Guys: Have you ever caught your penis in your zipper?

It Sucks. Had friend get his forskin stuck so bad I had to cut the zipper with bolt cutters and unzip it from the bottom !

This hasn't happened to me.

YES, it HURTS! I was in a hurry to zip up, and OUCH! Nothing serious as I was able to unzip. It left some teeth marks on my foreskin with spots of blood. What a place to have 100 teeth.

I never had that happen, although I have run into the wall with a hard-on 😢 Let me tell you THAT'S no fun at all

Yes. Once. Only once.

Lesson learned.

Oh yes! Only once, but that was one time too many. Fortunately I am uncut, so the hit was taken by the prepuce. But it got super swolen and agonizingly painful.

Oh yes... I am uncut and almost circumcised myself. One of the most painful things out there. The movie "Something About Mary" did a scene about the very subject. It was overdone, as many such comedy sketches are, but I certainly understood the premise and the pain.

No, l have not myself, but I remember the scene in ''Something about Mary''. I also remember a more grafic description of this kind of incident in the Movie ''Turkish delices'', one of the early films (1976 if I am correct)'of Dutch director Paul Verhoven, who later made ''Basic Instinct'' .

Yes, it most definitely HURTS !!! It was a painful lesson but I learned to pay attention when zipping my pants. I was somewhere around 8 or 9 years old, I was in a hurry after I peed just simply didn’t get my penis safely away before I zipped up my jeans. Stupidly, I tried to free myself first instead for getting help from my mom. Actually, I ended up cutting an tearing some skin in the middle of my penis shaft. My aunt was visiting, she had 4 boys herself an very experienced in freeing penises from zippers. Luckily, I missed my foreskin but I had some bleeding an my penis was sore. The scar is very visible, I've had multiple doctors ask if it’s from zipper accident. When it does happen, it’s always the first visit when the doctor is examining penis .

Luckily, I can say I've never done this and never want to either!

I do have a funny story from my wife when she was still teaching many moons ago. She related that a six year old boy got caught showing his penis to another little girl in school one day and hurriedly zipped his penis up when the teacher came back into the room. The howling started and he was brought to the school nurses office for "repairs".

The nurse didn't have any luck so the school principal decided to call the fire department and have the paramedics try their luck.

A few minutes later the nurse and principal look out their front door to see not only the ambulance show up but also a hook and ladder truck.....

Many laughs ensued except from the young "perp"......

This has never happened to me and just the thought of it makes me cringe.

This is one of the reasons I prefer Levi 501's with a button fly. Can't get stuck that way.

Yes, I have and it does hurt. I have also got my pubic hairs stuck and it hurts too, that is why, I now trim my pubes so it will not happen again.

Happened to me as a kid. Now that I am retired my "business uniform" is HK gym pants and a tee or sweatshirt (depending on the season). Not much of a chance of it happening again, sorta like @John567 affinity for button up Levis! 😄

I believe I did a couple of times during childhood and maybe in my early teen years, even though I always wore briefs under my jeans. Must have been rushing to close the zipper fast for some reason, and yes it hurt and smartened you up real quick when the teeth of the zipper pinched the glans. However, I still prefer zipper type jeans though, as it takes too long to unbutton the fly when you have to piss so bad your teeth are floating.

Unfortunately, yes. Mostly happened when I was a teen, but OW! I generally caught the underside as I tried to get my penis out of the way. Once I got so thoroughly stuck that the unzip was worse than the zip. AAaaggghhh! And they talk about stepping on Legos!

Maybe briefs would tend to help you avoid this, since things are more tucked in... couldn’t really say, but being a boxers guy, I’ve had the occasional misfortune of this happening. Talk about letting out a yelp!

It happened recently, but I got the tip of my foreskin stuck. Fortunately, I wasn't zipping up very quickly and the pain was acute and (fortunately) brief. No lasting damage to speak of at all.

It's how I came to be circumcised at age 22!

It's also why I've never drunk tequila ever again.....

If you guys had only worn underwear, you wouldn't have gotten your dick stuck in the zipper.

I searched this topic and found that all references stated or suggested that this only occurs to men with foreskin. Are there circumcised men who have experienced such an accident?

Yes, when I was a kid, more scary than painful, and it hurt a lot!

If you guys had only worn underwear, you wouldn't have gotten your dick stuck in the zipper.

I have long suspected it was a woman who first fitted men's pants with zippers just to force us to wear underwear.

No man would put interlocking steel teeth near his boys like that!

Thank god for button flies.

I personally have not. I did have a EMS instructor tell us in class that it happens and EMS sometimes gets called and then went on to tell us of a call they got from highway patrol of a guy that was drunk and they were trying to arrest him while he was peeing and zipped himself up. Instructor went on to tell us contrary to popular belief it is not life threatening.

I searched this topic and found that all references stated or suggested that this only occurs to men with foreskin. Are there circumcised men who have experienced such an accident?

It happened to me when I was young and I am circumcised.

If you guys had only worn underwear, you wouldn't have gotten your dick stuck in the zipper.

It can also happen when wearing underwear if you zip real hard and fast....don't ask how I found that out! 😄

I also had it happen to me occasionally when I was a kid. I was always in a hurry and learned real quick to slow down and "close the door once the pony was back in the barn"! I did get the hair caught a few times as I got older and now I'm shaved clean as a whistle. I've been keeping it hairless downstairs for over 25 years now and I love it that way! Quick clean up every few days in the shower...

@SickBoy69 said

Thank god for button flies.

I'm not so sure about that.

Even girls know they take longer to button and unbutton than to zip and unzip.

I was in college and remember being in hurry, but had to take a piss. That said, I jumped into a stall and peed and when done I zipped up, but unfortunately I did not put my junk back into place and zipped my penis. All I remember was a rush of pain and I thought I was going to pass out. Needless to say, I spent a few minutes in the stall to collect my wits and check for injury. Fortunately there was only a little blood from a small wound.

Excruciating at best.

Did it a few times when much younger and the zips seemed to be much more aggressive back in the 1960/70's. Usually it caught you on the underside of the flaccid penis just above the scrotum, if lucky just a nasty pinch if not it drew blood.

Just to add to my post below it used to happen when one had finished taking a pee and my penis had not been tucked away properly. This was made more apparent by the fact that in those far off days in the UK male underpants were loose fitting baggy things that did little to contain ones member. Not only that they were hideously unattractive garments that soon became replaced by younger guys wearing the more fashionable "Y" Fronts.

Thank goodness for the boxer shorts we have these days that fit nice and snug and still look cool.