Alka-Seltzer Enema

Sorry Susie I wasn't being serious. The mento and coca cola enema is a potentially deadly thing and in no way do I recommend it. Beware!!

+I have tried many times to make it work. braking them and putting pieces in they are ruff and can hurt and you do not get the feeling you hope too . Putting tabs in the water you cant seem to get it in fast enough to enjoy the bubbles Remember they have at least 325 mg aspirin in them and taking too many tabs can harm you.

Asshole, (I always wanted to start a post that way and get away with it!! 😁 😁 ) the mechanism of the mentos reacting with the coke or pepsi is purely due to the shell coating on the mento, so breaking them into smaller pieces probably won't change the change the process much at all, if any.

Here is a spin on Alka-Seltzer. I have taken a two-liter bottle cap and drilled a 1/4 inch hole in it. Then I have taken a second cap and placed four Alka-Seltzer inside of the two together and taped the seam tightly with electrical tape creating an air tight seal. Now if you were to drop this double sided cap into a glass of water the water would slowly exchange the existing air space in the cap with water. This exchange would make the water contact with the Alka-Seltzer create the effervescent CO2 production.

What I have done in the past is to get a punchball balloon and fill it just a little with water but not enough to get to the neck when held upside down. Then twist the neck of the balloon to keep the water isolated from the opening of the balloon. You can place a clothes pin over the twist to keep it from un twisting. Carefully place the taped together caps with the drilled hole facing down into the neck of the punchball balloon. Now with lubed up entry carefully place this ballon into your rectum keeping the twist in the balloon held in place. This takes a little finesse to keep the water away from the caps. Once inside your rectum the balloon will untwist and the water will slowly enter into the caps through the hole. The balloon will self- inflate inside of you. It is an awesome feeling. Once done you can just bear down and push it out. Wash and dry everything out and then you can go at it again. You can place as many or few Alka-Seltzer tablet that will fit into the caps. Start out with just one. Most of all enjoy the filling.

Susie wrote

If you want a nice fizzy enema, use club soda from a CLOSED TOP bag. You need a closed top bag because if you use an open top bag, the bubbles in the tube will break the syphon and the club soda won't flow. Using a closed top bag, the pressure from the gas has only one way out, so the solution flows. You can also manually squeeze the bag if you want. I know this from personal experience!

What exactly does a club soda enema feel like? More rapid filling from the gas pressure? Just more internal pressure than usual from the carbon dioxide? Tingly in the colon and/or anus? Thanks.

To get what it feels like, take a gulp of club soda and let it stay in your mouth for a minute. DON'T swallow it. The way it feels against your cheeks and tongue is what it feels like inside the colon. The gas bubbles also gives a bloating feeling.

What will be next, diet coke and mentos "speed" enemas?

I would stick to non carbonated liquids in that orifice, but that is just me.

Any solution with glycerin rules.. I'd skip carbonation and go with the other recipes.

Why not just let them dissolve into a glass of water like normal and use a syringe to send it up, for goodness sake?

Sounds interesting....................

I have never tried alka seltzer but something similar.. I took a 20 oz. soda pop, plastic bottle at room temperature, and stuffed the open end in my ass, got on my knees in the tub with my chest down and shook the pop bottle and the soda pop shot up into my ass and colon. as soon as the pressure got too much, or, truth be told, when I panicked, I let the bottle loose and pop came shoopting outta my ass. The intense feeling of sudden fullness was quite a surprise.

Club soda works well but like the other post here said u need to us a closed top bag enjoy the fizz