Women who like to pee standing up

I asked my partner recently if she ever peed standing up. She looked at me blankly, and said no, in a tone that implied I was being absurd.

She isn't aware of the fact that I watch peeing websites that provide videos of thousands of women, peeing indoors, outdoors, on one another, etc.

I must say the ones doing it standing always look like they are enjoying the experience, but I could be putting my own spin on that .My favourite isn't even standing. It's leaning back with one arm on the ground for support, and the other hand spreading the lips, with legs wide apart. The resulting pee shoots up in a lovely arc. I must conclude that position is strictly for the camera. I can't imagine a woman peeing in this posture if she isn't being filmed.

I asked my partner recently if she ever peed standing up. She looked at me blankly, and said no, in a tone that implied I was being absurd.

She isn't aware of the fact that I watch peeing websites that provide videos of thousands of women, peeing indoors, outdoors, on one another, etc.

I must say the ones doing it standing always look like they are enjoying the experience, but I could be putting my own spin on that .My favourite isn't even standing. It's leaning back with one arm on the ground for support, and the other hand spreading the lips, with legs wide apart. The resulting pee shoots up in a lovely arc. I must conclude that position is strictly for the camera. I can't imagine a woman peeing in this posture if she isn't being filmed.

I think I would just think somebody was being absurd if they thought I ever did it sitting down @ibrox. A lot more than half the time I stand up and all other times I just bend over the toilet. I am a good shot and I do not miss! hehehe

I have done that leaning back posture too just to give my husband a show. That is what it is for really, just putting on a show but just for a bit of fun I have watered the garden a bit a few times by doing it like that!

I think I would just think somebody was being absurd if they thought I ever did it sitting down @ibrox. A lot more than half the time I stand up and all other times I just bend over the toilet. I am a good shot and I do not miss! hehehe

I have done that leaning back posture too just to give my husband a show. That is what it is for really, just putting on a show but just for a bit of fun I have watered the garden a bit a few times by doing it like that!

Ah, @Amethyst , you're an inspiration 😁

I'm assuming when you say "bend over the toilet", you are backing over the bowl, and peeing directly down, as opposed to standing where I expect you are facing the bowl.

I applaud you for not only giving your husband a show, but creating that beautiful arc to water the grass, or maybe just for the hell of it.

That is right @ibrox if I bend over the toilet I have backed over the bowl and I just hover there and piss straight down. My husband likes that kind of a show too! Hehehe

If I stand I face the bowl and I just aim it into the water. My mum does it this way too and she taught me when I was really little that I could choose, so really I have been doing a lot of standing over toilets all of my life. I think it is just easy.

I have tried it sitting but I just do not like it. Some times I squat if I do it outside somewhere but really I prefer standing when I am outside too.

I though women who pee standing up where sprinker tinklers...i mean guys can control where its going with theyre penis....do women need bomb aimers?

I though women who pee standing up where sprinker tinklers...i mean guys can control where its going with theyre penis....do women need bomb aimers?

Hahaha @nichty. Well we are not just all the same. I do not really sprinkle and I do a good stream so standing to have a wee works for me. I think it is a good idea just to wipe my labia before I do it because I think it helps. I wipe after too, I mean I am not doing everything in the wrong order lol

I think it is a good idea just to wipe my labia before I do it because I think it helps. I wipe after too, I mean I am not doing everything in the wrong order lol

Amethyst, since I am here to learn, I have to ask. What would wiping BEFORE possibly contribute to the process? 😮

I thought the only important step would be SPREADING the labia, and not much else would help.

Amethyst, since I am here to learn, I have to ask. What would wiping BEFORE possibly contribute to the process? 😮

I thought the only important step would be SPREADING the labia, and not much else would help.

@ibrox I have got big inner labia that get flattened a bit when I put my underwear on, or if I have bikini bottoms on or something that fits close down there. When I have a wipe before it just opens me up a bit and it just gets my labia dry and it gets them parted just a little bit, I think it helps for me. I think I was about 13 when I started doing it

I do not really need to hold my labia spread wide open to do it when I am standing and most times I do not but that is when I get the neatest tidiest stream I admit it. But if I just do it without using my fingers it is still usually very good. My labia still funnel it ok when they are not spread open but my stream comes out different in a flat shape. It is very hard to describe it better so I hope you get what I mean. I still get it to hit the water in the toilet so doing it like that works for me.

Tried wd40 ?

Tried wd40 ?

Hahaha @nichty I do not think I get that stuck together. I do not think my husband would want me to smell of that stuff either, it would be a bit unusual for perfume lol

My labia still funnel it ok when they are not spread open but my stream comes out different in a flat shape. It is very hard to describe it better so I hope you get what I mean.

@Amethyst , I understand completely now. Fascinating. I have watched enough pee videos to have noticed the different streams. There is also a very different effect when I pee with or without my foreskin retracted.

It occurs to me that this must be a field of scientific study, considering someone has to design shower heads, hose nozzles, etc. Not that I'm going back to school, but thank you for your detailed explanations. Great stuff.

