Women who like to pee standing up

I'm not sure that it will be long before women will be welcomed in to men's restrooms to use the urinals. That would be all right with me and I'd stand next to them and pee too!

I'm not sure that it will be long before women will be welcomed in to men's restrooms to use the urinals.

That's something else my wife has done. Twice in fact...

The first time was in a bar in the countryside one warm and sunny afternoon, where there were no other customers. My wife was in a naughty, playful mood and sneaked into the gents' toilets with me, and I knew perfectly well what she was going to do. She was wearing a very short skirt, so could just remove her underwear completely and stand at the urinal next to mine! 😄

The second time was more recent, when again she sneaked into the gents' toilets in another bar. This time, there were no individual wall-mounted urinals but instead there was a long metal trough along one wall with a gutter at floor level. Again, she stood next to me, and her urine mixed with mine as it ran along the gutter towards the drain. There were no other men present at the time, but there was always the possibility someone could have entered and caught her. It gave her an extra thrill.

DrZ - I like your wife. Tell her we approve and support her shenanigans.

I love to watch a woman stand and pee. I don't mind if they are a little messy when they do

In the shower, or when I am outdoors in the countryside

I absolutely love to pee standing up, just wish I could stop from peeing on my legs and feet. Grrrr.

Mashie

Mashie, My wife says she has preferred to urinate standing up since she was a little girl, so she has had plenty of practice! I think it helps that her streams are very powerful more often than not. She usually has some amount of dripping from her labia when she is nearly empty, but It isn't often that she gets any down her legs. She has said that she and her mother should run training courses! 😁 😁 😁

My wife is certainly not the only 'stander' I've known and others have been very good at it too, but their techniques have varied. Having observed (and been under!) several past girlfriends, I think my wife would have to agree I'm qualified to give advice here even if I am only a man. 😁

If you practice in the shower, you might try spreading your labia a little bit and see if it makes any difference. I don't know if your lips are quite large like my wife's, or smaller, but it could be worth a try. You might not even need to hold them apart while you are actually urinating. I think you just need to experiment and find what works best for you.

Hookajoe - Comments passed on and graciously appreciated. She says she would love the chance to stand at a urinal again. We will have to see if an opportunity arises ...

There are probably more of us who do out of necessity at times than actually LIKE to pee standing up.

There are probably more of us who do out of necessity at times than actually LIKE to pee standing up.

It sounds as if you do not particularly like it or find it fun. I can only say I have met quite a few who certainly have, and usually they were girlfriends. Some were more experienced at it than others.

One or two others I've known have only done it as a functional thing rather than for fun. My mother would be an example of this. She would often urinate while standing in the bath or shower (and probably still does) but I never heard her make any comment about liking it, disliking it or finding it fun. It was just functional to her as far as I know.

I wasn't referring to peeing standing in the shower. It's no problem there.

I was talking about at a toilet.

I wasn't referring to peeing standing in the shower. It's no problem there.

I was talking about at a toilet.

Sorry, I see what you mean. I can remember 2 past girlfriends who also stood at the toilet sometimes when wearing clothes that allowed it. Another girlfriend would stand and urinate into the toilet only when naked as far as I recall. Never saw her do it when wearing anything. There is another girl I can think of who positioned herself over the toilet with legs bent, but I don't think that really qualifies as standing.

My mother always hovered over the toilet when urinating. Definitely not a sitter.

I piss standing a lot more than half the time. I do not sit ever and if I am not standing I am hovering over the toilet. It depends what I am wearing and where I am which way I decide to do it. I like to stand with my legs spread so that my feet are about 2 feet apart when I can. But if I am wearing jeans or other trousers at home, I some times still stand but I keep my feet just a few inches apart with my trousers down around my ankles and my knees as far apart as I can get them, or I just hover if I think it is too hard to do. I have had a lot of practice but some times it is not really a good idea. A lot of shoes make it too hard if I am wearing trousers so I will just hover over the toilet instead.

My husband wrote a bit about when I sneaked into the men's toilets with him when we were having a drink in a country pub. We went there on a hot sunny day and I just felt like doing something a bit naughty. It was a bit unusual because there was nobody else drinking in there while we were there. We both needed a piss before we left. I know I really did, I was bursting! Well when we walked to the toilets I had a naughty idea and I did not go into the ladies toilets but I followed my husband into the men's. He looked at me with that look that says OMG what is she doing? Hahaha Well I had a short skirt on I remember and a thong under it so when the door was shut I just took my thong off and put it in my bag. I looked at the urinals on the wall. I had never seen those things before. My husband stood in front of one and pulled his penis out. I lifted my skirt up and I stood in front of the one next to him and I think I stood with my feet about 2 feet apart or so. I am tall and I was wearing heels so I was at a good height standing right over the urinal. I let go and I started pissing hard into that thing. It was fun! I could watch my husband pissing into the next one and he was watching me! I do not think he could believe it! Hahaha When I was finished I remember I did not even put my thong back on and because I had no paper I just air dried when we left the pub. It was a bit risky wearing no thong under my skirt but it gave me another thrill. 😃

One of our high school friends that learned enemas from our group had a friend that was practiced at peeing like a boy. She was so proud of it that the neighbor girl brought her around one evening as we gathered after school. "Hey you guys watch her pee!" Whoa! Every one hushed and watched intently. Mind you, we were farm kids, and were keen on how things worked. The girl did not show herself, but pulled up her skirt in front, and seemed to be pulling up from inside her groin and leaning back, pissed on a wood fence at the 3 foot mark! You never heard more ooo's and AAhhhh's.

