Items that look & feels like "sex toys"

Hey all,

As we all know that we cannot "own" sex toys due to other reasons...

i would like to ask of you all to put the items that you think it looks and feels like sex toys "butt plug dildos etc"

For me i like it big, not too big though !

Baseball bat...

Shaving brush actually looks and feels like a butt plug,,,

Screwdrivers " if the end is big " is actually good and you can feel you self pushing it and it bounce back!

What about you ?

Frozen bananas. WOW!!!!

Tears in my eyes just reading what you two use lol.

Hope the items are washed/sterilised first where applicable!

In the PET supply aisle you will find numerous dog chew toys made of rubber or silicone etc. Many look like "sex toys". Just put a condom over the "toy" before using it.

I had a very sporty bf who liked to insert the ends of pool cues, tennis rackets and even handles of golf clubs inside me...pool cue was our favourite with me spread out on the table

I recently discovered an amazing house hold item / sex toy .. Dispenser for paper towels .. Amaazing for anal orgasams 😃

Sheesh. Anything that fits! Travel size shaving cream cans...travel shampoo...lotion bottles...hair brush handles...make up brushes with the thicker handles...food...food...food! Be creative. Have fun. Just don't be stupid

Don't know if I can walk thru Petco again and feel the same way......

Found an old hair curler that can be used like a speculum. Very nice, but made sure it was thoroughly cleaned first. Could be my favorite toy

Screwdrivers (handles), quoting Homemaker, used to be one of my favs.

I had a toothbrush with a textured back on the head. I bent it into a prostate massager with a cigarette lighter. It was very stimulating

Here’s the list of things I’ve used before in my ass and they did the trick:

Screw driver handles

Broomstick/plunger handles

Toothbrush handles

Cylindrical tubes of any kind...though if they are hard plastic, use tons of lube!

Curling irons, turned off obviously, and then pushing the button to open it up.

Pens and pencils

Beer, champagne, wine, liquor bottles (with a condom on the neck to avoid it getting stuck!)

Bananas (my go to when I travel and don’t pack a toy...hotels always have bananas and condoms! Lol)

Carrots

Cucumbers

Squash

Zucchini

Smoked sausage (felt very realistic!)

The key is: make sure you are lubed up and the object is clean. When in doubt, put a condom on it.

Paper towel holder

Plunger handle

Bubble wand

Kong pet toys - various sizes

While it is not homemade, it is a household item that is discreet and provides excellent anal stimulation, chilled or not. For $9, it is hard to go wrong.

Google "houdini stainless steel wine aerator"

If you're looking for nice dildo shaped object that is not actually sex toy then google - tubelaces . It's some sort of brand of shoelaces that is sold in a plastic tube that has the perfect diameter and is nicely rounded at the tip. I bought it in some sport shop and still happy with it. Also you can fill it with warm/cold water and it gives different sensation thanks to that.

Houdini Stainless Steel Wine Aerator @Hackjuan looks like Houdini Aerators are now plastic or chrome and the price went up from $9 to around $15.

A 4 fluted toilet brush handle, a nicely curved long handle dish scrubber, broom handles, pencils, venetian blind opening rods. As a kid I whittled out various & sundry dildos from tree branches, douche nozzles warmed up, hot dogs, condom covered pepperoni stick, etc etc.

My wife and I liked a frozen banana up her vagina and up my butt. Nice and long and curved!

Hair brush handle works also a Chinese cucumber.

Bananas.

Nikki how do you stop the cucumber dissapearing? arent they they short fat knobbly ones?

Paper towel holder

Plunger handle

Bubble wand

Kong pet toys - various sizes

Bubble wand is great with the rounded end if you want a consistent feeling and depth too!

I am new to Zity and getting quite an education!!! Frozen Bananas as a sex toy. I hate to admit this but I wonder how that would feel!! Thank you Zity for leading me astray.

If I had to list all the every day objects I could use as sex toys, I'd be dead by the time I'm done. 😈😄

So many, oh my…. well let's see….

10" x1" Stainless muddler, https://www.amazon.ca/True-Fabrications-Stainless-Muddler-Silver/dp/B01M0GMIM4

Plastic Cigar tube drilled in the end to allow air in

Another plastic cigar tube with two strips of aluminum duct tape used as a bipolar anal dildo

Wire Paper towel holder https://www.amazon.ca/Countertop-OBODING-Kitchen-Organization-Standard/dp/B092MBCTDF

Apple corer, comes apart, use the plastic end in, one is solid, the other is a tube. take your pick

https://www.amazon.ca/Fox-Run-5547-Apple-Stainless/dp/B001BHHN0G

Marble egg https://www.amazon.ca/DOITOOL-Marble-Creative-Elegance-Natural/dp/B0BNP6N95S ***Link no longer works***

Soap bubble wand containers https://www.amazon.ca/Jump-Kids-World-Bubble-Assorted/dp/B081QYXK9W

Different size wire whisk, cigar tubes, coke bottle full of warm lube.

Super large Texta pens with dome shaped cap

Ditto with the"Sharpie"

Clear perspex dilators -- cylindrical tubes

Silicone nipple shields as used by nursing mothers ... just use the imagination 😎

Turkey Baster

Hard plastic feather duster handle

Another member (@concrete ?) on a seperate thread had mentioned the Personal Anti-Perspirant dispensers

I have one by the product name of "Ammo"😁

Cat collars can be fit around wrists and ankles. Dog collars be fit around the thighs.

Surprised to see no one mentions the rectal thermometer.

Bed post !! can't tell you the number of times i have fucked myself on my bed post