Hospital gowns

For my weekend stay in the hospital for my kidney stone when I was in my early 20's, I wore briefs under the gown, so when I got up to walk anywhere, I never felt naked. The older guy I shared a hospital room with was naked under his gown, as I could tell when he got up to use the bathroom.

For my knee surgery, the gown was so short, i knew my genitalia was visible as I lay on the operating table. I was too nervous to feel sexy, though there was a team there, perhaps some were students. I tried to see if anyone had made a video after the surgery in a roundabout way, and regretted not requesting it be done. Would have been cool to see my open knee anyway, looking back in retrospect.

For colonoscopies, the thrill is when i turn to the side & my derriere is exposed while I'm in a room with nice female medical staff & they're about to put me out........

I like the old school hospital gowns with the open back I had to wear them quite a bit in my earlier years but as I got older I had more procedures in the other types of gowns and some even in pajamas. I do however like to see my hubby with his cute butt exposed so I have those types for my play clinic at home.

I like to wear the dresses at home

Might as well be naked all the time. By the time they get done putting all the different probes on you nothing fits right. Think they covet you up just to pass you down hallways etc. No modesty in hospitals open for all to see.

Modesty should take a back seat to effective health care.

At a physical, I didn't have enough time to fully put the gown on before the doctor came in. I tried fumbling with it, but then left it, figuring, what the hell. Why bother. She ended up leaving to go get something and I tied it then. But yeah, it tumbled all over the place.

A few months ago I recounted my embarrassing and ridiculous experience re: gowns as I could not do up the wretched garment properly. Today I returned to the hospital for a second xray of my hip to see if there was any deterioration.

I knew that I would struggle to do the ties again. However, chatting with a retired radiographer friend gave me confidence and I did exactly what she told me!! I was able to do it because, on this occasion, I was told to strip down to my briefs - viz: not naked. I genuinely tried my best to put the wretched gown on and tie it....failing dismally. After c.5 mins I heard the nurse's voice in the narrow corridor outside the extremely small 'disrobing room' (not much bigger than a large cupboard). I just opened the door and said firmly, but politely: "I'm terribly sorry" (oh how frightfully British eh?) "....but I simply can't manage to do this gown up properly. Would you mind tying it for me, please??"

The nurse was not fazed,"Of course...if you're sure?" I nodded. She stepped into the tiny room...literally only about one metre wide and one metre deep - with a metal locker (c.8" x c.12" x c.80") in the corner at the back, with a small chair next to it. She did half smile, seeing the mess the gown was in."OK. Take it off please." I did...we were both trying not to laugh. "Face me please." I did, wearing just my very skimpy briefs. I felt OK about that. The nurse did not seem worried either. I put my arms through and she asked me to turn around whilst she did up the ties correctly - in about 15 seconds flat. She then commented that 'a lot of people' could not do up the gowns. I would have removed my briefs if ordered / asked to do so....but I wasn't, so I didn't.

Gowns!!! I still hate them.....

After my bowel resection, they wanted me to walk soon. An RN helped me out of bed, got my IV onto a rolling pole, put a small pillow on my abdomen and assisted me down the hall a short way and back. My bare butt was available for all visitors to see, as we walked. I could have cared less. The 60 staples in my abdomen and belly stung too much to bother with embarrassment.

The hospitals here have not gotten with the program regarding gowns for fat folk. Weirdly enough, they have larger wheelchairs and bariatric beds for us. When I was in with pneumonia a few years ago, I had to do the double gown thing. The first few days, I was going down to xray every day and it wasn't until the last time they took me that I thought to ask for a sheet to cover my legs while in the wheelchair. That's how sick I was! The gowns were very soft and a green print. I may have to have some surgical procedures in the new year and I'm hoping they have upgraded and got larger ones.

I have a gown at home that a friend gave me when we were both living in a large city and she had to go to the ER by ambulance. They sent her home with two gowns and they were larger size. She has similar fetish interests and gave me one of the gowns. Last winter, I started wearing it to bed occasionally. It felt so good I now wear it every night. (except for when it was too hot in the summer) It's blue and a crisp material, not soft. I love it.

I love wearing exam gowns. I've worn one at each of my play exams and always look forward to it coming completely off. I used to have one at home for masturbation purposes, but I got rid of it for fear of it being discovered.

