Nurses and erections

Geez some need to get a grip...It's one thing to get the flick but if a kindly nurse was to relieve u I'd bet you'd think all ya christmas's had cum at once...Reminds me of that well known line--when the dick goes hard the brain goes numb...Be honest !.

Say what? Did I miss something? I must be getting senile...

Say what? Did I miss something? I must be getting senile...

Join the club

I just ignore erections unless the guy tries to get me interested, then I ask a female nurse to take that assignment. I will not get into a confrontation with a guy or let him try to bully or threaten me because of his sexual behavior.

It all depends on the situation. Even then it would be seldom that a Nurse would go any further then her inner thoughts concerning a guys erection. Also it depends if the chemistry is there between her and the patient. Also the nature of his illness, his looks, personality, socio-economics, lots of things come into the overall picture. However if all the elements are there something may happen after his discharge. Perhaps a date with dinner and a movie which was what happened for me a few years ago after being in hospital for three days for a procedure. This was before that same surgery became an outpatient day surgery procedure. In other words she got to see the goodies and decided she wanted to explore it more. All the chemistry was there.

I'm an RN and erections are very rare.

+ most of the time they are sick anyway.

I'm an RN and erections are very rare.

+ most of the time they are sick anyway.

You and I know that, but many men think their penises inflate for no sexual reason much more often than they actually do.

Most nurses that i know are only interested in erections which involve a builder and a new house

When pulling down my pants before bending over a receptionist's lap for an injection, she told me not to be embarrassed because she had "seen it all before". She later told me that it was normal for boys of all ages to have erections when standing up after their shots but not before bending over her lap to get them.

When pulling down my pants before bending over a receptionist's lap for an injection, she told me not to be embarrassed because she had "seen it all before". She later told me that it was normal for boys of all ages to have erections when standing up after their shots but not before bending over her lap to get them.

I'm still wondering where in the UK any receptionist would have been hands-on involved in any capacity when dealing with patients.

Men can get erections over a lot of things. I remember one young man they brought into trauma. He had been at his girlfriends house and Daddy came home. He jumped out the window which was two floors up. The father heard a crash and ran down the stairs. As he opened the door he sees the kid trying to right his bike to get away. I say trying because the report we got was the kid kept falling off of his bike. The father called 911 for the boys safety. Well the ambulance got there first and did an assessment of the boy and put him in a neck collar. They were not sure why the boys equilibrium was off. Once he got to trauma we cut his clothes off and ran labs all the normal things. The police said they could not charge him because he was a year younger than the girl and they were both minors. So they were going to let the parents work it out. The boy was begging for his hands to be free and the doctor said it was alright. The boy was unruly and kept masturbating in front of all of the young nurses. Well not exactly in front of them. But they kept catching him when they would go to check on him. I walked in on him and told him that if he wants to use that when he gets older he better knock it off.

Also when I worked OB/GYN I would see men get erections when their wife was getting examined. It reminded me a lot of what I see here. It was obvious on some and they did not care. It was like they were not even embarrassed. Even on some the woman or girlfriend was in labor. It isn't that we were trying to see but some guys were huge. Either that or they had socks in their pants. Never the less we kept doing our job and never stared or mentioned it. I was hit on more than just a few times at the nurses station or in the hall. Some guys are bold and you hint that they hadn't had any in some time. They knew it would be at least six weeks maybe. They would say,"oh what am I going to do?" and like stick it out there with their hips so you could see. We would not reply and start doing charts or something. Then when they walked away we would talk about it. Usually to the tune of,"well that marriage won't last what an asshole".

I'm still wondering where in the UK any receptionist would have been hands-on involved in any capacity when dealing with patients.

Me too, but this is receptionist deal is getting to be so old I was going to save the wear and tear on my keyboard and not say anything . . . but I just had to now! 😁 😁 😁

Out of the subject (kinda) is erection make it easier to insert a Foley?

The only painful thing in my after surgery was the removal of the tube out of my member (the insertion and my pubic hair removal was done after I was out in the o.r)

It's really about the same erect or flaccid.

The correct position to hold the penis during catheter insertion is UP, in the "erection" position anyway because it straightens the urethra.

The penis should NOT point down during insertion.

You and I know that, but many men think their penises inflate for no sexual reason much more often than they actually do.

It's residual fear from back when we were adolescents and things seemed as though they could get embarrassing at the drop of a hat. Though even back then I think my penis stayed under control at the doctor's.

"Mashie" You have not said where you were a nurse, in a hospital or a cininc or at a doctor's office or in your own office ?

during all your years of nurse, I presume that you have been sometimes face to male teenagers or young men for regular examination as for instance to have a form signed to practice sports or for an injury or any other diseases ?

according to your experience, would they had more easily an erection than an adult, experienced and mature man and how did they feel , more embarrassed ? blushing?

and what do you tell to them or do to make them be more comfortable or to stop the erection

I'm still wondering where in the UK any receptionist would have been hands-on involved in any capacity when dealing with patients.

Two words: No. Where.

I'm still wondering where in the UK any receptionist would have been hands-on involved in any capacity when dealing with patients.

Two words: No. Where.

Infection control and PPE would significantly limit what a receptionist can do.

I have experience about that.. so embarrassing getting an erection when get medical exam..

