Items that look & feels like "sex toys"

@Horny_Always, You forgot bedposts....

I was at an automotive shop, nice variety of size and weight in trailer hitches.

I become very excited when I watch videos where girls use hairbrush handles in their ass... It's actually a very good item also for punishments... Even better :-)

Chrome trailer hitches. Center console shift knobs.

For urethral sounding , various plastic knitting needles with tips sanded down smoothe and round. Also cocktail stirring sticks, stst with a small knob on the end.

Waaay back, wifey tried making a BenWa device using a marble inside a traditional cone shaped salt shaker. I think she read about it in a magazine. Results were meh.

A rubber teat appliance for milking cows when used backwards makes a nice anal stimulator/ enema nozzle.

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"@Horny_Always, You forgot bedposts...."

Oh yeah, thanks for the reminder. It's been a little while since I took a ride on a bedpost. I may have to give it a go again sometime soon. 😁

Another thing I've done, which recent comments reminded me of.... trailer hitch balls. I actually made a way to be able to ride a 2-5/16" ball while in the bathroom. I had some scrap pieces of ¾" thick pvc board from a project that I did. One piece was almost perfect length to span across our toilet bowl. I just had to drill the correct size hole through the center of the board & install the trailer ball. Then I would set the board across the toilet bowl & lower the seat over the pvc board, leaving the trailer ball right where I needed it to be. I spent many long "toilet breaks" sitting on that. 🙂‍↔️

Unfortunately, I needed that trailer ball for towing one of my trailers & it's no longer available for the purpose that I purchased it for.

Center console shift knobs.

So called "Butt-shifting" 😉

So many good ideas so I’ll jump in with the things I’ve tried. Dog toy for sure, various foods (English cucumber, zucchini, ear of husked corn when I was younger and really horny). Also my current items include a lint roller (5-6” insertable and 1” across) and a coil of nylon rope I wound to 10” long and about 1.25” in diameter. It has a tail of about a foot in case it gets in too deep but that hasn’t really happened… I was just thinking ahead. 😃. I do enjoy that rope tho and may use it later this week.

Let's party !

https://www.amazon.com/Aislor-Silicone-Funny-Shaped-Chocolate/dp/B0DKJBB3D9?th=1

Let's party !

https://www.amazon.com/Aislor-Silicone-Funny-Shaped-Chocolate/dp/B0DKJBB3D9?th=1

Hershey Highway!

That would be a good way to cool off one's ass, use it for spanking too.

"But of course... the shower head. The freaking shower head."

Explains where all the hot water went! A female friend stayed with use for a week, she ordered the same shower head/wand before she went home. She had dropped a few hints, hope she is enjoying it.