Alka-Seltzer Enema

I want to try an Alka-seltzer enema, but have some questions about it.

1) Is the best (easiest) way to do an Alka-Seltzer enema to break up the tabs and put the straight into the rectum?

2)What does the enema feel like?

3)What is the release like?

4)How many tablets should I use?

Cruel people use Alka-Sektzer to kill sea gulls by bursting their innerds. Be careful. Your colon isn't designed for non-physiologic pressure.

I would read up on that one a lot before trying it, something tells me it could be dangerous. I don't know, it's just a feeling I have about it.

Some years ago I took a enema of one qt of very soapy water then took two Alka-seltzer and coated them with vasolen (sp) and inserted them fallowed by two more. It was very interesting feeling and used a stethoscope to lesson to the bobbles as for the expelling there was a lot of bobbles from the soapy water. in all it was fun

The farting will be unstoppable. Muhaha!

Jokes apart, after I saw a demonstration of an intestinal rupture by Dr. van Hagens, I became vary cautious of extreme pressure in the intestinal tract.

Many years ago, I did some experiments. First, to be sure I'd come to no harm, I did them with an inverted jam jar in the sink. The technique is to mix powdered laxative fizz with glycerin. Here I can buy it as Eno's Fruit Salt - but it's the same stuff as Alka-Seltzer. There is no reaction as pure glycerin has no water content. I took a teaspoon of this, thrust it into a jam jar full of water, and then quickly inverted the jar in a sink full of water. As the water began to dissolve the outer edges of the glycerin, the laxative started fizzing a little, then faster and faster and in about three seconds, the jam jar was full of CO2. I wanted to find out how much gas I got from how much powder before I tried it up my bum!

Well, finally I worked out that about a dessert spoonful of powder in glycerin produced a litre or so of gas. The problem was to get the glycerin/powder mixture up my bum and then add water. I solved it by mixing the powder and glycerin in a party balloon. I didn't tie the neck, but just twisted it well, and then shoved it by hand up a well-loosened anus, pushing it well beyond the inner sphincter. Then I used a Higginson syringe to squirt just two bulbs full of water up me. I was hoping that the water would give enough space for the balloon to untwist its neck, so that the water could get in and start the fizz. In suspense, I waited. For a while, nothing happened; but eventually the water found its way into the balloon. I felt a mighty rush, and was almost instantly full of gas and glycerin. The CO2 seemed to make the glycerin even more irritating than it is by itself; I hardly had time to get to the toilet before I was unable to hold back, and with a mighty trumpet blast, everything came out like a JATO rocket.

After the initial rush, the powerful urge to expel what was no longer inside me continued for quite a while. I never repeated this though the

effects were spectacular, as the hassle factor was too high!

Johnny

Sounds far too dangerous. There are many fun enema solutions out there. No need risking serious or fatal injury!

Far too dangerous is right! Try explaining that one in the emergency room! The next stop will be the rubber room on the 6th floor!

Not a very good idea for me. The only plop plop I want to hear is after I am done not just before a fizz fizz. I think this could be somewhat dangerous and agree with those that have mentioned the same thing.

I enjoy Alka Selter enemas! However I don't try to hold them. I coat two tablets with glycerin, insert them, then a Fleet bottle of tap water. I lay on my stomach and let the bubbles out. Best done in a tub do to the mess if not clean before you start.

Not a wise idea!!!

Another darwin award nominee menthos and coke next?

A Darwin Award? That's right on and so well put!

Don't knock it unless you have tried it you never know you may like it

I have never done the alka seltzer enema, but if you dissolve the alka seltzer in water and then take tke enema, it will be like a club soda enema which I have done many times over the years--very bubbly with increasing pressure and that nibbling away at your innards sensation---FUN

DO NOT place the tablets, broken or otherwise directly in the rectum.

Alkaselzer has added aspirin so it conceivably could cause rectal rot.

What about this?

Aspirin suppositories are used for:

Treating pain including, headache, muscle aches, and arthritis, and the temporary reduction of fever. It is also used to reduce the risk of heart attacks and strokes in certain men and women who have already had a heart attack or ischemic stroke. It may also be used for other conditions as determined by your doctor.

Aspirin suppositories are a nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drug (NSAID). It works by inhibiting several different chemical processes within the body that cause pain, inflammation, and fever

Yes but they still can cause rectal rot just as they can cause ulcers and gastritis.

I'm waiting for one of the old timers (sorry guys) to ask about a Brioschi enema (which I just found out is still on the market but no longer being produced as the company went bankrupt.)

A much safer way to inflate your colon is to mix a two tbsps of baking soda in a pint of warm water, take it with a bag or bulb, then use an adult bulb of vinegar to start the production of CO2.

If you mix the effervescent tablets with water and then take the enema they are perfectly safe.

Club soda is also fun.

The problem with carbonated/effervescent enemas is you need a closed top bag to deliver it because with open top bags, the bubbles in the hose break the syphon effect and the flow often stops because of it. With a closed top bag, the pressure in the bag will keep the solution flowing through the tube or at worst, you can squeeze the bag to get it in.

If you take Eno which is just sodium Citrate (very similar in taste and effect to sodium Bicarbonate) and dissolve it in water but let it all fizz out fully and completely, I'd imagine this would give a rather soothing enema. No bubbles or gas produced.

Sue, thanks for your suggestion of club soda. I had purchased a number of bottles of San Pellegrino and found that I did not like the taste due to the sodium content. It turns out that as an enema solution, they are just fine. I enjoyed the additional sensations.

Seltzer is nearly identical to Club Soda and is often very inexpensive in 1 qt or 2 qt bottles. Store brands are fine, given their intended use. From experience, the sensations are "tingly" and increasingly difficult to retain, given the effervescent action of the contents. Even more so if cold . . . .

If you can find a blue original seltzer bottle with the lever to dispense the drink, get that and connect it to a hose!

I'd recommend an Alka-Seltzer enema for a very interesting sensation.

Since the Alka-Seltzer needs water to effervesce, start with an enema of a quart or two of plain warm water. You might want to prepare with a couple of soapy water enemas.

While you're holding the enema, insert the Alka-Seltzer tablets quickly into your rectum. There is an immediate stinging sensation, but that quickly passes, and then there is the most delightful feeling in the rectum, like there a lots of worms wriggling around. After a while (too short) the sensation dies away. You will feel and hear gas bubbling up into your colon. When you expel, there will be a huge gas emission, followed by spurts of water punctuated by farts. I found it to be very enjoyable.

Nice bubbly feeling

I NEVER recommended holding the fizz! Let it out!

Has anyone tried mentos and cola? Yikes that could be a blast and dangerous as all hell!!

Not that I would do it or recommend it, but assuming you took a coca cola enema and then inserted a mento, It would probably blow right out your butt. On the other hand, if you inserted it mento and then took an enema forcing the mento deep inside, I would expect possibly fatal colon and peritoneal injury.

If you want a nice fizzy enema, use club soda from a CLOSED TOP bag. You need a closed top bag because if you use an open top bag, the bubbles in the tube will break the syphon and the club soda won't flow. Using a closed top bag, the pressure from the gas has only one way out, so the solution flows. You can also manually squeeze the bag if you want. I know this from personal experience!