a ski Enema ... Theres a court case going on presently where this "iffy" character (aged 76) claims she ran him down while skiing ... It's questionable as Gwyneth stated when they got up he had apologised to her for being "in the way" & said he was fine ... Now hes miraculously acquired a brain injury ... yet he has a perfect recollection of events according to counsel. I hope she wins the dubious case bought against her as it's easy to see this dude sees her as an easy meal ticket

Maybe the brain associated vagina scent with ski slopes😁

Gwyneth claimed he actually was uphill and ran into her! $300k is a “Paltry” amount for him to be suing her. Maybe he thinks she’ll just settle to get rid of him. There’s always two sides to the story ….. we’ll see!

PS. Her candles smell like her ……

See if you can find some labdanum resinoid...it has a rather sexy leathery smell and if highly diluted.....well smell for yourself

It could be like a Dr pepper and its 23 flavours, no two vaginas smell the same. I wonder what the standard smell smells like

I’ve heard of that. For that price, I would expect quality. I’d like to see a candle that smells like an anus. That’s a huge turn on, after taking the thermometer out of a hot woman’s ass. Maybe Gwyneth Paltrow can do that too.

I just want to fuck Gwyneth Paltrow in the ass

@ShamanE

I just want to fuck Gwyneth Paltrow in the ass

You might have to "stand" in line ... A recent incident on a ski slope with a retired optometerist had the same idea 😁

@That_Australian,

The news reports that the judge, jury and local people of Park City UT are not impressed by her, her legal team and her entourage. There is also a group of reporters keeping a tally on the price of her daily wardrobe. It’s slightly interesting to follow… MEH… I’d rather be stuck in rush hour traffic🤣

I would give her a bunch of enemas first

I just want to fuck Gwyneth Paltrow in the ass

Yeah I would too, then right before I explode, stick it in her mouth and make her swallow it all. 😄 Money grubbin' bitch! 😡

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@That_Australian,

The news reports that the judge, jury and local people of Park City UT are not impressed by her, her legal team and her entourage. There is also a group of reporters keeping a tally on the price of her daily wardrobe. It’s slightly interesting to follow… MEH… I’d rather be stuck in rush hour traffic🤣

If that is genuinely the case then theres both Judicial & Media Bias ... Trial by media is totally abhorrent

The case should therefore be abandoned forthwith & moved to another State

.If that is genuinely the case then theres both Judicial & Media Bias ... Trial by media is totally abhorrent

The case should therefore be abandoned forthwith & moved to another State

From what the news reports, she is treating everyone like shit, pulling attitude in court as well.

The case has drawn interest from other parts of the world with inside procedings film footage broadcast ... Again the civil case should incur a dismissal motion & be re-convened elsewhere. The "news" organisation barred

The antics of counsel on both sides is nothing short of a circus

Definitely interesting. We shall see what happens.

No love lost on my part for Gwyneth - but this whole civil suit sounds ridiculous. It's costing more to hold the trial than what the plaintiff is suing for. Usually these things are settled out of of court through the insurance companies. One theroy is that Paltrow's insurance company is pressuring her to take it to court - possibly to make a statement or precedent. She could easily settle if she wanted - with or without insurance.

I don't doupt she's an asshole - but I haven't seen much about that in the news (there ARE more important things to read about)!!!!

I also heard that she wanted to bring in treats for the bailiffs because they were so nice!!! Most likely a vagina tasting pastry!!!

Surprised there isn't a cellphone video clip showing what happened or that the venue doesn't have cameras...

Verdict - Ms Paltrow found not responsible for the litigants perceived health problems as a result of a skiing incident

Verdict - Ms Paltrow found not responsible for the litigants perceived health problems as a result of a skiing incident

Duh! That was a slam dunk from the gitgo! He thought she’d just write a cheque to get rid of him.

Hate to side with the Goop Queen, but she should get to shove a vagina scented candle (or 2 or 3) up his ass!

If it's gonna smell like Gwennie's cooter, it will probably smell like rancid tuna fish or the Belle Isle Marsh at low tide.

I just heard today that this happened on the beginners slope

I was new to skying and have been there, people (old and young)

are falling down and running into each other everywhere

Randy

Just as an aside i wonder if the "wellness" clinic recommends the Vaginal Steaming" as an adjunct to the Candle

There's also the option of Ozone Therapy, taken rectally