Items that look & feels like "sex toys"

I remember in my teens anally inserting the neck of a bottle of Brut splash on lotion. When the ad said "splash it on all over" I don't think they meant there!

I’m in the process of making a fleshlight type thing. I got the idea from something I saw on twitter! It’s an empty fabric scent booster bottle (wide neck) with a condom stretched over the hole at the top. The one on twitter soaked a cloth in warm water left it dripping with warm water and pushed it around the inside of the bottle around the sides! Then push an unfurled condom inside to the bottle to the bottom inside the warm cloth. Then lube up the condom and fuck it!! It’s warm and wet and should be tight if the cloth fits right! I’m gonna try it with a stinky twist by lining the inside of the bottle with old stinky panties and pissing into them for the warm wet tight bit! The condom can be changed as often or left to be swimming in cum as you please! So left as long as possible and as smelly as possible for me!

Screwdriver handles. just have a look at the variety of shape and size. You'll never look at an electricians toolbelt the same way again , I promise

Banana, Carrot, Cucumber

Bubble wand

Cigar tubes

Various and sundry assorted handles

Some plastic bottles

D-cell Maglite

English cucumbers and other assorted veggies

Homebrew toys as shown here . . .

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And last (for now), but certainly not least. There used to be a plastic bottle made that somewhat resembled the Space Needle in Seattle. Three-quarter inch or so capped opening at the top, then a very short taper to about 2.25" diameter, short taper back down to 1.25" maybe and then a slow taper to about 3.5" at the bottom. These bottles were used for rubbing alcohol and mineral oil. I had one of those years back -- it got lost in a move. Real challenge to get in, but a hell of a thrill when it got there. Sure wish I could find another one.

I just found a pic of a glass version of the alky bottle I mentioned above. The plastic one I had tapered in a bit smaller after the initial bulge, but that image is the basic idea. I added it to my album referenced above for those interested.

Medical stuff are very useful and technically they are not sex toys, speculuns, anuscope, retractors, cotton balls.

Bought myself off once with a plastic toy police truncheon I was given when I went on a hen night that we all dressed as police for. It was the first time I had a vaginal orgasm and honestly, something that feels that good should be illegal. I kept that truncheon for ages lol 😂

The good ole toothbrush serves the purpose quite well, especially those with a bulbous handle and a slightly curved design.

Of course, I’m talking about the not bristle end LOL and certainly one that has since retired from its primary function 😉

An old Avon aftershave bottle that looked like a bowling pin.

Too scared as a teen to be caught with a toy by my parents. So, food! 😊

We used to joke about the Loves Babysoft Perfume bottles looking like dildos

Ah yes, spending too much time sizing up the zucchini in the produce section.

Test tubes, if they are glass, I would not trust them.

This was the story every teenager heard when I was growing up. Come grade 8 science (13ish years for those who have a different schooling system), everyone seemed to suddenly know of “the girl at another school down the road” who put a test tube inside her vagina during class and it shattered and she had to go to the hospital.

My sister, my brother, friends of mine - we all heard it despite being 7 years apart oldest to youngest.

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Anyway, to answer the question -

I am amazed that all this discussion just is about internal sex toys. How many women really enjoy things in their vaginas? I think that toys used on your labia and clitoris are far more beneficial !

Yeah, I agree external pleasure is better. Anything that vibrates such as an electric toothbrush (non-bristle end), mobile phone, back massager, massage chair… Been there done that.

Sorry to derail the conversation a bit but I heard this story growing up too @NurseSammy

“the girl at another school down the road” who put a test tube inside her vagina during class and it shattered and she had to go to the hospital.

Sorry to derail the conversation a bit but I heard this story growing up too

It is one of those urban myths that seem to be used to warn the younger generation of dangers and pitfalls in life and to serve as cautionary tales.

The one I heard about was of 'someone' (a young lady no doubt) holding pins in their mouth while sewing and talking. Then swallowing a pin and knowing that as it went down the throat the result would be the pin piercing the heart followed by instant death.

The test tube in vagina (or anus) is of course a fictious cautionary tale against masturbation with a warning of horrific consequences should anyone be so depraved.

I heard of a banana (not ripe, I suppose) covered with a condom into a makeshift dildo.

I used to like to slide a hotdog inside of a condom, lube up my ass and the condom and then slowly push the condom-covered hotdog into my tight hole. Once it was fully inside of me, I would stretch the open end of the condom over a bicycle tire pump and slowly inflate the condom inside of my ass. Oh, God, what a lovely feeling. Anyone else into inflating balloons in their ass?