Enema while on the phone

When I take an enema it' cell phone, tablet, laptop all turned off

Bedroom landline unplugged

No distractions, no asking why I can't talk now.

For those couple of hours I have vanished from the cyber world

I originally posted this in another section here, but it fits here way better.

Paypal Enema

So I'm two days late with my gastro ordered, weekly "regularly scheduled enemas". I hadn't wanted to do it on Fri. like I'm supposed to. I just recovered from a near blockage a few weeks ago.

My roommate finally left (though he's told me he doesn't mind if I do that in front of him. He's admittedly curious and even brought a twin pack of Fleets home about a month ago. He hasn't used them yet, they're on his shelf in the bathroom. I have 2 thermometers,2 jars of Fleet glycerine suppositories, adult and pediatric, a box of Babylax liquid glycerine suppositories, a box of Feverall acetaminophen suppositories, gloves KY jelly, mineral oil, Vaseline, pen & pad, penlight and digital camera on my shelf

(I like to make Daahchtor (sic) kits for fun. I keep an emergency roadside Dahctor kit in my truck. If I come upon an accident, I might not save a life, but those involved temps will be very accurately measured and they will arrive at the trauma center with very clean bowels.

Anyway Im finally lying there about halfway through a not so easy enema. The phone rings. I have to answer, its PayPal whose holding my money and ive hassled w for weeks.

I have to go through the whole technical processes etc, while slowly filling when the bag finally went flat, we'd barely started on the phone. I did have to laugh when the guy said "can you hold a little longer"

Though I'm still battling with PayPal, I learned 2 things,

1) Being that pissed took my mind off the enema completely. So Paypal is good for at least something.

2) Next time I hear "your expected hold time is longer than 20 minutes" I WILL BELIEVE IT

When I bought my first double balloon nozzle, during it's maiden voyage, I called an enemate in another state and she talked me through my enema! She didn't expect the call and we were both highly aroused by what was transpiring. I don't think I lasted 1 minute before I had a massive orgasm......Phone sex to the ultimate!

I have done many enemas on the phone... certainly hotter than solo. Love being told what to do and how to prepare the enema and the surprise of soapy or epsom salts or just water or baking soda and salt.. etc. Great to have someone in charge! LOL

My late partner would sometimes surprise me during a call. When I asked her what she was doing she would say "Just laying here with a nozzle in my ass" . I am partial to doing one on the phone but it doesn't compare to being up close and personal. Still it's better than nothing.

Have done many much better than being solo. Love being directed on what and how to do it.

One time I had just completed a two quart enema and the phone rang. Like an idiot, I answer the phone call not knowing who it was. It was such an important call, I just had to wait out for the phone call to be over (about 90 minutes). I was in dire straits but managed to hold my own until the call was over and I hurried to the bathroom holding my cheeks together to avoid any mishap with leakage!! Never again will I put myself in that position. Denise

Oh yes, I had a small enema with two tossed dulcolax tablets, when a former (Girl-) friend called me for my Birthday.

I had to finish the call after About 15 minutes … I had luck to make it to the bathroom ...

One time I had just completed a two quart enema and the phone rang. Like an idiot, I answer the phone call not knowing who it was. It was such an important call, I just had to wait out for the phone call to be over (about 90 minutes). I was in dire straits but managed to hold my own until the call was over and I hurried to the bathroom holding my cheeks together to avoid any mishap with leakage!! Never again will I put myself in that position. Denise

I can't imagine waiting 90 minutes. I'll bet that you were puckered tight enough you couldn't squeeze a BB through there. You must have bowels of iron! I'll bet that walk to the potty was more of a waddle than a walk.

When I have a large enema , I don't answer at the phone.

It arrives that I answer at the phone with a small enema, in fact it was a large enema that wasn't not expelled completely and I had no problem.

A phone is a distraction during an enema. It's turned off!

YES you CAN turn them off.

Told my husband that if he buys an Alexa he better build a screen around the deck and a roof over the top of it, because it's NOT coming in the house!!!

I've made the mistake of answering the phone just after taking an enema, only to find it's a relative who wants to talk too long while the urge to go has me clenching my backside to hold the enema.

I unthinkingly answered my phone once with about half of a 2 quart bag inside me. It was too difficult to talk while the water was flowing so I made a nonsensical excuse and that left the caller puzzled.

I was going back in side to drain my very strong 2 quart coffee enema , it had been about 20 minutes ,when my phone rang It was my foreman ,who loves to yap a lot if I missed his call he might not call back so l had to take it Well about 1/2 hr later l said l had todo something and hung up Good thing I had my diaper on some leaked out I was able to drain what was left and I had a good buzz that afternoon ??

I am like LisaK and most others in that I remove all distractions and enjoy my enemas. A few weeks ago, my brother called. We don't talk frequently so he wanted to jabber. I was holding a 2 qt rinse!!!! Fortunately I remembered the mute button. He's long-winded and during one of his longer tirades, I muted my mic and expelled the whole thing. Wow, that was close. Decided at that point I will leave the phone in another room for future enemas.

I wouldn't rule out a planned enema with someone on the phone but otherwise, it's in another room.

No, but I did get excited once when I was about 10 hearing my mother on the phone talking about enemas! It seems her friend was going to give her son, about my age, an enema later that day. I think it was the first time I realized other kids got enemas! Also the idea of talking on the phone about enemas has always been kind of a turn on.

I remember phoning one of those 1-900 numbers (a/k/a phone sex) and when asked what I was into so they could connect me with the correct girl, I told the person I wanted a very large soapy enema and that I was prepared to actually take it with the girl giving me directions. Surprisingly, I was connected pretty quickly and I remember that I took the entire 3500cc bag before having a most wonderful orgasm.

On a slightly different note, I once was holding a 2.5+ quart enema (no soap) when my next door neighbour knocked on my apartment door and wanted to give me some home-made food. The first few minutes of the conversation with her went by with no problem, but I started sweating a little from the effort to keep my butt cheeks clenched. She asked me if I was feeling okay - if she wasn't married I might have told her why I was flushed!

A number of times I've answered the phone during an enema. Sometimes I ended up holding my enema for longer than intended and other times I just went to the toilet during the call and muted the phone to flush or when otherwise making too much noise.

A few times I've also intentionally made a phone while starting an enema, just for the challenge or to relax during the call.

PS A couple of times during an enema I answered an unwanted call, selling something or whatever, and told the caller it was a bad time to talk because I was taking a high volume soap suds enema, and then went on to ask if the caller knew what that was, and described in detail what it was and how I felt, making it sound unpleasant.

Thinking over this, I must say that I have especially when I was younger and my mother was alive. There were several times that Mom called right as I was about to start my enema. Of course, I always answered the phone after seeing that it was her calling. Caller ID was something my wife had installed and I always worried that Mom might need my help since she lived alone and was not in the best of health. Well, I can say, Mom always asked me what I was doing and being a good son, I never lied about what was about to happen. Mom, always, knew that I liked taking enemas and would usually just say "Mike, go ahead and the thing and I'll talk you through it like I did when you were younger." I never turned her down. The times brought back great memories.