Most embarrassing procedures

This wasn't embarrassing but I just had an esophageal ultrasound of the heart. They give you propofol and have you bite down on a rubber spacer to keep your mouth open. I don't remember a thing about it and will be doing another one soon. It sucks to get old!

After I had healed from prostate surgery, I was in for a check up exam and the Dr. asked me if his intern could also do the exam in order to know what it felt like when there was no prostate. I agreed since I had had so many rectal exams I was used to them and didn't mind them at all. If I'm totally honest, I rather enjoy having a finger in my butt. He stepped to the door and came back in with five students, two females and three males. He said all the interns with other doctors wanted to do the exam also for the knowledge. I was bent over the exam table and in a comfortable position so I agreed. It was VERY interesting to have them each reach in and explore with their fingers and discuss with each other what they experienced. The doctor kept explaining what to search for and when they couldn't find it, he would demonstrate how to turn his finger to find different areas and the scar tissue. By the time the exam was over, I had a rather decent erection and that was a bit embarrassing. What could have been a very unpleasant situation was rather enjoyable and very surprisingly erotic.

Probably having a 3rd person standing right behind me while I had a very thorough anal and rectal exam bright light and all. The woman just stood there with a clipboard and never said a word. Is that her job, to watch while people get intimate exams? Doctor never spoke to her or acknowledged her.

Trust me I've been that woman quite few times, it's just that I help doctor by helping to put gloves on, lube his finger

@ladydre74 Do you enjoy watching that procedure? On men only or on women too? Do you ever perform it yourself on patients?

For me the worst was the enema given when I was 15 years old by a trainee nurse. She was 1-2 years older than me.

After I had healed from prostate surgery, I was in for a check up exam and the Dr. asked me if his intern could also do the exam in order to know what it felt like when there was no prostate. I agreed since I had had so many rectal exams I was used to them and didn't mind them at all. If I'm totally honest, I rather enjoy having a finger in my butt. He stepped to the door and came back in with five students, two females and three males.

I guess you enjoyed that but if a doctor had told me "A intern" then come back with 4 or 5 I would have choked the life out of him. I think he probably took advantage of your reply in the affirmative. I have had procedures done at teaching hospitals and know that everyone has to learn but I think he took advantage even though you enjoyed it. I've also had a physical my doctor did with a young male PA in attendance. I said yes but next time I would decline. I did not feel comfortable with the whole way it was done.

I had an pubic hair that started to grow up inside my anus. I was naked from the belly button down and the doctor cut the hair, and in front of the doctor and nurse I had to reach around and pull the hair out myself. To an untrained observer it looked like I was trying to put my finger up my bum.

What's embarrassing at first then becomes less embarrassing, even routine, the more times the nurse does it to you! I don't think anything cured my embarrassment faster than being in the hospital and having nurses insert a probe up my behind every few hours to monitor my temperature. This was in 1984. And when I started to run a fever, they'd wake me up during the night, and a nurse would turn me on my side and I would feel the chili lubricant. I got so used to it that I even began to like it.

As a nurse, from work experience I would say most embarrassing are: DRE, prostate exam, enemas, rectal stick, genital exams.

You're right, these are the most embarrassing procedures. However, they are made much worse by additional factors, such as the presence of third parties.

When I was a teenager I had an enema in the hospital. A middle-aged nurse took me to the room where it was to take place. In the room, a nurse, a schoolgirl older than me by 1-2 years, prepared an irrigator for an enema. I was ashamed of it and waited when he would leave. It turned out that she would give me an enema under the supervision of a senior nurse. I was very embarrassed when I had to take off my pajama pants and give in to the enema.

@ladydre74 Do you enjoy watching that procedure? On men only or on women too? Do you ever perform it yourself on patients?

I love watching rectal exams, and prefer males getting them, on all fours is even better as their genitals and penis hanging down! Yummy!