When I was little, we had one bathroom and all of us could be in there at the same time--three boys and my sister who was the youngest. She saw that the way to do it was to stand up and pee in the toilet, so she did it, too. Since she was so short, she had to stand on the seat. She was a good shot and hit the hole every time, much to our admiration. Finally, my mother told her that girls were supposed to sit, and that was the end of our fun.

hankb

Hankb Why did your mother tell her she was supposed to sit? It is not a rule that must be obeyed. I NEVER sit I only stand or hover over the toilet if I have to. My mum told me properly what I could do so I could make choices. I am a good shot too when I stand. If your sister was a good shot she should still have stood if she wanted to.

Amethyst---My sister was only 2 or 3 at the time, so my mother had control over her. I can only guess that my mother had been taught that way and thought that that was the way all of the women she knew did it, so that was the way to do it. The fact that the question even comes up in this informal survey indicates that it is a matter of controversy, that not all women stand like you do. hankb

Hankb - Your mother's instruction to your sister will have been part of her guidance on what it means to behave in an acceptably feminine manner according to some fairly rigid standards that would still have applied during the times you grew up. No doubt she believed that women always had to wear skirts 100% of the time just as much as she apparently believed women had to sit to urinate 100% of the time. Physically it isn't necessary for women to sit to urinate any more than it is physically necessary for them to wear skirts. It is more a matter of social conditioning that they sit rather than an anatomical necessity, and this 'convention' largely endures, though a few women like my wife break out of that perceived social norm and opt to stand sometimes.

I'm certain my wife deliberately rebels against any convention to sit - just for the hell of it.

Oh no hankb it is like my husband DrZ says. I know I am in a minority for standing. It is just that my mum wanted me to have that choice and I just prefer to do it standing. So does my mum really.

Reading your replys I am asking me what is the best posture to help emptying completely her bladder when a woman is peeing ?

Knowing that for a man it is easier to empty his bladder when peeing standing up.

I think that is a really good question Arthur and I am sure that standing is better for getting empty if you are a girl as well. I know I am properly empty when I have been standing but I think I some times have a bit left in when I hover.

Reading your replys I am asking me what is the best posture to help emptying completely her bladder when a woman is peeing ?

Knowing that for a man it is easier to empty his bladder when peeing standing up.

How do you know this?

Reading your replys I am asking me what is the best posture to help emptying completely her bladder when a woman is peeing ?

Knowing that for a man it is easier to empty his bladder when peeing standing up.

How do you know this?

I concur with Arthur, and that is based on personal experience. I assume that the urethra is less constricted when standing than otherwise in a sitting or squatting position.

Having a XL prostate, the flow of my urine is better when standing up as when sitting on the pot, the urologist tells me that it is a better posture too to empty my bladder.

A nice game is to let flow warm water over the labias and urethra for womens and over the gland for the mens, impossible to hold pee, temperature should not be above 110°F. or 42°C.

The second time I sneaked into the mens toilets with my husband in a bar was a bit different to when I did it the first time. It was not out in the country but it was in a town and in the evening. There were some people in the bar but it was not very busy really. I had a dress on and I had a wicked thought of going into the mens with my husband again because I had a lot of fun doing it the first time. When we were ready to leave, my husband needed a piss and I did too. I had been saving it up ready. 😈

Well the door to the toilets led us to both the mens and the ladies but I sneaked into the mens with him. His eyes rolled up and he shook his head and I bet he thought he had married a mad woman.

Well there were no men in there so it was safe for me to go in. I think the room was a bit smaller than the other one. All along one wall it had a steel trough for the men to piss against with a gutter in the floor at the bottom. Well I soon took my thong off and I stood next to my husband in front of this steel wall urinal and faced it lifting my dress right up to my waist. He got his penis out and he started pissing on the steel. I let go and started pissing too but I hit the steel wall a lot lower down than my husband was doing. It all had to run down to the drain at the other end of the gutter. If any men had come into the mens toilets just then they would have seen my bare bum and legs. Hahaha My husband was watching me piss the whole time I was doing it. I put my thong back on when I had finished and I did not air dry that time. I was a little bit damp because I had not wiped but it was ok.

My husband sneaked me back out of the mens toilets and we left the bar. I do not think anybody knew what I had done but I some times wonder what I would have done if a man had opened the door and seen me standing bare arsed at the urinal. Hehehe

I pee standing up all the time when I am hiking or camping. I have a female urinal type thing I can use, but I prefer an empty beer bottle or cup. If it gets full, I can stop, empty the bottle, then finish. When I take long road trips by myself, I always have an empty water bottle I can use. Sometimes it is not safe to use the roadside rest stop or stop at a filthy gas station. I can just find an exit without much traffic, pull over, do my thing & never kill the engine.

In the '50's, my father was in Tahiti. The bar had a men's room and a women's room, but the women had to walk through the men's to get to theirs, and many did not bother. The men simply pissed against the wall and the women squatted and pissed on the floor. I do not remember his saying that the women stood and pissed against the wall, too.

hankb

You have to squat a bit or the pee will run down your legs.

In our family, we all peed standing up, my dad, brother, and me. (I never had a mother.) I simply followed them and was encouraged to practice and became quite good, even able to go through my open fly just like a guy, if dressed properly. I did sit at school to avoid other girls making fun of me. I think more girls would pee standing if they weren't misguided by their parents to sit.

You have to squat a bit or the pee will run down your legs.

analee No that does NOT have to happen. It really is not like that for all of us. If it happens it could be your stream is too weak or dribbles or your labia are a bit flat to one side or something like that. You might need to spread your labia a bit to make it a bit better.

Even if you squat all the way down you can get it running around your bum anyway if your pee just dribbles out. It is not keeping your legs straight that makes it happen.

Amy K I really like your post.

Could Amy K please describe her technique. I have heard of this but never witnessed it. And what about peeing into a coke bottle, Doesn't that have a serious learning curve as well?