Children finding your toys

As a child, I was into everything. I found in my parents closet an assortment of vibrators and toys. At that age I didn't know what they were. I didn't ask them because I knew I wasn't supposed to be in their room.

If your child found any of your toys and inquired as to what they were what would be your response?

I really don't know... so I make sure to keep all my stuff (dildo stuff, lubes and enema equipment) hidden when our little granddaughter is here. I wouldn't want to have to explain to a four-year old what this stuff is for. I also wouldn't want to lie. So I can only hope that she won't search my drawers and that *special* bag (which looks harmless enough from the outside).

I still think the funniest one was when my parents showed up at the house unexpectedly and we didn't have time to put anything away...my Shepard, who loves to chew all things rubber, came running out to the living room with a 'special surprise' in her mouth, going to town on it. Aparantly she had opened our bedroom door and found a whole bunch of new 'toys' to play with...my parents died laughing.

When I was a kid my cousin and I found my aunts big dildo while looking for my uncles dirty magazine stash in his closet. Actually she had an even bigger one that was "hidden in plane site". It looked like a religious statue on one side, and like a gigantic cock and balls if you turned it around. She had it standing "religious side out" on her dresser. At that age I think we only had an inkling of what it might have been used for, or knew what it was used for but did not think anybody would actually use it... I do recall we got a good laugh out of it though.

About five years ago, our daughter, then 15 came home from a sleepover party a day early and walked in on my husband and me in the middle of an S&M scene when I was flogging and chastising at my husband. She saw lot of our equipment that was out as well as my husband and me practically naked. We ended up showing both our daughters 15 and 12 just about everything in our equipment room--dildos, rope, chain, enema equipment, leather, my latex clothing--you name it. We showed both of them because a year earlier we were confronted by them about what was in the locked room adjoining our bedroom that has a separate alarm zone that they have never been in. The 11 year old said we must be hiding "kinky stuff." The 15 year old would have told the 12 year old what she saw anyway, so we showed them the goods.

I posted this about these events five to six years ago.

We don't have children, but we do have parents and grandparents. Both groups of individuals (parents and grandparents) have attempted to be helpful by tidying our house/room when we're away, or by changing our sheets and got quite a surprise. The best surprise, however, was saved for my husband and I - we came home once and found my father using our (brand new, thankfully) Hitachi wand to get a kink (wink) out of his neck. I've never been more relieved to see my father using a brand new previously unboxed item belonging to me. The horror!

My daughter and her cousin found mine, that was the time for "the talk"

Just found this out from a friend.

Last week her 8yr old daughter came home with a drawing of a penis a "friend" gave her at school, and asked her mother what it was. Aparantly a child at school asked her if she liked chocolate hot dogs or vanilla hot dogs. Confused by the question, she told them she liked the regular kind. They told her that was good because if she had said chocolate that would have meant she would have to suck a black mans penis. Of course she asked the little brats what a penis was and they gave her a drawing and told her to ask her mother. As expected her mother flipped out, and then told her the basics of the sex talk.

I hope my children don't find out about sex because another child was teasing them in such a way. Kids these days are dressing and acting older and older. You are not a mini adult, or a mini stripper, so why do you need to wear slut clothes and make up to elementary school?

(I know this has nothing to do with toys and a little to do with giving the talk to kids, but i thought it would be a funny story to share with you. It certainly cracked me up.)

I haven't had a child find anything, but I did find toys that my uncle had. They were those vibrators you would see in ads where a woman used one "to relieve muscle tension." It was hard white plastic. I'm glad to say that a few years later, I found he had graduated to rubber dildoes and a rather sizeable butt plug. I know he had a much better experience than with that old white plastic.

I had one find a butt plug but was thankfully too young to know. I have had the cleaning ladies find my dildo/ butt plug stash though. A bit embarrassing yet I was secretly turned on.

I am single with no children so I don't have to worry about this. But I would say depending on the age of the child determines what you should or should not explain.

I was at a friends house helping her pack to move. She had her son 12 and some guy friends along with other people there. All of a sudden her son came out of her room to the living room with two vibes. A normal size flesh colored one and a thin blue one. He had them going and said,"look everyone buzzers". She turned twenty shades of red. Before anyone else said anything a girl in her late teens took them from him and said,"those are for women". Her mother was there also. Needless to say the situation had a lot of people blushing. Her mother said,"young lady what do you know about those type of things"? The mother said it was time for the talk and my friend said she agreed. Then one of the guys picked them up and started whistling the tune to that Clint Eastwood cowboy movie and acting like they were guns. My friend took them from the guy and threw them in the trash. Later she told me that she had kept them between the mattress and box spring. One of the guys told the boy to strip the bed so they could move it. She later confessed that she pulled the vibes out of the trash bag. There was nothing in the trash bag but old papers. I had to throw that last part in so nobody would think she was gross. Plus she made sure she told me that as well. LOL

When our daughter was 15 and our son was 14, we discovered that one of our adult videos was missing from its hiding place. It was one of those very explicit 'fuck and suck' type videos which hubby had purchased. My choices are the romantic erotic type. Anyway, our problem was knowing which kid had borrowed it. We watched closely and it got put back at a time when only the daughter was in the house. She admitted to taking it and she and some of her friends watched it. We went through the talk about them being adult movies as adults have more life experiences to separate reality from fiction.

