What Happens to Your Sex Toys When You Die?

Those that have to deal with them will get over it.

Exactly! Well said! Hopefully they will chuckle - or say WOW!

Those that have to deal with them will get over it.

Instead of getting over it, they could get on it. 😁

Every few years or so I would get paranoid about my wife finding my stash of medfet toys. So I would put my prostate massage devices, exam gown, thermometers, etc. in a garbage bag and toss everything in a dumpster.

Once I missed them, I would begin assembling a new collection; only to toss it a year or two later. I know this is completely irrational, but I did it for years anyway.

But now I have a small duffel bag in the closet containing lube, stainless steel speculums, a stethoscope, a TENS machine with an anal plug and some other toys, all more expensive than the disposable plastic junk I used to buy.

Never really though about needing to get rid of it in case of my untimely demise, though. I guess I'll be dead and unable to really care. I sure as hell wouldn't burden a friend with the task of going into my closet and removing a certain colored, locked duffel bag before my wife or kids cut into it. How awkward would that be? Worse that finding out dad had an unrequited medical fetish and a love of anal play?

Thankfully, there's no stash of porn magazines or internet cache for anyone to stumble across. Any porn I've viewed online was done in an "incognito" window and nothing downloaded on a hard drive. I'm sure a devoted hacker or computer forensics expert could see what I've been looking at (and my conversations here) but it's nothing my hypothetical "widow" would ever suspect or need to be investigated.

I have one rather large tool bag and one locked case, assorted toys in the nightstand. Oldest daughter was told where and what they are, don't open just toss. She had said in the past she's going to just burn the nightstand ? ! I'm dead so it doesn't really matter, but wish I could see the faces and hear the comments! Especially if they open them! He he he ?

Every few years or so I would get paranoid about my wife finding my stash of medfet toys. So I would put my prostate massage devices, exam gown, thermometers, etc. in a garbage bag and toss everything in a dumpster.

I had a similar idea myself except the dumpster part. I keep most my numerous varied toys in a black plastic Rubbermaid tub with plastic latches that take a padlock (but I do not lock it). I had thought of moving them all to a large trash bag and putting it in a corner or somewhere such that it looked like I had not gotten around to throwing out the trash before my untimely demise.

I have one rather large tool bag and one locked case, assorted toys in the nightstand. Oldest daughter was told where and what they are, don't open just toss. She had said in the past she's going to just burn the nightstand ? ! I'm dead so it doesn't really matter, but wish I could see the faces and hear the comments! Especially if they open them! He he he ?

It's odd this has never been used in a movie apparently ... a good screenwriter could make something hilarious out of such a situation ...

I wish that my naughty box and its contents would just spontaneously combust at the moment that I die. It really bothers me to think about people finding, looking at, touching, talking about, and figuring out what to do with my things, mainly the enema stuff. At some point in my life, I'm sure that I will toss out everything except my vibrator.

I do like the idea of cataloging them and assigning each to beneficiaries in one‘s will. Probably should include basic tips for using and/or suggestions for operating each one as the recipients may not be fully educated on all these things. Gonna make for a very humorous will reading.

I am actually in someone's will exactly for this purpose. I am to receive the key of the house first, and gather all the sex toys. It is a bit of a question whether it will all fit into my small car. Then, I am to bring everything to a specific SM dungeon in the neighborhood. I am pissing myself already thinking of ringing the doorbell there with a dildo in my hands and a full car behind me.

The people currently owning the toys aren't exactly shy about it, even hiring contractors to put up their sex swing. Still, they don't want just anyone to see it.

Best not to put anything in your will. By the time a will is read, weeks could have passed with your home being opened to relatives and friends, depending who has keys and access. Better to specify one friend and give that friend a key, with instructions to find and remove from the home your toybag quickly after your passing.

A note in the will could cause others seeing the will be be very curious about what was mentioned. You can always tell that friend in advance what you'd like done with the toys. You might also have that friend erase your computer's browsing history and delete any files you don't want your heirs to see,

@MidSierraGuy good tip - it works a little different in my country though...

I keep them in a zippered bag (gym bag size) which I store in the spare bedroom closet. My wife knows where the bag is and what's in it. I suspect she will dispose of it all as she's not into the kinks I'm into. My only question is if I'm wearing a butt plug or have a double ended dildo up my ass, will the mortuary remove them or leave them in place. If removed, I can't believe they would even consider returning them to my widow. But, who knows.

Who cares? When I’m dead what difference does it matter? May be they will smirk that I had some lovable kinks. They probablyHave theirs.

My only question is if I'm wearing a butt plug or have a double ended dildo up my ass, will the mortuary remove them or leave them in place. If removed, I can't believe they would even consider returning them to my widow. But, who knows.

Where I live, in Belgium, there are very strict laws about disposing of a body, be it either via a classic burial in a coffin and the earth or via cremation. About the only thing allowed burial with the body is a shroud or clothes and even then only of certain types of material, all biodegradable.

That means no burial/burning of anything synthetic like rubber or vinyl or silicone or whatever an anal plug is usually made of. No burial or cremation of dentures or glasses either. Metal implants are allowed if inside the body, but I still doubt a metal or glass plug would be buried with you.

So I am guessing that any plugs would be removed at burial.

And just a clarification if some of these things seem odd: no open casket burials here. Just not done. American style open casket burials look odd and somewhat grisly to us, like preludes to a monster/vampire movie or something. ... he he

I figure who ever cleans up after I die will have lots of questions they will never have answers for.

