What Happens to Your Sex Toys When You Die?

@Tabitha32

we were talking about this last night while watching a movie ... I wish I could remember the name of it. It didn't have any nudity in it at all

You better come up with the name of the movie or there are gonna be some disappointed members ... ha ha

I’ll be dead, whatever I leave behind will ruin the memory of me so basically who gives a f…! We live we die, we’ll all become the cosmic dust we came from. It’s funny to think any of this matters🙈It’s called narcissism😈

My wife knows about all of them & uses some of them, so she'll be the one to deal with that.

But.... imagine if you have a plug inserted when you die. Are you going to be buried or cremated? I've told my wife to do whichever is the least expensive & save money for herself. The last I heard, cremation is the most economical, so I'll probably be cremated. I tend to wear a stainless steel plug the most, so that's what will most likely be there when I die.... imagine the looks on the faces at the crematorium when they go to collect the ashes & find a large stainless steel butt plug in the middle of the pile! 🤣

But.... imagine if you have a plug inserted when you die. Are you going to be buried or cremated?

Aha, with my father's death some years ago and the (often tasteless) change in burial laws in Belgium I have an answer to that. It was explained at a time I do not have fond memories of.

In any case, this would be categorically prohibited. Everything to do with burial or cremation has gone all ecological to an insane degree.

People are not allowed to be buried or cremated with any non biodegradable material at all. No dentures, no glass, no prosthetic limbs, no devices or mementos, no metal, thus no rings or jewelry, no plastics or synthetics. About the only acceptable thing is a shroud (and I am surmising no synthetic cloth either). I remember seeing one funeral home director explaining that perhaps in tragic cases, a child just might perhaps be allowed to have a favorite toy put into a casket, but that would depend on good will and specific circumstances. I was saddened and disgusted when hearing that.

No idea about military medals being allowed in a burial casket. And of course no embalming allowed either.

So, in any case, where I am, there will be no burials or cremations with anal plugs, penis rings, metal piercings in intimate places or not or the like. These will be removed beforehand.

Too bad one wouldn't be able to swallow them beforehand. I'd be tempted to do so out of sheer spite and to spit in the eye of all such regulations.

Umpteen light bulbs and bags, lots of irrigators made of plastic, metal, glass and porcelain, countless rubber colon tubes in all imaginable lengths and diameters, colon tubes with different balloons, all kinds of nozzles, connectors, valves, tripods, various personal items such as an enema chair, adjustable hose pumps for enemas, bulbs with suction and pressure side valves, and and and...

Lots of high-quality dildos, colon snakes, metal toys, plugs, custom-made leather harnesses for strapons, kosetts...

What I would give to be able to hear the comments and sayings of those who will one day clean up our booth...

Knowing and assessing our relatives, there will be two camps;

one that we admire for our awesome sex life, and the other that will turn away with disgust...

Both will accept the expected and shared inheritance without hesitation...😎

We probably won't dispose of anything before we die, if possible. You don't know what and how long we'll be using it...🤗🤗🤗😎😎😎

I guess people will realize why I died with a big smile and understand where my money went. ☺

Whoever has the honor of disposing of my items, they’ll find a small bag of rectal thermometers, many porn magazines, and a few jars of petroleum jelly. If they’re smart, they can probably fetch some money for the thermometers. Who even knows if anyone will want those things. The rectal thermometers may be illegal to possess then.

What the fuck? If your that embarrassed and stressed over owning sex toys you just should not have them. Mine are left laying around all over the place. Its nothing to come over to my place and find a dildo or two or three laying around on a side table or on the floor. The basement rec room is littered with them. Enema nozzles lay out in the open drying with their bags. My husbands masturbation sleeves turned inside out drying on the bathroom counter. My sisters and girlfriends sex machines are on prominent display in their bedrooms screwed to the floor where anyone passing can see them. I have a sex rocker in the common room I like to sit on and yes plop down on a dildo and have a slow rock while watching TV.

Besides if your dead who cares get over it. If your a christian your going to hell because your doing something your ashamed of so ditch those itch scratchers while you can! So silly!

What happens to them? They will be buried with me so they wont be lonely along with my motor bikes and girlfriend.

SHHH! Don't tell her I want it to be a surprise.

Fortunately for me i have a few vanilla friends and many kink friends that are aware and they know they need to go in and clean house.

As a matter of fact i need to update my info to them.

I also have keys to other kinky friends homes with "orders" to clear it out.

Yes, we do talk about this frequently.

My SO and I were just discussing this last night. We were considering taking pictures from one of our scenes with a plan to delete them at a later date. She brought up the idea of us both passing in an accident. She said it's one thing to find all the items. It is another to find evidence of them in use. I kind of feel that if they find the toy box, it's all down hill from there.

I am very concerned about people's opinion of me while alive, but for some reason, I am not too concerned about that after my death.

Fortunately for me i have a few vanilla friends and many kink friends that are aware and they know they need to go in and clean house.

Well that is definitely an argument for why you should have some kink friends. My biggest concern would be for when my kids are old enough to understand and, sort through our belongings. They don't need to know what their parents were up to.

I don’t know of any sex toys, but I’m sure that my rectal thermometer collection will raise more than a few eyebrows! At this point in life, I don’t really care what people think about me. When I’m dead, I’ll care even less. The only living regret that I have, is that I’m sure those vintage glass thermometers, that were enjoyed by some, and hated by others, will become part of a landfill, never to be seen again.

When I die my kids or family won't be surprised at all about my toys. They all know I'm not into the norm on most stuff.