A few years back I went to a rock concert at a local high school. Intermission came and many people went to find the bathrooms. I got on line for the men's room and a few moments later, there were two young women standing behind me. I mentioned to them that they were on line for the men's room. They replied they knew that! I said, "Why are you on this line?" and their answer was... "because this line is shorter".

Feeling a little uncomfortable with this, I went into the men's room anyway and they followed me in. As is the case with many school type "boy"s rooms", there was no doors on the toilet stalls. Both females went into one of the stalls and one of them dropped her slacks and sat on a toilet. Her friend then held a jacket in front of her while she did her business in the toilet. Some guys walked into the bathroom and turned around and walked out without emptying their bladder because they were too embarrassed.

Then they switched places and repeated the scene all over again. Back then it was a big deal, but today with a lot of public unisex bathrooms,... it's more of a common site to see women entering and leaving the men's room,... particularly in Las Vegas where I was living for a while.

@Amethyst , I understand completely now. Fascinating. I have watched enough pee videos to have noticed the different streams. There is also a very different effect when I pee with or without my foreskin retracted.

It occurs to me that this must be a field of scientific study, considering someone has to design shower heads, hose nozzles, etc. Not that I'm going back to school, but thank you for your detailed explanations. Great stuff.

Well thank you @ibrox. I answered you on your thread about about retracting the foreskin to pee, I know why you do it because i see my husband do that too. He retracts it just enough to show his opening, or I do it for him if we are being a bit naughty.

@kenr I think your post should really be in the topic about ladies going into the men's toilets because the 2 girls you saw just sat down and they did not stand. Never mind though. I have been in men's toilets 3 times and I have stood in front of the urinals but not with men in there at the time. Well my husband was there but he is mine so he does not count. Hehehe

I'm a sitter when I pee in a toilet, unless it's a public one then a hover will do.

If I'm outside and need to go, I will squat and pee. Trying ever so hard to not get my shoes or pants wet in the process.

Amethyst you amaze me with your skill.

I think I can do a decent job, but it still takes practice, and there is always the chance of an embarrassing failure with pee wetting my jeans and running down my legs. My preference is to hold it in to avoid going at all.

My technique when wearing jeans to go through the fly, like a guy, is to press the edges of the open fly down and around the vaginal lips so they in effect protrude through. Then I use my fingers to open and pull up on the lips so that the pee opening is clear. To pee I will push hard to get a good stream to shoot out, and when I feel my bladder is near empty I will tighten the pee muscles hard to quickly stop the flow. This avoids dribbles, although there is still a small amount anyway, but I wipe that with a tissue. Also I cannot do it wearing most women’s jeans because the zippers are too short. My preferred dress is men’s jeans with a long zipper.

@Amy_K I would not try doing it out of the front of my jeans because I like them tight fitting. They are just too tight to do that and I would not want to get my lips near the zippers. No thank you lol

I'm a sitter when I pee in a toilet, unless it's a public one then a hover will do.

If I'm outside and need to go, I will squat and pee. Trying ever so hard to not get my shoes or pants wet in the process.

Amethyst you amaze me with your skill.

Thank you @MissStress I think a lot more of us could do it standing and it is really easy to tell because if you can do it well in the shower you can learn do it in other places too. I have done it since I was 3 so I learned I could do it really young. I think it needs practice to get confidence though.

When I squat I like to get an angle so I shoot it forward and my shoes do not get sprayed and splashed then. If I just sort of bend over and hover when I am outside I need to keep my feet wide apart anyway really because i can it splashing off the ground. How I do it really depends what I am wearing and where I am. If I am jeans or other trousers I squat if I am outside, if I have got a skirt on or a dress it is easy to stand up and I can just take off my underwear and lift the dress up.

@Amethyst I can relate to getting caught in the zipper and that is a painful experience. That is why I wear loose men's jeans with a decent zipper and am careful with the zipping.

For others who may be interested in learning to stand there is even a web site that explains details for beginners. (Nothing about going through the fly, probably too advanced.)

http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-Standing-up-Without-a-Device

That is a really good web page @Amy_K. Thank you for posting it because I think it is very helpful.

That is a really good web page @Amy_K. Thank you for posting it because I think it is very helpful.

And fascinating even for a man to read, assuming he is as interested in this topic as I am. I really thought this technique would be intuitive, but no harm in diagramming it.

I was a little mystified that that the instructions seemed to regard pee as some sort of deadly toxic waste with lots of cautions about cleaning up etc.

Kudos to the women posting in here. The "standers" may be in a minority at present, and may always be, but speaking for some men, at least, it's interesting........and hot 😁

@ibrox

I am not good at explanations and thought that posting this web site link would help others and also satisfy male curiosity.

It is a shame that pee (and poo) is regarded as a toxic waste. Obviously it could not be very bad if it was inside your body, but our society considers these things disgusting and that is why it is regarded as such. If you think about, pee is almost all water, (at least mine is) with a few harmless chemicals added.