Most of all you've got to hide it from the kids.

- Simon and Garfunkel

If I had kids, I would certainly want my privacy. Our sex lives and activities are none of their business. So I can relate to the feeling that a lot of things must be kept secret from them.

But children are inquisitive by nature, and it is nothing personal when they snoop around, ask too many questions and pry. It is ironic how so many kids are not allowed to know anything about sex, which just ends up distorting their perception of it and making them think it is such a big deal when they finally discover the big secret.

. . . .I hope my children don't find out about sex because another child was teasing them in such a way. . . . .

You better have "the talk" before they are in first grade (5-6 years old).

^^^ Especially if they are riding the elementary school bus. Six year olds learn a lot about life from the eleven year olds.

Two years ago my nephew was on my flat . He was 4years old then. I was in bathroom and forgot to lock my cupboard. When i came back he was playing with a dildo . Well by playing i meant he was trying to understand what exactly it is.

I told him " just like you play with your toy car , That Thing You are holding is my car. And No body takes my car"

~cookie

Hi Cookie!!

That's cute!! 'Reminds me of back when......I was in Grade school and a friend said a kid was "Playing with a condom!!" and one of the Nuns saw him!! (We were in Catholic school!!) He was playing around with it blowing it up like a "balloon!!" She sent him to one of the Priests who eventually figured out the kid didn't know what it "Really" was and thought it was just a "Funny Balloon!!" those were the daze!!!

with a "Twist!!!!,"

highwater

We never had kids so everything is kept in bedside tables or bathroom drawers. I really would not like having to hide stuff from kids but I can see you would have to do it. But I can remember when I was kid I was a snooper and I found my dad's condoms which were not really hidden too well. But of course my parents were not really the sex toy types either and they predated the sex toy era.

A couple of years ago I went to my nieces birthday party. The house was full of kids with moms in their early thirties. Well, as the festivities went on I decided to come inside and sit in the air conditioned den. Well, like I said tons of kids running in and out. All of the sudden I see two kids at end of the couch playing with what seemed to be a couple of dildos?? I said to myself it can't be. So, I got up and these two 4 year olds were playing with a playable and a plastic dildo? It seems it fell out of some purses left on the couch.. I went to my niece and she about flipped out. She nicely took these and what amazed me she knew to whom they belonged to. This girl by looking at her you'd never think she would be the one. She smiled and removed her purse. So, one never knows. Now, everytime I hear about a kids party It makes me wonder.

.... So, I got up and these two 4 year olds were playing with a playable and a plastic dildo? It seems it fell out of some purses left on the couch.. I went to my niece and she about flipped out. She nicely took these and what amazed me she knew to whom they belonged to. This girl by looking at her you'd never think she would be the one. She smiled and removed her purse.

Ha ha ha ha ... totally hilarious. This would make for a great scene in a TV show or movie ... Little Miss Perfect and her traveling dildo ... what's even more delectable is taking a dildo around in a purse. For an emergency while out shopping or waiting in traffic maybe ... ha ha ha.

That is an excellent story! My favorite part:

I said to myself it can't be.

Very well-placed. It made me stop reading for a second and just laugh.

Anyway I can't imagine leaving a purse unattended around one 4 year old, let alone a house full of them. Regardless of whether the purse contained dildos. That is just asking for trouble. As for the fact that this woman was carrying her dildos around in her purse at a children's party, that is an odd situation. But it makes sense if she just wanted to have the toys with her for moral support. You need a lot of moral support at something such as a house full of little kids.

She should have just kept the toys in a better hiding place!

Youtube the Wobbly Sausage video if you want a humorous view of this

I can just picture someone like Larry David trying to talk a woman out of having a kid by telling her: you know if you have a kid, it's just a matter of time before he snoops through all your stuff and finds your vibrator.

And then 10 years later, the kid finds the mom's vibrator and she blames Larry David.

Go to the following link and there you will find a short video on kids finding adults toys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXaiPxx7zbM

I like that one!

Ha ha ha ... not a light saber, but still cool ...

My daughter found my vibrator a couple of months ago. Being only 5 she didn't know what it was. She had opened it and found the batteries so I told her it was a kind of flashlight. She had no more interest so that was the end of it. I am more careful where I keep it now though.

That light saber video is the funniest thing I have ever seen, especially the look on the mom's face. I do suspect that her friend was thinking "I hope mine is hidden well enough."

Locking "Erik" file cabinets from IKEA in the closet work for me. They have several models to choose from.

As a teenager I found my parents vibrators and several nude pics of my mom nude and showing her pussy. At first I was shocked. Then I masturbated to the pics using their vibrators.