Craziest (or most unusual) thing you've ever put up your butt

A full 5 quarts of saline when I was expecting 4! Felt really wonderful. My only 5 quart enema ever. I love 4-4.5 quarts too much. 😊

Eric

I'm no connoisseur of this kind of thing, but once I stuffed a bunch of quarters up my butt because there wasn't a single clean article of clothing with pockets.

Hmm? Well, a wooden kitchen spoon, the spoon end opens my rectum deep inside, expanding it, felt my rectum expand with air allowing the spoon to slip in deeper, lots of lube. What a sensation!

2 one and a half inch chrome ball bearings! Very heavy, lots of pressure from the weight.

Two apples all the way in

Probably the weirdest thing I have had in my anus (and beyond) is the hay spike on my 1950 Farmall M tractor.

I had been around that tractor for 30 years but it was not until recently that I noticed the shape of the hay spike and got the wild idea. I put two condoms on it, lubed up, got on my hands and knees and slowly back right up on to it. I have done it several times since and taken still photos and video, spending lots of time with the camera and tripod to get the best angles. You can get a nice stretch on that pipe.

Looking forward to posting the pics here on Zity some day when I can find the time.

Reading all the things people used here I'm surprised they were able to get some of them back out!

Sledgehammer handle. I was out in my shed and spotted that possibility hanging on the wall. With the hammerhead on the floor and against the wall, I lowered myself on to about 8" worth.

For something different I took a plastic cigar tube and drilled a hole in the end. Got on my knees butt in the air, lubed up the tube and began to insert it. As soon as the drilled end cleared my sphincter I felt a rush of air enter me opening up my bowel. It was an incredible sensation inside me as I was empty from an enema beforehand. Then I tightened my stomach. Forcing the air out. As soon as I relaxed air filled me again. Doing this quickly I could feel and hear my inner sphincter open and close. Incredible sensation.

I used a glass cocktail stirrer, with Vaseline on it. It was awesome. Fortunately it didn’t cause any damage.

A tv remote while watching porn in my hotel….

Traffic cone. With larger toys and objects I use a storage bag, the kind that come in rolls of a thousand or more. Slipped one over, lubed with some coconut oil and got a great stretch.

I have used the normal things like vegetables etc. Probably the oddest / worst - was a home made douche, made with a 2 litre bottle and car radiator hose. Was not comfortable to insert, but it certainly cleaned me out 😄 😄 was a terrible idea!

I tried lots of things as most of people here 😃

Fruits/Veggies: Bananas, zuchinni, cucumber, and my fav……corn 😃 , the texture is amazing

Hair brushes, toothbrushes, kitchen utensils, deodorant tubes, shampoo tubes…

Be safe

Za

Just had a guy come over to stuff hard boiled and colored Easter eggs up my ass. Peeled. I took the whole dozen. I also like stuffing raw eggs up my ass.

Just had a guy come over to stuff hard boiled and colored Easter eggs up my ass. Peeled. I took the whole dozen. I also like stuffing raw eggs up my ass.

Bet the kids will go nuts during the Easter egg hunt!!! 😄😄😄😄😄😄

A tv remote while watching porn in my hotel….

I will never touch a TV remote in a hotel again!

I think I have inserted a lot of odd things but there is something I never tried out of caution but would be very curious about. I wonder what it would be like to fill some earth/soil into my rectum. What do you folks think about this. Anyone ever tried something similar?

@Tillie

Best story I’ve ever read. I would like to read it again if you could, would include every intimate detail. And to follow up, everything about your ladies’ relationship thereafter.

Regards

Probably the wierdest thing i've done was take a big straw like the boba straw in my ass and taped it. Walking around a whole day while air came inside me.

And the winner is:

Man gets dumbbell stuck up his bottom... | Watch (msn.com)

A 54 yr old Brazilian man, hey @Zaboots is this you???

And the winner is:

Man gets dumbbell stuck up his bottom... | Watch (msn.com)

A 54 yr old Brazilian man, hey @Zaboots is this you???

The link goes to the MSN front page - couldn't find anything about a dumbbell and a dumb guy! 😜. Do you have a more specific link??

Https://dailycaller.com/2022/04/12/man-allegedly-lost-dumbbell-in-anus/

try that one or just google search it

@tommyqwerty Thanks for the link. A four lb dumbbell is about the size of a nice vibrator with heads on both ends!!! I wonder what the diameter of the heads are - and how much it weighs….. 🙄

Even more disturbing link if you scroll down on that page, is the woman who put a glass tumbler up her urethra, and forgot about – FOR FOUR YEARS!!!! It got pushed somehow into her bladder.

https://dailycaller.com/2022/03/17/woman-glass-vagina-urethra-tunisia/

Even more disturbing link if you scroll down on that page, is the woman who put a glass tumbler up her urethra, and forgot about – FOR FOUR YEARS!!!! It got pushed somehow into her bladder.

https://dailycaller.com/2022/03/17/woman-glass-vagina-urethra-tunisia/

Good grief! Is this what happens in countries (or areas) where sex toys are not available? That people start using all kinds of weird and dangerous objects to gratify themselves? Seems safer to buy something specifically designed and tested for use as a sexual gratification aid.

Monistat and a tampon cause it’s a struggle when your asshole is on its period and you have a yeast infection at the same time.

And the winner is:

Man gets dumbbell stuck up his bottom... | Watch (msn.com)

A 54 yr old Brazilian man, hey @Zaboots is this you???

Hey @tommyqwerty , nope, not me, I at 40s and I am not that “dumb” 😉

Be safe

Za

25 green seedless grapes. Popped them in one at a time. Slowly feeling more and more full, one small step at a time.

It was a test tube from my chemistry set got for Christmas. It looked like an enema nozzle, so with it. I the feeling and pushed it deeper and deeper until my rectum pulled into me where was unable to retrieve it. I had no choice to tell me mom. Who freaked, she thought a bulb enema might work but it didn't. She called a nurse neighbor who came over, she started with a finger exam, and it was very deep. She would try to slip a catheter beyond the test tube and then give me an enema. She lubed a rubber tube about two feet and to my butt. She stuck her finger in again to enlarge my anus. She had about eighteen inches of the catheter in me when she announced it was time to irrigate me. She asked my mom to fill an enema bag, she then aliped the catheter over the nozzle end, and gave me all the water. It was painful and when released the enema the test tube blasted into the toilet.

After the nurse left my mom was furious. I got a bare-ass spa king from her and later from my dad when he got home from work. I never saw the chemist set again

A pool ball. I kept it in for over an hour. It took a lot of work to get it in and keep it in .

A pool ball. I kept it in for over an hour. It took a lot of work to get it in and keep it in .

I sincerely hope it didn't take an inordinate amount of work to get it out again. Just because it went in one way, doesn't mean it will come out the same way just as easily.