Went to Fart and pooped instead

Has this ever happened to you? I was cutting the grass, fortunately I had on long pants!!! It was very loose. I continued to finish the lawn. It's a good thing no one was home

Has this ever happened to anyone else? At least I was close to home!!!!!!!

I think this happens to everybody at least a few times during a lifetime.

It's called a shart and yes it happens to everyone sooner or later. ????

Well let me be the first lady to openly talk about it. Yes it has happened to me a few times. I so hate that too. I am one of those people who poop once a week, so having a shart just doesn't happen to me. The two times it did happen to me I was sick both times, both times with colitis actually. Lucky for me I was alone when it happened and or in the shower. Didn't make it any less embarrassing though, even though I was alone.

Mashie

I will admit I had a shart a few months ago. I thought I was just going to let some gas out and I felt some wet stuff escape. Yuk!

I was walking back home for about 2 miles and I hated the wet feeling I had between my cheeks. I could not wait to get my pants off and wipe and wash. It is really unusual that something like that happens to me.

Amethyst, right? That sort of stuff just doesn't happen to us women quite as often as it does to the boys. Not saying it doesn't happen, I just don't think it happens as much. I think it's because, or it would make sense to me that the reason for this is because men have no problem just letting them rip. We women often times try to fart in private, lol.

Mashie

Yeah Mashie I agree! I just try to let gas out real slow so nobody knows I have done it. If I think it is something liquid I just keep myself clenched shut just in case. But that one must have sneaked up on me because it had me fooled until I felt it was wet. Hahaha

I was glad I was not too far from home and I could get clean because I really hated it.

Men do just let go I think. I am always afraid to just let it go in case it makes an embarrassing noise!

Exactly, or an embarrassing smell, lol.

Mashie

Hahaha Well there is the sneaky bit isn't it? If there is not too much gas let out I hope it will be harder to smell and notice!

Do you think men or women enjoy wet or messy diapers more. I am a man and enjoy it, when it happens.

Reminds me of an old rhyme: Here I sit so broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted, then one day I had the chance, tried to fart but shit my pants.

Walker shaw, that was brilliant! I have never heard that before, I'm still laughing. Thanks for making me laugh tonight. You ROCK!

Mashie

The first part has been a staple of men's room stall walls for years, but I've never heard the second part before, either. I love it.

Hi

My ex used to avoid pooping when there was anyone else in the house. This would lead her into a series of farts as the pressure grew. In public I would ask her loudly if 'she wanted the toilet?' That was me in the dog house (spare room) for a week!

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Yes this has happened to me four times already this summer. It's not always just a fart feeling but an instant BM without any warning. My job requires me to work outside in any and all weather conditions without a real restroom any where close.. It's been an uncomfortable summer at work because of the hot humid days and wearing diapers because of my incontinence. My company furnishes Gatorade to help deal with the heat and stay hydrated. I'm assuming that drinking lots ofGatorade is the cause of a very loose messy accidents which I hate. Thankfully this has only happened once so far at work, the other times I was at home after work to deal with the cleanup.

Per Jack Nicholson in the Bucket List: "Never trust a fart!"

Hi

My ex used to avoid pooping when there was anyone else in the house. This would lead her into a series of farts as the pressure grew. In public I would ask her loudly if 'she wanted the toilet?' That was me in the dog house (spare room) for a week!

I'm assuming the key word here is EX. I've had it happen once and it does lend new meaning to the old often quoted saying "Never trust a fart" Shit happens!

Guilty as charged... Happened twice; once a semi diarrhea set in after I ate a few really hot chillies and didn't expect that reaction from my guts, second time because of an incomplete enema expulsion 😃

Fortunately was at home both times...

Happened a few times in my life but only once, a few years ago, was it a total disaster but fortunately I was home for that. My spouse has IBS and at least once a year a she has a really bad accident that begins with "I thought it was just going to be a fart . . ."

Don't know what's happening with my guts today, but i woke twice during the night with what felt like a fart brewing. It really seemed like i needed to shit, but when i sat on the pot neither happened. Now i'm up. i still feel i need to do one or the other and i'm thinking i will have to wear a nappy/diaper when i go out later.

It’s happened a few times, but recently has happened more often as I’m now on medication for type 2 diabetes, and one of the side effects is softer poo and gas.

Sure has. The most embarrassing one was at a Asian fusion buffet. I was eating all sorts of new things and drinking beer. Bad combination. I had my usual gassy barn yard farts that sort of squeel out I lean over and ease it out gently or just let er rip if I have enough beer in me. I wear skirts no under wear just above the knee or Lolita so there is not a lot of coverage . This time it went Spruurt tumy rumble Glop. and on the chair. I was upset . My friends especially my besty Lady Grey all looked at me and started laughing . I said . O dear I have shit myself .So I stand up and wipe at the chair with my napkin then her napkin it makes it cleaner but still slimy as the shit dribbles down my leg. I walk funny to the bath room to clean up taking the shitty napkins with me . After giving the skirt a quick wipe and wash from the toilet and drying my ass under the hand drier I make my way back to the table to find a new clean chair at my place . I se e the shitty one at the table near us. I want to tell the Server there is shit on the chair every one is going no no SHHH ! I don't like this. A coupe come in to be seated And I say quietly no dont sit there it is a shitty chair at the man. He yells at me WHATS your problem there is nothing wrong with this chair you drunk bitch. I yell at him its shitty I know because I made it! All of my friends are laughing like mad Idiots.. He looks at me like I am meat to eat so I just say OK and put my hands up.He sits down on it . Then looks surprised and closes his eyes and gets up puling his pants from his ass .

He goes to the bar . The server comes over over and takes the chair away and replaces it with another one . I see him go to the washroom. He comes back to the table and gives me a real You fucking Ass hole look. We keep having our drinking and eating party.

@Bad_Princess, you are a naughty naughty naughty young lady! I love it . . .

I don't get gas ,nor do I get reminders due to nerve damage ,so you have yo assume any rumbles from my gut are due to deposits, I dont know when they will happen ,I do know they will happen .

Yes it has happened to me a few times this year. I am into very heavy anal play. I can go to 4-in in diameter pretty easily. But it has led to some side effects. Because I was spotting my underwear on a regular basis from residual lubricant and a few times fully s******* myself I started to wear panty liners to save my underwear. That has led to a new fetish of mine. I actually enjoy the feeling of the big panty liner pads between my thighs.

Ha Ha,it happens to a friend of mine on the way home from the hydroplane races in N Tonawanda ,NY ,they had a big corn roast sat nite,”all you can eat” ,and we were towing back Sunday evening to NH. And he stopped ,I asked him what was wrong and he said “ I thought I had to fart but I messed my pants” ! and told me to go on! What a hoot!.Corn,just like Beer, you never own it, you just rent it!! Jerry.

Believe me, it gets worse as we all get younger!!

Believe me, it gets worse as we all get younger!!

Or as my Doc once said, “As we become less young.” This thread reminded me of an old poem.

“Here I sit broken hearted, had to poop but only farted.

Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart but shit my pants!”

Has happened to me, fairly recently, in the supermarket.

It was bad enough that I felt the need to fart in public, but I was mortified when I followed through.

Fortunately I was wearing a dress so no one could tell, but I was with my father and was like "Dad we need to go, NOW."

Rightly or wrongly, he felt ashamed of me when I explained why.

Pringles potato chips. I was starving, so I gobbled down about 3/4 of a full can. My bowels/digestive system, and Olean, do not get along.

Hilarity ensued..