Items that look & feels like "sex toys"

@Horny_Always, You forgot bedposts....

I was at an automotive shop, nice variety of size and weight in trailer hitches.

I become very excited when I watch videos where girls use hairbrush handles in their ass... It's actually a very good item also for punishments... Even better :-)

Chrome trailer hitches. Center console shift knobs.

For urethral sounding , various plastic knitting needles with tips sanded down smoothe and round. Also cocktail stirring sticks, stst with a small knob on the end.

Waaay back, wifey tried making a BenWa device using a marble inside a traditional cone shaped salt shaker. I think she read about it in a magazine. Results were meh.

A rubber teat appliance for milking cows when used backwards makes a nice anal stimulator/ enema nozzle.

Master Dorson

Moderator

12.8K / 2.4K

"@Horny_Always, You forgot bedposts...."

Oh yeah, thanks for the reminder. It's been a little while since I took a ride on a bedpost. I may have to give it a go again sometime soon. 😁

Another thing I've done, which recent comments reminded me of.... trailer hitch balls. I actually made a way to be able to ride a 2-5/16" ball while in the bathroom. I had some scrap pieces of ¾" thick pvc board from a project that I did. One piece was almost perfect length to span across our toilet bowl. I just had to drill the correct size hole through the center of the board & install the trailer ball. Then I would set the board across the toilet bowl & lower the seat over the pvc board, leaving the trailer ball right where I needed it to be. I spent many long "toilet breaks" sitting on that. 🙂‍↔️

Unfortunately, I needed that trailer ball for towing one of my trailers & it's no longer available for the purpose that I purchased it for.

Center console shift knobs.

So called "Butt-shifting" 😉

So many good ideas so I’ll jump in with the things I’ve tried. Dog toy for sure, various foods (English cucumber, zucchini, ear of husked corn when I was younger and really horny). Also my current items include a lint roller (5-6” insertable and 1” across) and a coil of nylon rope I wound to 10” long and about 1.25” in diameter. It has a tail of about a foot in case it gets in too deep but that hasn’t really happened… I was just thinking ahead. 😃. I do enjoy that rope tho and may use it later this week.

Let's party !

https://www.amazon.com/Aislor-Silicone-Funny-Shaped-Chocolate/dp/B0DKJBB3D9?th=1

Let's party !

https://www.amazon.com/Aislor-Silicone-Funny-Shaped-Chocolate/dp/B0DKJBB3D9?th=1

Hershey Highway!

That would be a good way to cool off one's ass, use it for spanking too.

"But of course... the shower head. The freaking shower head."

Explains where all the hot water went! A female friend stayed with use for a week, she ordered the same shower head/wand before she went home. She had dropped a few hints, hope she is enjoying it.

I love the shower head too. Which one works best ?

My very first “boyfriend” came out of dad’s garden, a little green cucumber, served it’s purpose I guess and others over the years have taken its place.

In college we had very little money so going out and partying every weekend was out of the question. My friend and I would buy a bottle of cheap wine or bourbon, sometimes rent a movie and make our own fun. One night we got a bit tipsy, found a 16 inch sausage in the fridge. Warmed it up, greased it and the saw who could take the most of it up the hiney. Lead to other things. Did that several times, Oh Well

I love sounding, have been doing it for years now. I've tried pens, pencils, spoon handles, fork handles, and even a tooth brush. Anything as long as it's smooth and clean.

Most recently my fingers!

Don't know why it turns me on, but I guess it's a kink, and at least it's legal ;-)

Although I have never used one as a sex toy, a peeled banana looks like it would serve well as a sexy toy. Denise