Interesting, we are what we are. I’ve been married for almost 25 years, but during that time I’ve almost always had a GF to play with, since I was a teen. So I was happy to be considered bi, but now I hear the term heteroflexible. So does that imply you have a preference for the opposite sex, but indulge in same sex occasionally? Ok, so there would by homoflexible, too.
I’ve reached a point where my kids are grown and out on their own, if you count grad school as on your own!
I’m enjoying my girlfriend far more than my husband, who eats, falls asleep in his chair, then goes to bed. When we do have sex it’s all about him, like I’m just a life support system for a vagina. And he’s all thumbs.
Oh, back to definitions, I’m told I’m a lipstick lesbian, can someone tell me what the hell that means.
So, my mid life crisis, I’ve really just discovered my ass, which went from occasional enjoyment to I can’t get enough, which happened when I started reliving those childhood enemas because of a recent incident, so... Yes, I rediscovered my ass.
Where do I go from here? I feel like I might be ready to start a new life, while I’m still young enough to enjoy it!