Guys: Have you ever caught your penis in your zipper?

I do not have one but had to undo a boys at daycare. He went to the loo for a pee and came back screaming his head off running around with his little pecker hanging out firmly grasped in the brass teeth of the zipper monster. I grabbed him and just tugged the zip down. popped it in and zipped him up. He looked at me like I was some sort of axe-murdering fiend. Totally silent he was then he howled like nothing I had heard before or since He lay on the floor after that and had a nap. I went back to music time with the other kids. The first thing they did was accuse me of killing Johnny. I told them what happened and that he was just sleeping. The bunch checked him out. Johnny joined us later for story time. I had a hard time, not mentioning it. He gave me such a look.

Yes when i was drunk…caught a vein too. When i saw the blood i thought i was having a period lol

This brings back all kinds of painful thoughts! I occasionally wore jeans commando and one time I was in a hurry. I recall there being a split second of knowing something bad just happened before the pain caught up with me. As a cut-fella, I caught the sensitive tip of Mr Happy in my zipper. I knew the cure would be a quick pull of the zipper downward but it took a couple of minutes to do what my brain knew was the answer to my painful dilemma. I recall that even breathing hurt because doing so made the zipper tug a bit! Once I mustered the courage and gave to zipper that quick pull, I freed my trapped member. I was treated to a nice bruise that bled for a few minutes. I now am a confirmed wearer of underwear!

Yes!!!😱😱😱

I can beat this though. When I was in my mid teens, I was on a camping trip with my folks and their friends snd their daughter. I went to go poop in the nearby outhouse and there

must have been a wasp nest under the seat which was just a round log you hung your butt over. I was immediately stung on the end of my penis, my scrotum, my anus, and buttcheeks. I ran out of the outhouse down to our camp with my swimsuit around my ankles. Some of the wasps followed me and stung my hand and on my back. My penis, scrotum, and anus swoll up immediately. By the time we got to the hospital (49 min away) my glans was beet red, my scrotum was the size of an orange, and although I couldn't see it, my anus felt like there was walnut between my cheeks.

I never got to pee or poop in the outhouse so by this time I really couldn't do either one. They gave me a shot of something, catheterized me and then gave me a fleets enema. Thought I was going to die when they pushed the catheter and nozzle through my enormously swollen offices. I peed immediately when they got the cath in, but I still couldn't poop after 10 min on the bedpan. They smeared some numbing ointment on my anus and gave me an oil enema. The numbing stuff eventually started working but they had to sit me up on the bedpan because I can't poop while laying down. Something about my "plumbing" prevented it.

The dr said he removed 1 stinger from my penis, 2 from my scrotum, and 2 from my anus. He said outhouse stings are common. I haven't gone near an outhouse ever since. If I have to, I squat on the ground after thoroughly inspecting the area. He also said snakebites are a real possibility. Glad it wasn't a snake. Anyway, normal peeing and pooping returned in a few days. No damage to my testicles as I fathered 2 kids 20 yr later.

Never before.

For most of my life I wore Levi's button fly 501's to avoid that problem. It is difficult to find them now because most have zippers. Yes, I have caught the skin on occasion in the past. Learned to tuck in all the way before zipping.

Yes and it hurts while you try to get it unzipped

Ooooh hell yes...... and it hurts like hell. and you know you gotta pull the zipper the other way to get it unstuck.

OMG Yes. Not in long time though. I've learned to be very careful when I put it away..

Oh my, the pain on both stuck and unstuck is almost enough to pass out! I am so glad it's been awhile since it has happened. I've caught both penis and ball sack at least two to three times, all in younger days. Enough was enough. I never hurry anymore when going for a pee. MRay

One time and one time only, saw stars. And mom wanted to know why I screamed

One time and one time only, saw stars. And mom wanted to know why I screamed

You know, maybe that is why I have an incredibly hard time finding the kind of pants I want with zippers anymore. Lately they are always with buttons, which drives me up the wall. They are so cumbersome.

I wonder if manufacturers have started taking zipper accidents into account when designing/producing men's trousers?

Ya it's happened. Extremely painful. You learn fast not to be in a hurry when zipping up after it happens.

Yes, once as a child and once as an adult...the pain is pretty much undescribable! As an adult when it happened, I was rushing and not wearing underwear. The experience taught me not to rush the zip up, but I still seldom wear underwear in casual, everyday life. I have also caught pubic hair in zippers as well, which is also very painful, but not nearly as much as the penis incidents did! Now that is a pain you don't easily forget!

Oh yeah, a couple of times when younger. Am more careful these days because the pain is TERRIBLE!!!

YES.

I believe it happened at least once before I was circumcised.

Ohhh hell yes ! What is worse is once you get your pee pee stuck, you gotta pull the zipper the other way.

Yes. Ouch!

Yes several times and also my scrotum when I was pulling up the zipper in a hurry.

Yes it does hurt a lot

Im not really sure how this happens if you are wearing underwear. Must be wearing very loose boxers for this to happen

I wear underwear, loose boxers, and it didn't happen the last 69 years ...