My husband and I have a custom that every year on her or his birthday the other gives her or him a birthday "spanking" with something other than the hand, and this is always followed by a birthday enema (and sex!).
On the eve of the birthday, the birthday girl or boy puts the enema bag and nozzle of choice together with the "spanking" implement of choice on our IV stand. The next morning the IV pole is wheeled to the place of the giver's choice and whichever of us whose birthday it is is summoned and tied up securely with the legs spread as far apart as possible. Then the other of us goes off to fill the chosen enema bag with whatever soap or other additive she or he chooses, and returns (sometimes not immediately) and re-hangs the bag to the IV stand. Then the recipient is lubricated asks the other of us, "(age) strokes, please, Doctor, Ma'am (or Sir)!", receives a whack, as hard as the giver can muster, with the chosen implement, and the spankee says sincerely, "Thank you right kindly, most generous Doctor, Ma'am (or Sir)!". And then the birthday boy or girl counts down his or her age, and may go on to ask for "zero, please, Doctor, Ma'am (or Sir)!", and go down to negative numbers, if so desired. After indicating that she or he has had enough, often another is given "to grow on".
Enema fun then commences! Following the "please" and "thank you" protocol used for the arse whipping, the birthday boy or girl asks for the nozzle to be inserted, and for the flow to begin, and when finding it hard to retain, to be untied. Usually the first un-tying request is granted, but other times the giver may call the other a "wimp" and wait for a second request. Often at that point, foreplay is demanded, but the giver may choose, depending on the perceived discomfort of the other, to wait until a request to use the toilet and may then demand sexual servicing. Unless sex is fully consummated during that first enema, another enema is prepared while the birthday girl or boy goes with the flow, and upon her or his returning and being administered that enema, both parties need to be fully sexually satisfied before expulsion is allowed.
A week from today is my husband's birthday; does anyone have any notion of how to spice this up for him this year?
And, who else gives and receives birthday enemas???