This subject has been alluded to in previous posts, but let's get specific. What's the craziest, most unusual, or flat-out strange thing you've ever had in your anus?
I'll start . . .
Forty-some-odd years ago, when I was a much younger boy, I had a forty acre plot of land in Central California in the Sierras near Yosemite NP. One very warm summer day, I was walking around the property, hornier than hell, and happened upon my Allis-Chalmers HD7 dozer. A brilliant idea struck me and I climbed up on the dozer, dropped my jeans and slid my sweaty asshole down over the ball on the throttle lever. The resulting stimulation contributed to a fantastic orgasm and I shot my load on the track of the dozer.
There have been a lot of good times (with anal penetration) before and since, but I think that is the most unusual thing I've ever had up my ass.