Why, the shame of enemas?
I guess I have always been open about my love for taking enemas.
In fact, My mother thought that I was absolutely crazy to want to take enemas.
She tried to embarrass me first when I had gone to great lengths to have her give me my first adult enema with a bag.
You see a neighbor girl, who I was friends with, had told me that her Mother had given her an adult enema with her douche bag that morning and that it felt great.
Well, that prompter me to want one so I went straight into our house and asked Mom for one! You should have seen her face!
She looked at me like I had a screw loose or something.
i asked her for one for weeks, and when Mom didn’t give me one, I enlisted her Mother, my Mee Maw, to talk to her on my behalf, which she did!
And that was not all, Mam Maw even went so far as to buy my Mom a bag to do it with.
Well, my enema did not happen immediately, but it did happen!
I can remember Mom coming into bathroom as I was expelling it and saying to me, “Mike, I just don’t understand you and your obsession with enemas! You are one weird boy!”
I really liked the way that adult enema felt, so at every opportunity that presented itself, I asked her for one. Some times, Mother cooperate, and other times she didn’t!
I guess she got tired of my constant asking her to give me those things, so she took me to our doctor, who tried to explain to me that enemas were not good for me… in reality I think she again was just trying to embarrass me.
A month or so later, she caught me as I was getting ready to give myself one.
You see, Mom and Mam Maw were supposed to have gone shopping in a neighboring town. But, they undoubtedly had forgotten something and had returned home to get it.
Anyway, I had just filled the bag and was screwing the adapter plug into the bottle when Mom appeared in the bathroom door.
She called for her Mom saying “Mama, look, Mike is fixing to give himself an enema!” They, both, stood there and watched me take my enema before leaving again!
Anyway, upon returning home, Mom went into the bathroom, pulled out the enema bag from the cabinet and right in front of me, cut the bag up with a pair of scissors.
A month or so latter, Mom and I went to the local Rexall drug store to get a prescription refilled.
While she was waiting on the pharmacist to fill the prescription, I wondered over to the female hygiene aisle. I was admiring the different bag sets and even had one in my hand when I felt this hand on my shoulder. I about layed a duck!
I turned and there was Mom!
I asked her if she would please get the unit for me since she had cut the other one up!
She became irate… she jerked me around and started saying to everyone in the pharmacy “my boy, here, wants me to buy him an enema bag so he can take enemas!”
People all over the store were looking over at us!
I said “Please!”
Mom, couldn’t believe her ears! She reached into her purse and pulled out $5 bill and said loud enough for everyone in the store to hear “Mike, if you want to buy this here enema bag, you will have to buy it yourself! I am not going to buy that thing for you!”
Well, I thanked her and proceeded to take the box and the money up to the cashier and I purchased me my very own enema bag!
The lady put it into a large sack and handed it to me.
She, then, handed me back my change! I hugged that bag to my chest and met Mom at the door where I gave Mom her change.
Mom shook her head and said, ”I don’t understand this boy!”
Well, when the two of us got home, I went straight to the bathroom and shut the door and began to put the syringe together…
Then, as I was filling the bag, Mom opened the door and watched me screw the adapter plug into the bag, hang the bag, bleed the air out of the red hose, smear Vaseline onto the douche nozzle, get undressed, kneel down on the floor, insert the nozzle, open the shutoff clamp and take my enema.
After, I had expelled the enema and put the syringe into the cabinet I went into the tv room where Mom was… she looked over at me and said “well, son, I won’t be trying to stop you from taking those blasted enemas any longer! I just don’t understand why you like th‘em so much! But, please let me know when you want one. I will get it ready for you!”
And you know what, she did and she even gave them to me every now and then!