Craziest (or most unusual) thing you've ever put up your butt

Erik, the 4 pound dumbbell has a circumference of 8.5 inches. I don't insert it straight on, but insert the edge of bell end and then rotate it in, the circumference doing it that way is some what less and is certainly easier getting it in do it that way.

Probably a pestle or a corn cob! Used the corn cob before gmo corn - felt pretty good. The pestle was a bit large for me - round on each end and more than an inch in diameter, closer to two inches and made of wood so lots of lube needed. The corn cob was only about an inch or less and went in easily!

God i have put so many crazy things up me , but i remember getting a new pair of rubber flip flops and i shoved one of them in my bum and that did cause a little blood but , was it worth it , yeppers it was to me lol , i was going to say the shifter on my car , but everyone on the planet has done that , right , ok , right ?? please tell me i am right lol

My mother's pearl necklace when I was a teen-ager! It was great fun. And she never knew, at least that I know of.

My mother's pearl necklace when I was a teen-ager! It was great fun. And she never knew, at least that I know of.

That is just SICK --- but very CREATIVE. 😄

An English cucumber with an electrode on it, yes they do conduct electricity

Tons of things. Probably fingers first. Hair brush handles. Cigar tubes. Tampons. Screwdriver handles.

Candles. Bubble wands. Squirt gun tubes. Carrots. Cucumbers. Bananas. Cherry tomatoes. Squash. Dog chew toys. Kitchen utensils of all sorts. Pencils one at a time until I was super stretched. Copper plumbing insulation. Pool noodles.

Construction cone. Funnels. Shampoo bottles. Butt plugs. Dildoes. Women's fingers. Vibrators. Inflatable toys. Enema nozzles. I'm sure I've forgotten a lot but that's a start to the list. I've been fascinated with stuffing things in my ass since I was around 10.

After my divorce I returned to college, a bit older but much wiser. I made a close friend, her and I hung out together for a couple of years, we were always there for each other thru good times and bad. We never had much money so the party scene was out so many of a weekend we would rent a movie and pick up a bottle of cheap wine or bourbon. The movies we would rent movies depended upon our mood, sometimes horniness, yes x-rated that might be lesbian or straight.

One night we watched an anal scene then began talking about it, telling each other how we had been done up the backside by a male. A few more drinks, one thing led to another, and in the fridge was sausage about 16 inches long. We warmed it up, greased it and she began working it up my hiney, don’t know how much I took, liquor numbs the body and soul. Then it was her turn, she took a good deal of it but the sex between us afterwards was fantastic. No we never ate the sausage but another brave soldier volunteered his casing some other nights and more to follow.

@tillie never in my wildest dreams when I woke this morning did I imagine reading something like your latest post. Thank you for brightening my day!

About 5 years ago, I was doing some metal refurnishing on a multi- million mansion on the beach in Malibu. One of those houses that rich people buy and refurbish over several decades but no one ever ends up living there. Except for whichever construction guys are working on site at the time.

So anyway, I and a couple of the guys I worked with at the time were staying there while we did our project. One night I felt like I badly needed something up my ass. While the guys went out to grab dinner, I scoured the garage for something and found a stop sign with a fat wooden handle. Was probably a little under 2 inches in diameter.

I put a latex glove over the handle and lathered it with shower gel. I set the sign against the floor molding and backed against my gelled up handle. Hit my prostate perfectly and I rubbed out a nice thick load. I managed to clean up and replace the sign shortly before the guys returned with dinner.

So the strangest thing I put up my ass is stop sign.

1- A corn, it was huge, but it feels good!!!!

2- When I was at a hotel alone, I get my socks, made an almost dildo shape, cover it with a condom and had a good time too.

I guess thats it!!!!

Za

Believe it or not this story was broadcast on the BBC today, and I searched this out from the local newspaper where the incident happened.

"The bomb squad was called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital on Thursday (December 2), after a patient was admitted with a mortar shell stuck in his rectum.

Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to the Gloucester hospital after being notified by police "that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum."

The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital, according to The Sun.

The 57mm mortar round was used by the Royal Artillery in the Second World War as anti-tank rounds, though it would later also be used by British tanks in North Africa.

These rounds measure at 57mm in diameter and an eye-watering 170mm in length.

A source told The Sun: "The guy said he found the shell when he was having a clear out of his stuff.

"He said he put it on the floor then he slipped and fell on it — and it went up his arse."

So he fell onto it whilst naked when it is bitterly cold in the UK - Believe it or believe it NOT!!!

@SouthernAnn This story is getting a lot of coverage in a couple of separate new threads - but it fits perfectly (😈) here !!! Perhaps they could devise a new type of suicide bomber and drop these Darwin Award candidates out of a plane - Locked and Loaded!😜

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I'm always looking for unique items to insert into my backside. Some of what are probably the strongest were…. 3# dumbell (I read about someone else doing that & had to give it a try), 2-5/16" trailer hitch ball, about every doorknob in my house, various fruits & veggies (but everybody does that), lots of bottles, etc.

But, the strangest thing might have been raw chicken eggs, still in the shell.