The only doctor that requires me wearing a gown is the dermatologist. I always make sure to strip to my briefs before putting the gown on. And I never tie it. I like the awkward exhibitionism of it constantly falling off my shoulders.

I love wearing exam gowns. I've worn one at each of my play exams and always look forward to it coming completely off. I used to have one at home for masturbation purposes, but I got rid of it for fear of it being discovered.

The only doctor that requires me wearing a gown is the dermatologist. I always make sure to strip to my briefs before putting the gown on. And I never tie it. I like the awkward exhibitionism of it constantly falling off my shoulders.

You might find it a turn on to wear disposable exam shorts under your gown the next time you see your dermatologist. It incorporates that exam gown feeling with a bit of exhibitionism. The dermatologist may not comment at all about it, but if so, you can say you want to embrace that exam gown feeling.

I ordered a box online to feed my kink.....

You might find it a turn on to wear disposable exam shorts under your gown the next time you see your dermatologist. It incorporates that exam gown feeling with a bit of exhibitionism.

I did wear disposable exam shorts (or "moon shorts") for an appointment with a colorectal specialist one time when I thought I had a hemorrhoid. I didn't find them particularly arousing. In fact, they kind of killed the mood for what could/should have been a very erotic exam.

But I can't see myself ever bringing anything like that with me to an exam. I'm going to wear whatever the doctor makes available. I think bringing my own exam shorts or gown or anything like that with me would somehow cross a line. And I sure wouldn't want to answer the question if my dermatologist were to ask me why I was wearing something like that.

Im chunky and i have had trouble closing the front of an exam gown

I love wearing exam gowns. I've worn one at each of my play exams and always look forward to it coming completely off. I used to have one at home for masturbation purposes, but I got rid of it for fear of it being discovered.

Just keep it somewhere "safe", like in a dresser drawer or a closet shelf and if anyone finds it and asks, you can say you were once in hospital and had no clothes to come home in so they let you keep the gown. That's what I plan on doing if mine is ever discovered. It's not a total lie as the friend who gave to me was sent home in it!

I love wearing exam gowns. I've worn one at each of my play exams and always look forward to it coming completely off. I used to have one at home for masturbation purposes, but I got rid of it for fear of it being discovered..

Just keep it somewhere "safe", like in a dresser drawer or a closet shelf and if anyone finds it and asks, you can say you were once in hospital and had no clothes to come home in so they let you keep the gown.

That is excellent advice ! Garment fetishes are concealable. They can blend in with your wardrobe, be camouflaged among it, and to any inquiring minds, you can always come up with SOME type of explanation.

Or use the default "None of your business !"...

I love to put on a hospital gown for a exam or play exam and just love the control that it gives to my nurse with it showing everything in the back, know my nurse owns a bunch of hospital gowns that she makes me wear when she examines me!.

So far I've always been sitting on the table with the gown wrapped tight around me. Guess maybe I should try a more relaxed approach this year.

Or use the default "None of your business !"...

That's not one of the replies I would use as an excuse when potentially incriminating things are seen by others. It only makes you more guilty of what they imagine. Hiding in plain sight can be good depending on what you are hiding. You will only need a short and sweet excuse if it is seen--like I came home from the hospital with it.

Bbw is right, that's a very good excuse for having a gown at home.

I've absconded with a few gowns, and scrubs pants, from studies I've been in, in recent months. I've not been able to get away with a scrubs top, yet.

My best friend and I (when we had them) would always say "It's for Halloween". We also say that if we want something that was used on us (mostly her) we ask, they give us a "what for" look and we again say that it's for Halloween. That always passes their approval, lol. Once we both got married and moved into different places, we got rid of it all.

When I was four, I had my tonsils out. Back then, you had to stay in the hospital for 3 or 4 days. I remember that they didn't have a gown that would fit me, so they put me in a bigger gown. I remember that it didn't stay on well and it drug to the floor. I remember it kind of got in my way when trying to get back into bed or playing. I didn't much like it. The next day (I think), I saw a nurse walking down the hall with a small gown. She was holding it up and smiling at me. I knew then, that it was for me! I was excited! When she put it on me, I liked that it fit perfect! It wasn't dragging the floor or anything! Then....I realized that it was open in the back and everyone could see my bottom. I was embarrassed, but at least I had underwear on (until they made me take them off for the surgery). I remember the next day, I noticed a brown paper bag on the nightstand. I opened it up, there my undies were. I didn't care if they liked it or not, but I dragged my i.v. pole into the bathroom and put my undies back on! No one said anything, but I sure felt better!

