Items that look & feels like "sex toys"

Does a D cell Maglite count?

Cigar tubes and test tubes!

Cigar tubes and test tubes!

Cigar tubes, yes. Test tubes, if they are glass, I would not trust them.

Plastic test tubes I have modified with two strips of metal for Estim anal probes.

Also if you look up cigar tubes on amazon there are some perfect stainless steel ones.

This seems a "high risk" sort of fun but who knows....

- Truck shifter

- Cone of a Lemon Squeezer

- conical trumpet stand

....but to be honest, I prefer something made of flesh and blood

I have had my HEAD up my butt several times, according to my wife 🤪

The hay spike on the antique tractor on the family farm. I hope to get around to posting some pictures one of these days.

This may sound like a pun, a plunger-- long plastic handle ribbed like anal beads at the top of the handle. Feels really good going in and out of my butt.

Travel shampoo bottles. In the shower, I soap up my butt then put the wide in first, nice and slow, the narrow end that you pop open is sticking out of my butt. Makes it easier to squeeze out if it slips in all the way.

Hair brush, kind of butt plugged shaped. When its in, all you see is the brush sticking out. Fun walking around with that in. I keep getting poked by the brush. (no pun here haha)

Lots of kitchen implements can be used. Handles on whisks, ice cream scoops, cocktail muddlers, citrus reamers, etc. I like to put a condom over the item to ease insertion.

I've changed over the years and am not a self penetrator anymore, i crave that connection with a Guy as a total bottom. It's become very woven into my psychological fabric. Putting things in myself feels like i am trying to 'top' myself, and it's just not in me to do that.

That said, i've been anally oriented since early childhood and after i discovered that around age 7, between my attraction to males and being anal, everything that could be phallic pretty much is/was for me. i see (and want) Cock everywhere i look it seems lol.

Two things i have not seen listed that ended up inside of me along the way were those toothpaste pumps that were popular for awhile. "Close-up" toothpaste had a particularly phallic shaped pump, and was well shaped for penetration.

Here's another one that ended up inside of me when i was working as a maintenance super for awhile:

https://www.zoro.com/ridgid-manual-threader-die-head-manual-alloy-00-r/i/G1809440/?

Dog toy Safestix Kong

https://www.ebay.com/itm/285020042098?

Is not possible that they designed that thinking not to use as a sex toy LMAO

Be safe

Za

I watched my wife doing that and inserting the post top into her vagina!

Cigar tubes. It was our go-to as kids

The old standards; racket handles, cucumbers and zucchini, squash, garden tool handles, shampoo/conditioner, PET drinks bottles - you choose your size to suit your gut.

There’s so much around a home that can help if you’re reluctant to buy and store big toys.

Hair brush handle, back scrubber, fruit, all work well. Cigar tubes were good until I "sucked" one up my ass! I spent a few anxious minutes getting it out!

@Zaboots

Dog toy Safestix Kong

https://www.ebay.com/itm/285020042098?

Is not possible that they designed that thinking not to use as a sex toy LMAO

Be safe

Za

Your a twisted man Boots ... Lol

Butt yes ...I see the potential😎

For the hunters who train retrievers:

https://www.gundogsupply.com/avery-regular-hexabumper-white.html

Guys who use them as sex toys are considered “sick puppies”!

@Rigel

For the hunters who train retrievers:

https://www.gundogsupply.com/avery-regular-hexabumper-white.html

Guys who use them as sex toys are considered “sick puppies”!

Woof ! ... Woof ! ... Woof !

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Ribbed for your handlers pleasure ... Bet theres an aftermarket .... haha

For me: no fruit or vegetable - its food, not toy

For me: no fruit or vegetable - its food, not toy

lol, yeah, i get this... sort of. Perspective may have something to do with it. As a total bottom gay guy, i see cocks everywhere, maybe because it's build into my wiring to want/need them as a way i connect and bond with a Man? When i was younger, anything that remotely resembled a cock ended up in my rectum (not via the mouth). Butt i started young, 7 years old. Once i experienced an actual Man putting His Cock in me, the substitutes no longer sufficed. Well, self administered lol. i can definitely get taken that way if a Man is using something that His need/lust is attached to with me. It's His desire/need that is foundational for me in the penetration and connection. If i see that look in HIs eyes, the need/desire, pretty much anything can (almost) be His 'cock.' But then, to me, a "cock" is way more than the organ betwixt the legs, it's more the energy, need, intent, desire behind it that make up most of a Mans "cock" for me. So, sometimes that may be fruit or a veggie.

Perhaps straight guys or women who like women might experience this more if there was fruit and veggies that screamed "VAGINA"?

Perhaps straight guys or women who like women might experience this more if there was fruit and veggies that screamed "VAGINA"?

That’s a peach of an idea!

I like to use chocolate bars! Pop them in the fridge or freezer for an hour then have at it! Sometimes I just push them right up inside me and leave them to melt! The feeling passing them back out can be fantastic depending on what you’ve shoved up there! Mars bars are my favourite!

I like to use chocolate bars! Pop them in the fridge or freezer for an hour then have at it! Sometimes I just push them right up inside me and leave them to melt! The feeling passing them back out can be fantastic depending on what you’ve shoved up there! Mars bars are my favourite!

Nothing better than packing fudge!

I have used in the past hairbrushes. You’ll have to look around but there are some with perfect dildo size handles (I’m not talking about the wide handle brushes ,just the long ones ). And there some that are even “gel-like” , hard but soft enough. . I’ve used a latex glove over the handle, smeared Vaseline on it, and used it for anal play in the past. Doesn’t leave a mess and does the job well. Best of luck !

P.s. many stores, like Spencer’s, even Target ,sells sex toys these days. You should be able to discreetly buy one , pay cash, and hide it well…

I think I might need to pop down to the pet supply store for a look around.

I like wine. A lot. So I have quite a few bottle stoppers, some of them very pretty. Virtually all of them are shaped like butt plugs.

Mr. Merlot's late mother collected pretty glass items, and we kept some. We have a lovely royal blue bottle with a similar stopper, but larger. I can't look at it without thinking butt plug. (Yes, it's on display in the house.)

@Merlot how about a picture!

I guess my question is why you cannot have sex toys- its a perfectly good way to open communications between you and your partner.

I am amazed that all this discussion just is about internal sex toys. How many women really enjoy things in their vaginas? I think that toys used on your labia and clitoris are far more beneficial !

I am amazed that all this discussion just is about internal sex toys. How many women really enjoy things in their vaginas? I think that toys used on your labia and clitoris are far more beneficial !

Perhaps a battery operated toothbrush for clitoral stimulation. Even external anal stimulation as well, especially with a bit of toothpaste on it!