My buddy was recently in the process of getting a job as a new police officer. This was a long hope of his, and it's a long process with many steps such as agility tests, psychological tests, interviews, background checks, etc. Over the past several months as this process has gone on, he's been excited to discuss each step. I knew there was one thing left-- his medical exam. As soon as it was over, I called him to chat about it; to support and encourage him of course...
He's 28, hispanic, shorter at 5'5, tight muscular soccer build. He's penis is circumcised, short and thick, 5.5" long erect, and with a huge mushroom head. When I called him, he immediately started telling me about it. He started with telling me the urine drug screen was the only thing still pending. "The doctor told me I was very healthy. They did a bunch of tests, like an EKG, blood work, lung volumes. Then, you know, pretty standard, I was just poked and prodded everywhere."
I needed more detail. I thought a joke would ask the question but deflect the intent, "Yeah, some fat old guy looked you over and said your balls were big enough to be a cop?"
"Actually, it was a lady. She was incredibly nice. She talked to me the whole time. But yeah, she was really thorough, I even got a finger up my butt for her to check my prostate."
Now, I'm completely erect, penis in one hand and phone in the other as I'm doing my best to imagine one of my best friends getting such a thorough exam. I kept the conversation going by telling him I'd never had a female examine me; I used to get erect as a teenager (he was shocked by this); I hadn't had a rectal exam (in a real exam, but he doesn't need to know everything...).
Turns out he had had a female a couple times before. This was his second rectal, first was a year or so ago last time he applied for a different police job. He said his first one kinda hurt and seemed rough. This one felt "weird."
So, I'm picturing this: A fit soccer player, stripped to his boxer-briefs as he's measured, stuck for blood, and EKG. After those preliminaries, it's time to get more intimate. He's so excited for this job, that he is willing to do anything the doctor says-- good thing because, he doesn't have a choice. I can imagine the doctor walking in, seeing this nice male specimen already up on the table, and thinking to herself about how the exam will go. It's an interesting dynamic that she's planned out this whole time what my buddy will endure, and he just finds out as it comes along.
I can see the exam proceeding in the usual fashion, with him low lying supine while she palpates his abdomen. She lowers the waistband of his underwear slightly to palpate his lower abdomen. She moves his muscular soccer legs through a series of range of motion tests. Then, "Alright let's get you to stand up."
I like to picture at this point, is when he's told to expose himself. Because she knows a rectal exam is in his future, I imagine she has him remove his underwear completely because they might get in the way of him spreading his legs. So now, he's standing there, completely naked. She's taking her time putting on gloves, while she's taking his sexual history (he has a pretty long sexual history...).
"Alright, let's have a look down here," she says as she rolls her stool over. I can see her grabbing his penis first, just taking a quick look in the meatus and then glancing at all sides of the shaft for any lesions. Dropping his dick, she moves to his testicles. This whole time, he's standing there, excited to become a police officer, looking down watching his random lady get a feel of his junk. She takes her time with each testicle. Then proceeds to the hernia exam. Inserting her finger deeply into his right inguinal canal, he's instructed to cough. At this point his dick is kinda pulled up right next to her finger, pulled by the traction on the nearby skin. Finishing the right side, she moves to the left. She grabs his penis out of the way by placing in on top of her knuckles while her index finger invaginates his left side. Finally, she withdraws her finger. He realizes from prior experience, she might not be finished...
Sure enough, "Alright well I'm sorry about this (not), but I need to check your prostate. Go ahead and turn around, bend all the way onto the table and spread your legs for me." She grabs some lube, and returns. First, separating his butt checks to look at his anus, then applying some cold lube and constant pressure with her index finger. "Okay, now, just breath, nice deep breaths in and out. You'll fell me go inside now." And he felt exactly that, her finger slipped in to tight anus and right onto his prostate. The feeling was something unusual for him. He stayed there, bent over, looking at the wall in front in him, thinking about how much he wanted to be a police officer...