Items that look & feels like "sex toys"

I remember in my teens anally inserting the neck of a bottle of Brut splash on lotion. When the ad said "splash it on all over" I don't think they meant there!

I’m in the process of making a fleshlight type thing. I got the idea from something I saw on twitter! It’s an empty fabric scent booster bottle (wide neck) with a condom stretched over the hole at the top. The one on twitter soaked a cloth in warm water left it dripping with warm water and pushed it around the inside of the bottle around the sides! Then push an unfurled condom inside to the bottle to the bottom inside the warm cloth. Then lube up the condom and fuck it!! It’s warm and wet and should be tight if the cloth fits right! I’m gonna try it with a stinky twist by lining the inside of the bottle with old stinky panties and pissing into them for the warm wet tight bit! The condom can be changed as often or left to be swimming in cum as you please! So left as long as possible and as smelly as possible for me!

Screwdriver handles. just have a look at the variety of shape and size. You'll never look at an electricians toolbelt the same way again , I promise

Banana, Carrot, Cucumber

Bubble wand

Cigar tubes

Various and sundry assorted handles

Some plastic bottles

D-cell Maglite

English cucumbers and other assorted veggies

Homebrew toys as shown here . . .

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And last (for now), but certainly not least. There used to be a plastic bottle made that somewhat resembled the Space Needle in Seattle. Three-quarter inch or so capped opening at the top, then a very short taper to about 2.25" diameter, short taper back down to 1.25" maybe and then a slow taper to about 3.5" at the bottom. These bottles were used for rubbing alcohol and mineral oil. I had one of those years back -- it got lost in a move. Real challenge to get in, but a hell of a thrill when it got there. Sure wish I could find another one.

I just found a pic of a glass version of the alky bottle I mentioned above. The plastic one I had tapered in a bit smaller after the initial bulge, but that image is the basic idea. I added it to my album referenced above for those interested.

Medical stuff are very useful and technically they are not sex toys, speculuns, anuscope, retractors, cotton balls.

Bought myself off once with a plastic toy police truncheon I was given when I went on a hen night that we all dressed as police for. It was the first time I had a vaginal orgasm and honestly, something that feels that good should be illegal. I kept that truncheon for ages lol 😂

The good ole toothbrush serves the purpose quite well, especially those with a bulbous handle and a slightly curved design.

Of course, I’m talking about the not bristle end LOL and certainly one that has since retired from its primary function 😉

An old Avon aftershave bottle that looked like a bowling pin.

Too scared as a teen to be caught with a toy by my parents. So, food! 😊

We used to joke about the Loves Babysoft Perfume bottles looking like dildos

Ah yes, spending too much time sizing up the zucchini in the produce section.

Test tubes, if they are glass, I would not trust them.

This was the story every teenager heard when I was growing up. Come grade 8 science (13ish years for those who have a different schooling system), everyone seemed to suddenly know of “the girl at another school down the road” who put a test tube inside her vagina during class and it shattered and she had to go to the hospital.

My sister, my brother, friends of mine - we all heard it despite being 7 years apart oldest to youngest.

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Anyway, to answer the question -

I am amazed that all this discussion just is about internal sex toys. How many women really enjoy things in their vaginas? I think that toys used on your labia and clitoris are far more beneficial !

Yeah, I agree external pleasure is better. Anything that vibrates such as an electric toothbrush (non-bristle end), mobile phone, back massager, massage chair… Been there done that.

Sorry to derail the conversation a bit but I heard this story growing up too @NurseSammy

“the girl at another school down the road” who put a test tube inside her vagina during class and it shattered and she had to go to the hospital.

Sorry to derail the conversation a bit but I heard this story growing up too

It is one of those urban myths that seem to be used to warn the younger generation of dangers and pitfalls in life and to serve as cautionary tales.

The one I heard about was of 'someone' (a young lady no doubt) holding pins in their mouth while sewing and talking. Then swallowing a pin and knowing that as it went down the throat the result would be the pin piercing the heart followed by instant death.

The test tube in vagina (or anus) is of course a fictious cautionary tale against masturbation with a warning of horrific consequences should anyone be so depraved.

I heard of a banana (not ripe, I suppose) covered with a condom into a makeshift dildo.

I used to like to slide a hotdog inside of a condom, lube up my ass and the condom and then slowly push the condom-covered hotdog into my tight hole. Once it was fully inside of me, I would stretch the open end of the condom over a bicycle tire pump and slowly inflate the condom inside of my ass. Oh, God, what a lovely feeling. Anyone else into inflating balloons in their ass?

9/16 diameter thick wall silicone tube with an adapted drawer knob stuck into it. Then use a leather punch to fix spray holes into the sides for an enema toy.

Those bow metal hair clips and other hair clips at Dollar Tree are great for nipple clamps.

The bulb off of a turkey baster (make sure that it has strong suction) is good for both nipple suction and clit suction.

A candy thermometer (with the clip removed) is good for wider girth rectal temperature.

The handles of the cooking utensils at Dollar Tree are good for vaginal and anal play, but you need to put a condom over it, so that it doesn’t scratch any anal or vaginal tissue.

Dollar Tree sells warming lube, by the way.

A strong electric toothbrush is good for nipple play and for clit play too.

Have you seen those long tubes that contain soap for blowing bubbles?

Handles of toilet plunger and toilet brushes. Quite a variety.

Stainless steel paper towel holder.

Stainless steel 8” muddler.

Marble eggs.

As a teen I had pretty good result using the handle of a lint roller. Hairbrush handles too when it had the right shape. Tried to use my phone as a vibrator but it didn't really work and it was terribly noisy.

But of course... the shower head. The freaking shower head.

Handles of bigger screw-drivers can have a very "anatomical" shape.

Just don't insert it too deep. The transition between handle and metal rod is rather sharp. (unless you like that kind of thing, of course 😉 )

Used only two, at various times:

Plastic cigar tube as a dildo

Preform of a plastic bottle (aprox 2x8 cm) as buttplug

I had the older VICKS 44 bottle ( when they were triangular and glass) as a butt plug. Took alot of warm up stretching and i got it in up to the neck of the bottle. That almost tore my anus but i was alright. I used it alot back in my early days as a butt plug

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You can insert virtually anything that will fit and can easily be expelled and won't get lost up inside.

- Long, narrow bottles like the ones that hold hot sauce and spices

- Long, narrow handles on just about any tool or object

- Long, narrow food items

- Long, narrow toys

- Grapes (especially frozen)

- Marshmallows (wet them slightly)

- Cherry tomatoes

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Have fun! Be careful and be safe!

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Really liked the sense of humor of the post saying "spending way too much time sizing up zuccihini in the produce"

8oz water bottle pushed smaller

Filled with water and used as a suppository

With lots of lube ( j or K) and practice it slips right in and deep

Feels amazing especially as it gets deeper inside

When I didn't have sex toys, I've had several objects inserted in my ass lol

-Pens and markers;

- Toothbrush and hairbrush handles;

- Screwdriver handles;

- Some vegetables and fruits (carrots, bananas, cucumbers...)

- Various bottles (shampoo, deodorant, creams...)

I've tried about everything mentioned so far & other things too.... if it looks like it'll fit & it's intriguing, I'll probably try it.

Some of the things I've used that I didn't see mentioned are: billiard balls, upright vacuum cleaner handle, raw chicken eggs in the shell, about every bottle that looked like it might go in, and the last thing I can think about right now is about every doorknob in my house.