I love reading threads like this, hoping for new ideas!

The strangest thing will probably a rubber ducky all the way in. Not strange for size but who will think of that.

Wow! Some pretty impressive items being stuffed. Makes items I've used sound tame - but too afraid of what goes up many not always come out 😳

The strangest thing will probably a rubber ducky all the way in. Not strange for size but who will think of that.

Is that “Quacking the Crack”? Maybe not the absolute strangest - a Rubber Ducky has got to be “up there” (so to speak) in the top two or three!!!

I saw a x-ray image of some guy that stuck his cell phone up his butt. I hope he remembered to set it to vibrate LOL

I was walking to my car in a dark parking lot in the drizzling rain late one night. Parked right next to my car was a big pickup tuck with a shinny new trailer hitch. It just hit me that would be interesting to see if I could get it in my ass. Looked around to make sure I was alone, pulled my pants down, put some spit on my ass hole, and backed up and squatted down on the wet hitch ball.

With a little pressure I felt my hole open up for it and soon it was all in me. Sat there for awhile completely enjoying the sensation. Finally heard people near by so eased up and felt it pop back out of my ass. Pulled my pants up and went home where I finished myself off with my regular butt plugs.

Needles to say, went shopping at Home Depot that next day and bought my very own hitch ball. That ball is still in my ass play rotation.

The center peg from a childrens ring toy… husked ear of corn … coiled up length of lamp cord …. years ago toothpaste was available in a pump that was phallic…. i stuffed them up my ass a lot in the day. recently… bananas all the way in (largest i can find in the store) and also hardboiled eggs (shell off, of course) that was fun because it had some girth and felt good going and and coming out. 😃

Oh, my. Some of you are as pervy as me.

Beside the usual enema implements, there's the odd toilet brush handle, the various pet toys, the breaker bar handle, the cucumber and zucchini, a banana or two, icicles from the roof of the house (COLD, but stimulating), barrels of ballpoint pens (used with balloons & soapy water for a homemade enema), a tampon or two, handles of shower squeegee, handles of safety razors, and other things I can't remember. Favorite lube, vaseline, cold cream, lotion, and occasionally soap, shampoo or K-Y. Always more to come. Oh lots! Of Silicone Nozzles nozzles as well.

While traveling in Michigan back in the 70s, I spent the evening in a motel. Feeling very horny, I looked around the room to see if there was anything I could put up my ass. The post on the rear of the bed had a nice smooth bulb on the end - after applying some moisturizer on my asshole, I straddled the post and in it popped, providing me with immense pleasure as I rode it for almost an hour!

Hmmm… The most unique was a homemade vibrating dildo of sorts. I took a large cigar tube and put vibrating portion of an electric toothbrush inside. I then used tissues and rubber bands to increase the girth and size of my toy for session. It was fun because I could get creative with the girth at various sections of it. Sometimes I'd make a fat knot, or gradually get larger, etc. Then I'd slide a thin sock over the creation, and a condom to follow. This was in college, and roommates at the time just got used to the concept that I was someone who takes a long time in the bathroom haha.

other objects when I was younger – Every different shampoo/haircare product bottle I could find, pens, tool handles, cucumbers(big and small), I put 3 golf balls in a sock with a condom over them and made my own beads. My sister's tampons, etc. Basically if it was rounded and insertable I gave it a shot

Really interesting thread! There are some very creative ideas that you folks have come up with to stimulate your rectums! Well I have one for you that I haven't read about here. I have a vacuum cleaner that has a handle on it that is about 8" long and then begins to expand and bend towards the main body of the mechanism. I leave the vacuum cleaner in the closet but twist it, tilt it up on edge so the handle has an unobstructed access to my hole. I lube my hole and let the handle slide up my ass as the vacuum cleaner tries to right itself, so there is always a positive insertion pressure. It's a good length and very pleasurable. I will from time to time sit down lower and lower on the handle to see how much I can get in as it expands into a larger more sturdy structure…the stretch feels great. All in all I probably get about 9-10 inches in. How's that for wacky?

@CAT3 that's wacky. Missed opportunity to turn on the vacuum cleaner and get stretch + vibration…

@CAT3, I've done practically the exact thing you describe with the vacuum cleaner handle. It's awesome!

Craziest thing I used - the bulbous end of a long handle toilet bowel brush 😄

A long time ago I heard of coffee enemas but were unsure what they were. Not being a coffee drinker I decided to get a half dozen cups to go from Waffle House, let them cool them pour them in my bag thence in me.

I had this horrendous caffeine buzz for two days

A cold hot dog out of the fridge. Once knowing at an early age that I liked boys as well as girls, I wanted to know what this felt like. I got it in about ½ way when it broke off. I freaked out, waited, then snuck the enema bag from the hall closet. To my relief it came out. Talk about getting “ the weiner ”. Got worried telling my Mom if it didn't.

My bathroom toilet brush 4" up my anal cavity with lots of Dr bronners for lube. I saw a hot woman in a porn do it so I had to try it. It is like an anal punishment. I'm a tough guy and like BDSM too ( sometimes) . I liked it somewhat and may attempt it again