Went to Fart and pooped instead

MartJo said

Has happened to me, fairly recently, in the supermarket.

Rightly or wrongly, he felt ashamed of me when I explained why.

I don't understand why he felt ashamed. I understand ashamed of it happening to the person. I would bet that every human of any age, young or old has done this at some point.

As humans, life happens and life goes on!!!

Here I Sit Broken Hearted Tried To Shit But Only Farted.

I remember my Dad doing that. We were building a fence and all of a sudden he turned and left. I had no idea why until I got in the house!

The older I get, the more impromptu poop situations I have. When I'm outside alone I can just duck off into the trees. But I've had a few situations driving or with people or I'm in town and can't do that. So I've been making sure to wear a diaper everytime the risk is there.

It sure has! I had to buy a cleaning machine to remove the stain from my computer chair. The latest entry in the soggy wind saga.

The washing machine cleans the poop out of the bathrobe and other things. It happens often enough. I make huge farts. Sometimes they are juicy.

Has happened to me, fairly recently, in the supermarket.

It was bad enough that I felt the need to fart in public, but I was mortified when I followed through.

Rightly or wrongly, he felt ashamed of me when I explained why.

@MaryJo

Just let them rip! Nothing to be ashamed of.

Dirty trick.

I have a friend Zofia . She is always playing tricks on me and making me the joke.

When we sleep together sometimes I have to get up and go poop early in the morning. So I do.

Then go back to the bed without cleaning up. I gently roll her over and then streak the sheet on her side and roll her back on it.

Then go wash my bum and get back in bed.

When she gets up she sees the poop streak and has a fit. Zofia is a very clean person and never does things like poop in a bed.

I watch her go nuts and try to wipe it up making it worse. Then she washes the bed. She is very smart but still has not figured out what I am doing. I am not telling either.

It's happened a couple of times in my life. I'd be surprised if there is anyone who hasn't gambled and lost at least once in their life.

@Bad_Princess - Oh my gosh I thought I was the only one who's made skid marks on the sheets!! I did it once as I was scooting around on the massage table to lie face down. Thankfully the therapist was totally understanding about it as I've related in other posts. I helped her remove and replace the sheets before I left.

It doesn’t happen on a regular basis but maybe once a year. Not sure why but maybe diet

Slightly similar happened to me yesterday. Been recovering from something viral and I've been coughing a lot. A lot a lot. This past weekend I started getting a bit worse. Mild diarhrea, more coughing, and general uck. Yesterday I was at work (field based job) and started coughing and suddenly had to poop. Coughed some more, hard, and I felt a tiny squirt escape. Ended up happening a couple other times yesterday too.