Just had an MRI and was told to remove all clothes except underwear and socks, and put on scrubs provided.

Had an operation and was naked under the gown. I was asked to change in the bathroom then walk to the operating room wearing my dressing gown over the top. When i got to the anesthesia room, i had to take the dressing gown off and got tonto the table.

Well, I am recently out of the hospital and wore one of the newer gowns for the entire stay, which was almost two weeks. And yes, my ass was visible for a lot of that time, but I have to say there was nothing arousing about it. I was so sick I couldn't even think of anything stimulating about it, even though I tried. The newer gowns have more material but unless it's tied tight they are still revealing. I actually untied mine at one point. Not so my ass would show but because the knot from the ties was rubbing into my back and was uncomfortable. I was deemed a fall risk so I wasn't allowed out of bed. Laying there all day and night (except to go to the bathroom or sit in the chair) the knot seemed to dig into my middle back. Anyway, I should have grabbed one just for a keepsake.

My pediatrician used to have the paper gowns, but my doctor now has cloth gowns, also the same that I've worn for surgery. I actually like the feel of the cloth one, and while I'm somewhat embarrassed in it, they've gotten better and making them modest.

And yes, my ass was visible for a lot of that time

Typical, for a "pantslessguy", no ?

As she walks or gets on the exam table, all is visible... and filmed with my cell phone.

Nicely done !

I remember the next day, I noticed a brown paper bag on the nightstand. I opened it up, there my undies were. I didn't care if they liked it or not, but I dragged my i.v. pole into the bathroom and put my undies back on! No one said anything, but I sure felt better!

That is too funny. Thank heaven for small favors.

My late partner never wore any undies and to be honest I missed the opportunity to yank them down and have my way with her.

I’m a hospital gown fan too. There’s something about them that enhances the sense of vulnerability...makes a patient feel more exposed than outright nudity (if that makes sense to anyone). I would put a gown right up there with a stethoscope , speculum, or thermometer for anyone trying to decide what their first medfet purchase should be.

I am still not a great fan of gowns, but this may amuse some of you. I had to go for my 3rd hip x-ray in c.18 months today. After struggling to do up the gown ( first visit) a close friend who is a retired radiologist gave me a simple but brilliant tip. "We used to find that a lot of men, in particular, we're hopeless at doing the gowns up. As you go into the locker room, just explain to the nurse that you have difficulty in doing up the gown and would she mind doing it up for you." Last time, that worked perfectly (my accounts are here on Zity ).

Today was fine...but I was puzzled when I was instructed to strip to the waist, then put on the gown. The nurse departed. I was thinking to myself....This can't be right...my trousers have a metal zip and clasps. Last time, I had to take all of my clothes off. So I was going to do that any way. This was all in a few seconds. So I was stripped to the waist and barefoot. There was a quiet knock on the door. I opened it and let in the very slightly flustered nurse with a Form in her hand. As I suspected, there had just been a slight mix up." Mr B******. I'm sorry..Yes. ..your hip......er.....Could you strip completely naked for me, please?" Very silly, I know...but we both just burst out sniggering and laughing. She apologised and said..."I'll just wait outside..,,while you put your gown on shall I?" Another giggle as she closed the door behind her. It was crazy, we both chuckled 30 seconds later as she quickly did the gown up at the back before leading me to the Radiology Room. Silly, but it made my day!!

"We used to find that a lot of men, in particular, we're hopeless at doing the gowns up. As you go into the locker room, just explain to the nurse that you have difficulty in doing up the gown and would she mind doing it up for you."

For you guys who are too spastic to tie your own gown, what you can do is slip your arms in the sleeves while keeping the neck ties in front of you. Tie them in front of you where you can see it and then slip it over your head. Problem solved.

For you guys who are too spastic to tie your own gown, what you can do is slip your arms in the sleeves while keeping the neck ties in front of you. Tie them in front of you where you can see it and then slip it over your head. Problem solved.

But you're missing the point. Some of us use our inability to tie a gown as an additional excuse to not wear it! Don't take away our excuses, please.