Euphemisms for sexual activity

From a well-known US movie “A League of Their Own,” (1992) about the US women's professional baseball league during WWII, one of the baseball scouts says he’s going home, taking a shower and giving the Mrs. a “pickle tickle.”

BTW, great movie if you haven’t seen it and are in the mood for a sports comedy.

Eric

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-American_Girls_Professional_Baseball_League

Thanks @ericmacson for the film recommendation

Ditto @ericmacson what TA said. Will try to find that movie tonight. Here are a few eupenmisms from the web:

• Taking old one eye to the optometrist
• Sending out for sushi
• Bringing an al dente noodle to the spaghetti house

Hey, @Rigel and @That_Australian - even without the fleeting pickle reference, it’s really a brilliant comedy and very touching in places. I’ve seen it at least 6-8 times. Happy watching! Sorry no enemas or other kinks I noticed, but it’s worth it without them.

Eric

My group of buddies always referred to it as “Whacking The Canoe”. My girl heard it once and rolled her eyes but afterward, occasionally, when she was horny, she would say “How about us having a couple whacks at the canoe!”

It's referred to often on some Zity threads as “a canoe ride” - relating to oral sex.

My group of buddies always referred to it as “Whacking The Canoe”. My girl heard it once and rolled her eyes but afterward, occasionally, when she was horny, she would say “How about us having a couple whacks at the canoe!”

It's referred to often on some Zity threads as “a canoe ride” - relating to oral sex.

I thought I’d heard of most of them, but never this one - kind of cute, pretty inoffensive and benign for public usage, but where did canoe come from?

Eric

P.S. I love the GF comment about having a couple of canoe whacks - PRICELESS.

“Goin' porking” . . .in a sentence — You could do with a darn good porking

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Waxing the Carrot

Hiding the Salami, Rumpity Pumpity (from the Middle Ages!), Horizontal Tango, Kielbasa in the Can.

Riding a woody on a Sunday afternoon

This one's been noted before - but I found the reference for it. We watched "Grumpy Old Men with Jack Lemon and Walter Matheau. They are prodding Chuck the Bait Shop Owner (Ossie Davis) as to how far he got with Ariel (Ann Margaret) when he went over to her house. Grandpa Gustafson (Burgess Meredith) comments:

“Looks like Chuck's taking old one-eye to the optometrist”!

Doing the deed was the go to when I was younger.

When I was a teenager we said “going all the way.”

Slang for Masturbation:

“Shaking hands with the unemployed”

Dipping your wick and getting some honey on your stinger come to mind.

Messing around or wanna mess around!

“Afternoon Delight” was also a 1976 song by the Starland vocal band.

I've always kinda liked the phrase “mattress dancing” from the Dixie Chicks song, “Sin Wagon”.

Two backed beast, I thought for sure that would be mentioned. Balling was quite popular term in high school. A waterbed store owner had the personal license plate BALL for several years before it was banned.

Gettin down n dirty 😁

🦘

Some euphemisms for anal sex:

• Spearing the chocolate starfish
• Spear fishing for doodoo sharks
• Turd burgling
• The catholic priest is in the rectory
• Fudge packing

Another euphemism for anal sex:

“Uphill Gardening”

As a teenager I used “vo-dee-o-do-do" which I believe I first heard on Laverne and Shirley, or “Zorkita zorkita” which I adapted from Robin Williams character, Mork of Mork and Mindy. I would often think, it sure would be fun to “zorkita zorkita” with Pam Dawber! I always went for that beautiful girl next door look, and it always seemed they were played by brunettes. I eventually married one and been vo-dee-o-do-doing her for over thirty years now. ❤️ 😜 😈 😁

How about getting lucky?

and for anal sex, Hershey hiway

Just remembered something else. When talking about fingering my girlfriend, I would say I was getting into the cream puff.

Another euphemism for anal sex: Chocolate Speedway Boogie. 😁

I just ask my wife if she wants to “do the hokey pokey”. She usually does.

My top 5 fav “Humper in the dumper” “Snapper in the crapper” “Popper in the pooper” “Hit er in the $hitter” “Going to get down in brown town”

I thought I’d heard of most of them, but never this one - kind of cute, pretty inoffensive and benign for public usage, but where did canoe come from?

@ericmacson , I've heard the clitoris referred to as “bald man in a canoe”. Maybe canoe is referring to the labia.

There are some pretty funny euphemisms for the penis. We used to play this song on IRC https://youtu.be/jQU1O59CXE0

I've come upon an unusual term for this in an old country song by Cliff Carlisle.

He uses ‘doing the nasty swing’ as a euphemism. At least that is my take on the meaning.

You can judge for yourself in the otherwise generally mildly lewd song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxG4fsYqw9E