Where I live, in Belgium, there are very strict laws about disposing of a body, be it either via a classic burial in a coffin and the earth or via cremation. ..... That means no burial/burning of anything synthetic like rubber or vinyl or silicone or whatever an anal plug is usually made of.

My dad was not religious. He smoked a pipe and joked not to worry when he died because he wouldn't need anything to light his pipe where he was going. Undertaker said we couldn't put anything flammable in his pockets at the morgue. My sister snuck a book of matches into his suit coat in the coffin at the final viewing - just in case!!!

Who cares you are not there. As long as someone puts them to good use and gets joy from them then that is fine.

Guess if husband goes first then me they become my adults kids property.

Whatever pervertt steals them.

Here is an interesting question. I don’t think it has been asked and is geared more towards single people with toys. We were watching Basic Instinct last night. One question led to another and another. My sister and her girlfriend said wow I wonder if they record everything in the room. I said yes, especially if it was a murder, suspicious passing or a body found. Even if the person was unconscious, they inventory everything on and around them. I have read reports that showed the contents in someone’s room or on their person at the time of death or when found. I thought I had seen this also. It was just worded differently. I do know sometimes they will put plugs in your vagina and butt. I guess for men just the butt. There are a few ladies who are morticians on YouTube who talk about it.

But for single people do you have someone designated to enter your home and remove your toys? There are three of us that live here and one of us would remove toys if someone dies. Like me, I would hate to freak out my parents if they found the toys we have here. Now if something happened to all three of us my sister’s girlfriend’s niece would not come in because she said that she would feel weird and scared. Mom and dad know my sister and I are lesbian (not with each other). I mean she has a girlfriend. It took a long time for them to accept that. We can just imagine what they would do if they came across our toys. We keep them in a nightstand except for the fucking machine as it is kept in its own box under the bed. I just don't think they would understand. They would probably start playing with the speculum trying to figure out why we have them. I don’t even know if mom and dad would even know what a dildo is if they saw it. But I can see them asking people what things were. They may think we were total freaks. We tend to think the toys we have are pretty much normal. They probably would not even bat an eye at the bags but they might at the nozzles and wonder why we have so many bags.

Just thoughts.

What do all of you have planned?

I have a huge collection that has grown enjoyably / alarmingly during the covid-19 crisis.

There‘s going to be no hiding it when I’m gone and that’s just the way it is… there’s a little devil inside that hopes someone puts them all out in the garden as some form of bizarre art installation, photographs it and then gets rid of them.

As I’m not part of the scene, there are no ’out’ friends who’d be able to take them or sell them off.

But what the heck, they’ve served well.

And it’ll give those who find them something else to chat about over drinks at the wake.

What do all of you have planned?

Hadn't thought too much about it. I did hear you should keep your guns locked up…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGDvlY7gglk

@user264 EXCELLENT find!!

Took a couple of seconds to figure out what they were playing with…..

Didn't take me ANY time to figure out what they were playing with, BUT I total agree with @gwhap and @user264…and what a hoot! No offense to the (responsible) gun owners out there, but hats off to evolvetogether.us!!!!

Your family will be so distraught about their loss they won't be phased by finding your toys. Most people have them maybe even your parents. When I was dealing with my Father's belongings I found his toys and clothing and though ‘good on him’ and disposed of them.

Your family will be so distraught about their loss they won't be phased by finding your toys. Most people have them maybe even your parents. When I was dealing with my Father's belongings I found his toys and clothing and though ‘good on him’ and disposed of them.

But some members on Zity.biz have some unique toys (fucking machines, medical equipment and supplies, strap ONS, ect.) that may surprise or offend some that would never think of using such things.

It is better to have a plan just in case. Possibly discuss it with a trusted family member that they or someone specified has your consent to asses and remove specified items. It would be a shame to get somethings just chucked into the trash.

I went looking for this topic, because I thought I remember it being discussed. I could not find the right wording to get it to come up in search. Maybe someone else will remember it or prove I'm nuts.

A while ago I was in a secondhand bookstore in Brussels that specializes in erotica. It's the only one I know of anywhere actually.

Anyway, the store is full of boxes of stuff recently brought in and not sorted out yet. The owner lets customers browse through the boxes. Two boxes were full of old sex toys. Nothing very much out of the ordinary, mostly dildos of various sizes.

So, I suppose old sex toys could end up for sale in a shop somewhere.

I worked for a fire and flood restoration company years ago and we would quite often have to go into houses/apartments to pack them out after a fire/flood. Came across a few interesting items during that time. I expect the owners were cringing to think a stranger was packing their vibes and dildos up for storage. Had a few times one of the girls would ask. “What the hell is that for?” Did give me a bit of a chuckle at the time.

My neighbour/friend has a key to my place with instructions to get rid of my toys in the event I pop my clogs unexpectedly.

She knows where most of them are.

It will be a Fun Surprise for whoever finds them.

That's a very good question!

I think that I can remember back in the 1980s a UK programme on Channel 4, where someone in the US had set up a company that arranged for an employee to enter the premises once someone had died, and to remove and destroy the deceased sex toys before family members started to sort out what was left behind. From memory Channel 4 used to have a ‘gay themed’ Friday evening after the water shed (9.00pm) , where lots of things were discussed over a period of time, and this was one topic they covered.

I think I couldn't care less actually.

Dead Black Barlow will not have to deal with any repercussions anyway, so… in fact, the idea of somebody finding my kinky crate is actually amusing.

It's all clean anyway, so if they want to shove stuff themselves up their greedy bums, they are welcome to.