Anyone else want an uncomfortable rectal temp? I don't want the tip to be slim; I want the tip to be thick and fat and cause discomfort when it's inserted. The taker will have to spread my cheeks wide in order to get the thermometer in. Once it's inserted, I'll be squirming and whining about how it hurts and begging for it to be removed, but instead I'll have to lay there helplessly as the fat thermometer sticks out from my rear.
Am I the only one who thinks this way?