I had some expecially during long examinations such as transurethral US or urodynamics procedures involving prolonged manipulations. In a few times erection was due to the nurse rubbing the glans while keeping retracted the penis which takes too long as needed. One time I had an erection but they need to finish the procedure and the repositioning of the instrument was very embarassing because of the unavoidable sexual stimulation. Everytime nurses were professional asking me to relax and when possible interrupting the exam for a few minutes.

As an adult, I only remember my penis exposed in front of two nurses. The first was a nurse assisting during a urologic procedure. I did not hae an erection. The second was only time(s) i had erection(s) in front of a nurse, but she was my girfriend and later, my wife, at those times.

Hot nurses/doctors are literally the one thing I can't control myself to not get a boner. Only had 2 such real life encounters so far though. The first was when a young dentist was internshipping (or only working there for a short time) at my (male) dentist's office, she was so hot. A petite blonde with a soft voice and the face mask made it even hotter. It's a shame I only got to see her once. The other one was at the vet office, there were several highly attractive young vet nurses in stylish burgundy smock overalls running around. If I wouldn't have been there accompanying my mom with her injured cat, I would have approached at least one of them 😉 Obviously had pants on on both occasions, so they likely didn't notice my erection, and if so, they just ignored it.

So what does being gay got to do with anything Stephen?

I’m going to ask our urologist‘s nurse/PA if men sometimes sport erections during exams, cath changes or procedures like cystoscopes. She’s pretty straightforward and wouldn’t be offended if I asked. Male Zity members probably aren’t a good representation of the overall population and may “rise” to the occasion more often. Just my humble opinion.

I got a rigid cystoscopy at Kaiser once. They put me on a table in stirrups, squirted my urethra full of numbing gel, then put a clamp on behind my glans so the stuff didn't leak out. I had to wait 10 min for the gel to work. The gel and the sensation of the clamp gave me a very hard erection. My wife was sitting there watching the whole thing while snickering that I'm the one in stirrups with a raging hard on. I don't know if anyone has ever seen a rigid cystoscope, but it is VERY curved. So much so that there is no way its going get through a very hard penis. The murse came in and she smirked and asked if i was having a good time. Well, she left and came back with a cold pack, activated it, and immediately wrapped it around my scrotum 😱. I deflated in seconds. She had an assistant hold it in place until the dr came in. I was afraid that I was going to get frost-bitten testicles before it was removed.

I recently had a hemorrhoidectomy after less invasive treatments failed. I was given a spinal and awake for the procedure. Beforehand they asked me to give consent for some nursing students to observe and I thought ok they’ll just see my butt and the incisions. Well I go into the procedure room and I’m given the spinal and I’m lying on the table while it takes effect and I’m thinking this isn’t the same table I bent over and my butt was raised up in the air. The nurse comes in and hooks some things up at the end of the table and says ok scoot down here to the end of table as I see her extending the stirrups. I was thinking oh oh as I slid down and she took one leg at a time into position and secured them with Velcro and then swung them out as far as they could go. I’m lying there fully exposed and she says I have to sterilize you and I nodded. Then she said I’ll let the doctor know you’re ready. Then the female surgeon comes in followed by 3 nursing students around 21-25 years old and her nurse assistants. They position themselves off to the right but I notice they are all staring at my genitalia. Much to my chagrin I can’t feel anything from the waist down but I can tell by the looks on the students faces I have a full erection. The doctor became annoyed and said to one of the assistants please put up a screen so the patient isn’t visible but I knew it was so I could not see. I don’t know how long I was erect but one of the nurse assistants said after it was over that it wasn’t a good procedure for you to allow students and smiled. I said I assumed I was just my butt exposed

Happened to me with a female physician who was doing a hernia check as part of a company physical. I was so very embarrassed by what happened and she could obviously sense how I felt (both physically and mentally). The next thing I knew was she took me off to a private room and asked me if I was in any pain by what happened and needed some sort of relief from the situation. Dumb me said that I was ok and absolutely fine. She however did not let up and talked about how she could do a digital prostate exam for me, which she said was also an important test. I knew what a digital prostate exam detailed but she took the liberty to explain it thoroughly to me. Needless to say all this talk was only making my situation get worse. Sorry to say that nothing further happened and I took cold shower when I got home!

Depending on where one practiced, I would assume that seeing a male with an erection is rather common, and likely divided by age groupings. I am going to wager a bet that among teenage boys it is very prevalent, especially during a genital exam and should the exam involve a degree of nudity. Thereafter, say 23 plus, the likelihood is less common and more under the control of the patient.

When I asked her what she did she smiled and said that she would grab hold of the erect penis with one hand and then then with her other hand take her thumb and middle fniger and thwack the guy's testicles one time to each ball, She said that would almost always immediatley make the erection go down. and the guy would behave himself from that point on. She said the pained expression on their faces was priceless!

And she called herself a nurse? I don't know how I'd react to a masochist like her.

I've had guys get erections when cathing them. Prior to inserting a catheter, it's protocol to use a full pack of wipes to thoroughly clean the area, essentially the whole penis and testicles and around them. Then when after laying a sterile field, the tip of the penis around the urethra is cleaned with iodine 3 times. i've had a lots of guys begin to get aroused, never had one get fully erect. Would have to wait till He went down to insert a catheter if that happened. i imagine it's embarrassing for Him, especially with a male nurse, but i act as if business as usual, no big deal. If i sense they want me to say something, i just explain that it's a normal response to touch.