Enema while on the phone

I have taken an enema lying down in bed and on the phone to a friend of mine, she did not even know neither did I mention I was taking an enema.

If the call is from my enemate, yes. This happens relatively frequently. If she asks what I am doing, I tell her. If she doesn't, I just continue the conversation and the enema process.

I never took an enema while on the phone but have expelled while on it

I have taken an enema while talking on the ham radio to a fellow a thousand miles away. The contact on the other way said he couldn't tolerate the smell and said, "Good bye!" along with some other choice words. Now,that's real wireless comunictions!

Not on purpose, but several times I have answered the phone while taking an enema or expelling. When its a female on the other end its kind of exciting to talk to them while they have no idea what you are doing. When I used to travel a lot for work sometimes it would be my wife calling and I would tell her what I was doing. She knows of my enema fetish and would ask if I wanted her to call back or keep talking. Usually we would just talk as I proceeded with my enema.

Before, not during. I was just home from a long business trip with a pounding headache. I was stretched out on the bed in a tee and panties when my Mom called on my cell. Except for mom I wouldn't have answered. My part of the conversation went something like, "Yes, I'm finally home. The flight was late...we sat forever in Chicago waiting to take off. I've got an awful headache and my period is about to start. Rob (husband) is fine. The girls are at a football game at school. Rob is going to give me an enema. It should settle my stomach and help me sleep." Mom didn't react at all to the enema. She just wanted to make sure I was home safe. Moms are like that.

Yes I have and found it helpful to have the encouragement and support while trying to hold it!

I usually do not answer the phone when I am having my enemas, but one time I was expecting a call from my daughter. I left her a message earlier to call me, so I answered. I had a quart of coffee in me and for a while everything was going very well but that day she was more talkative than usual and I could feel the storm brewing I'm my belly. I couldn't wait any longer and with coffee running down my leg I hobbled to the toilet and Whooosh! She asked what was that noise? I had no choice but to tell her I had taken an enema and it was time to come out. She said, "Oh, I see. Call me back later.

I do frequently sit at the computer and check messages here while I am retaining my coffee. But not today. I had my coffee yesterday. As much as I like it, I try to not do it every day.

I have answered the phone while on the toilet, but not while actually expelling. I would say, "hold on", put the phone on hold, expel, then take the phone off hold so they don't hear the splashing sounds in the toilet. I have never been taking an enema while on the phone. -- Between my masturbating hand and my enema tube hand, the phone would get messy and the speaker phone in the bathroom sounds echo-y! 😁 😁 😁

Yes, with a girlfriend and she gave herself one while I was administering one to myself. We talked each other through the experience and I found it most enjoyable (and she said she did too). Would do it again.

Susie: The idea of somebody answering the phone while expelling, with all the noises involved, is... how to say so...

Go back and re-read my post.

I said I put the phone on HOLD.

They heard nothing.

Again......Susie's advice is right on!

No I have not .

For a funny story:

My mom is very talkative... I don't need to answer much, she just talks and talks. So one evening I was feverish and she called. At some point my wife came with the glass thermometer in hand and gestured to me to come. I followed, holding the wireless phone.

So I ended up lying on the bed on the side, thermometer protruding, while mommy was still telling me all bout her fascinating life. No word was said between my wife and myself, so my mother was none the wiser.

It is possible that my wife followed that with an acetaminophen suppository.

I have never done this... but thank you for the idea! It sounds perfect for time-sucking, routine calls or meetings I have to do at home.

I have taken an enema....and been on the phone (more than once)...and yes the Lady concerned knew "full' well what was goin down...well up in this case...it was quite uplifting to say the least...darn hot & so were the enemas. Best self help line I ever cum across...lol.

I did one time with the guidance of a woman. Needless to say things got very erotic through the enema in a short amount of time. 😳

I enjoy taking a warm relaxing enema. I do not make or take phone calls at enema time so that I am not distracted. I like to focus on the sensations and feelings of my enemas, the nozzle planted in my anus, the warmth, the slowly building pressure, etc

I just feel like getting a successful enema in as few rounds as possible involves a level of concentration that I don't have when i'm multitasking. I eliminate distractions, not cause them.

Yes, many times!

A few times ive been talking to an enema pal while the bag was draining. While not as good as having someone there who enjoys enemas it is better than nothing.😃

When I still had a laptop I skyped with a friend, so we could be in our respective bathrooms for the whole thing, prepping, administrating, and expelling, and we did mutual enemas. I'd done phone enemas with a few guys before technology allowed us to see each other, but the eventual visual opportunities made the ritual much more stimulating. So not only could we filth each other merely verbally, we could intensify the whole experience by watching each other, seeing how the enemas were affecting us and relating those feelings as we proceeded. I think we both would have orgasms before our conversations would end when we were only on the phone, but while skyping we could SEE it happening...no faking it (though I don't think any other guy ever faked it on the phone...I sure didn't)! Then my laptop died and I didn't replace it. (sigh)

I used to tie up away from home 3 days a week, most weeks.

Just to aggravate, I would tell my wife I needed an enema. She demanded I call while I was getting filled. Once she wanted me to hang over the side of the bed for her. But I was not on the bed and was afraid of making a mess. Then she wanted me go get coffee with a quart sloshing around inside me. Talk, talk, talk.

It's not phoning, but...

Lately I had a stomach ache and was a tad cranky because of that, and instead of accepting my wife's offer of an enema at 9PM I delayed action, toyed with the computer and ended up asking for an enema at 11PM. My wife was a bit pissed and had me tell about the enema (well, the sequence on enemas) on live chat on Zity, as a kind of punishment.

Even as the giver, turn the phone OFF or better leave it in another room. It becomes a question of both respect and responsibility. You can't keep your attention where it needs to be while barking into that damn phone.

I have had a few times when I was either taking or releasing an enema when I have answered the phone. one time I was taking one in and answered it was a salesman who asked if I had time to listen to his sales pitch. I said well not really I'm taking an enema! after a short pause he said Oh..ok thank you for your time. I laughed for an hour.

I had just started giving my sister in law an Enema , when her phone rang . she answered and talked a while . I had slowed the flow down to almost nothing , finally she said she was right in the middle of being given an enema ! Her lady friend asked who was doing it , she said " my brother in law " ! After a moment of silence, I was asked if I would mind giving her one also ?

Two ladies had enemas on that memorable morning ! The second lady moved to another part of the country so I never saw her again.

This incident is recalled often, and at times gives me reassurance that , when you least expect it , the best stuff happens !

I have answered the phone in the middle of getting a much needed enema. Depending on where I am in the process, each call is a different experience. Only once was I able to converse and let a little more trickle in as the party rattled on. Problem is, my sanity is not right and I am liable to say anything without a filter in this situation. So, most of the time I will stop the flow and give them the bum's rush. Only once was I asked what my problem was. Thank goodness they really did not want to know, AND JUST KEPT ON BLABBING.

I have had a few occasions where an online friend would want to share enemas, but couldn't get together because of distance, or relationships that would be affected. We decided on either a telephone or a Skype meeting. Skype was always more fun because it has the option of a video call. Anyone else here ever done, or thinking about doing a phone enema?