I think most women could stand if they practice a bit first, but they are initially taught to squat or sit, because it is much easier and avoids messing up. I grew up in an all male household and simply imitated my dad and brother. My dad even encouraged me by saying that that I can do anything a boy can do. He even suggested different techniques. I don’t stand all the time, because it is more difficult, requires proper dress (loose jeans with a long zipper) and can be prone to embarrassing failure. Normally I hold it in as long as I can, and then decide whether to stand or go the traditional way.

@Amy_K said

I think most women could stand if they practice a bit first, but they are initially taught to squat or sit, because it is much easier and avoids messing up.

Absolutely. As I've said before on this thread, I've seen many women stand and urinate perfectly well, most being past girlfriends. Mostly, but not exclusively, the setting for this was while in the shower or standing in the bath. However, Amethyst (my wife) isn't unique in standing while outdoors. A few times, a small minority of my past girlfriends have raised skirts after removing their underwear first. A girlfriend I had at the age of 16 was very proficient - and entertaining to watch. 😁

All this does suggest most are quite capable with a little practice. Accidents and failures might be more due to the psychology of doing it in an unusual position rather than due to their anatomy.

Amethyst and her mother should be joined by @Amy_K to run training courses. 😁

Amy K, I did not know men's and women's pants usually have different length zippers. I learn something new every day. Thank you.

Yet another inequality that should be remedied in this world.

But can women pee without opening their pussy ? just stand. why i never see videos of that, that they just stand and pee straightaway. yeah probably it would just dibble down their legs, but still

But can women pee without opening their pussy ? just stand. why i never see videos of that, that they just stand and pee straightaway. yeah probably it would just dibble down their legs, but still

It does not NEED to be open @climaxmarathon. I can do it very well with my labia closed together, it still works. It is just as long as they are not flattened because I have been wearing underwear or a bikini.

Women who dribble and do not do strong streams have got more chance of it going down their leg I think but really I think that is just because they have not practiced. It does not mean that they can not learn and get better though. My husband says I could be used to put out fires so I do not think my streams could be called weak. Hahaha

@climaxmarathon It depends on the woman. The pee hole needs to be unobstructed to avoid messy spraying. Personally I do not need to open the pussy lips if standing with spread legs. But it is extra insurance to avoid messing up.

@Amethyst

what happens if peehole is obstructed. is it more of annoying than anything pleasurable ? well, i thought that a full bladder and stopping the pee somehow would tease. what do you think ? i think the reason why i asked is because it just seems naughty for a girl to not spread out before peeing.

@Amy_K

haha, i see, how large is your peehole then ? yeah, its a turn on for powerful streams

@Amethyst

what happens if peehole is obstructed. is it more of annoying than anything pleasurable ? well, i thought that a full bladder and stopping the pee somehow would tease. what do you think ? i think the reason why i asked is because it just seems naughty for a girl to not spread out before peeing.

@climaxmarathon It does depend on the woman, @Amy_K is right. Women need to try things and just find out what works best for them. If I did it with my labia flattened, my pee hole is obstructed. I mean if I try doing it like that standing in the bath the force of it coming out would open me a bit but my labia would still not be straight. I would not piss in a good stream but it would be a bit more messy with some spraying. That would be really annoying if I was not in the bath or shower but somewhere else. But if my labia are straight then all is good and I am confident it will work with my legs well spread. My labia are big so I think maybe it is harder for me than for women with smaller ones actually. But really it is most important to know your body, find out the way that works for you and just practice.

Kudos to the women posting in here. The "standers" may be in a minority at present, and may always be, but speaking for some men, at least, it's interesting........and hot 😁

I'm quoting myself which is rather immodest of me, but I want to emphasize that we can't get enough of the intricate details of peeing standing up.

You, @Amethyst and @Amy_K , may feel "Didn't I already explain that?......trust me, it is a source of endless fascination to some of us, so you can never explain too much 😁

A question for the ladies. When I pee, I pull my foreskin back to avoid spraying everywhere and to keep myself clean. I have seen numerous women peeing -never standing up, but sitting down. They do not reach down to spread their pussy lip so the stream come out in all directions. Looks really messy. I would think that spreading the lips would produce a straight stream and a lot easier to clean up. Why don't women do this? Do you?? Seems like it would be great for standing up!

@tcman said

A question for the ladies. When I pee, I pull my foreskin back to avoid spraying everywhere and to keep myself clean. I have seen numerous women peeing -never standing up, but sitting down. They do not reach down to spread their pussy lip so the stream come out in all directions. Looks really messy.

@Amethyst will have her own comment to make on this when she sees it, but I feel that the women you've observed urinating don't sound representative of women as a whole in that way. I saw just about all my past girlfriends urinating, and most were usually quite 'tidy' for want of a better word. There could be some amount of spraying, or dribbling, but in general the urine would come out in a reasonable stream. Depending on the woman, it could be a focused stream (much as a man's stream tends to be), a twisting stream that eventually spreads out, or if there is less pressure, it pours out.

Amethyst tends to produce either a focused stream if her labia are parted, or the twisting variety. Either way, her delivery is probably the most powerful I've ever seen - and the most entertaining. 😄

It's also worth saying that if she stands, spreads her labia and lifts to shoot forward rather than down, she can outdistance me. It seems the female plumbing provides an advantage.