I'm a bit of a contarain. Interesting to me ,were always how and what instruments the Doc was using. The potential for embarrassment would come from observations or questions such as your anal muscle seems a bit looser any idea what may have caused the UTI. The true answer would cause some embarrassment so at first I had no idea . Then I tried the truth and surprising got little reaction and some advice, or some discussion on technique ,and once a discussion on how to enjoy it more. I'm a bit bolder than some . So now I Tell it like it is and push back politely at the slightest bit of negativity. I get great cooperation. By treating my diverse interests as natural and perfectly acceptable , I openly discuss it, keeping it a bit on the vanilla side. Docs and Nurses are real people too. Learned much of what I enjoy from nurses and 2 phenomenal Women who happen to be Doctors. During that time I worked with specialized Medical specialties. Combined I was ,and am more comfortable around the people . Just use your judgment, keep yourself in check and don't abuse the courtesy or tolerance that is be given to you. Always say thank you and mean it.

Iv had many procedures. Thankfully all routine. The most embarrassing is most definitely the rectal exam.

Mine was a urodynamic study. I’m sitting in a special chair with two catheters in me and electrodes on my groin and an x-ray machine pointed at my crotch.

I've been getting hemorrhoids on and off for many years.

A few years back, I didn't have a flare up but in a solo anal play, I was in a hurry and did not use enough lube and ended up hurting myself.

For a couple of days, I uncomfortable but then it got worst.

My anus was swollen and hurt to the touch so I went to my primary care during walk ins. I got there and I told them I think I may have hemorrhoids, not sure if it's that or an injury from anal play.

This gorgeous doctor walks in and says she needs to exam me but that she's new to the practice and doesn't have privileges yet so she needs a colleague presence and in comes this smug doctor.

I bend over the table and they both examine me, the guy went in and out quite a few times, said I had external and internal hemorrhoids.

He also said I had clots in the external ones which is what was causing the pain and he said that the best course of action was to cut them out.

So with this hot lady doctor observing this guy numbed my asshole and cut the clots out.

He gave me a suppository with medicine for me to insert twice a day for a week, gave me a cream for the outside and panty liner for the first couple of days because of bleeding.

I was embarrassed but very much turned on through all this but not as much as I would have, had the guy not been a smug and kind of an asshole.

When I was done, the nurse came in and gave me pamphlet about caring for my wound and also about safe anal sex and lubrication...I guess it was obvious what I had done? I don't know.

Months later I went for my annual physical with the doctor I usually see and she saw I had been in for that issue. She asked me about it and I told her what we did and she was very much surprised that the guy cut my clots out like that on a whim. I thought her reaction was interesting.

I've had Cystoscopy procedures ( bladder scope) done many times for my incontinence. Being placed in leg stirrups spread widely and all exposed is like ready to give childbirth. Let's not forget the surgical cleaning down there before the the big syringe of numbing stuff injected into the penis followed with a clamp. This was always done in a room with two other procedure beds only to be divided by curtains on three sides. So any staff walking by could see you fully exposed.. Thank God during my many times there wasn't anyone else getting the procedure done also. Pretty embarrassing for me.

By far my most embarrassing procedure was my first DRE, performed at my first urologist visit.. it was also my first time in stirrups!!

Probably getting a Barium Enema

Urodynamic study made worse by the fact the nurse was someone I had gone to high school with.

I'm always embarrassed when I get a catheter. That's usually when I have pneumonia. Like one time the nurse was putting it in and she said to herself cut or uncut uncut. I am cut it's just the fact that it's buried so much. Another nurse said one time. Oh let me get it out of there. Another said, where's it at?

The most embarrassing thing I've been through and I've been through it many times and It embarrasses me every time is when my doctor commits me.

The ambulance comes and picks me up when I go to the ER. a lot of times they don't even let me get off the cot they just have me slide over to an ER cot. Then they jerk my off me. Then of course it's strip.

Sometimes they don't want to have to push me or cure me because I'm a 350lbs. So I get to walk from the ambulance into the ER.

on the other hand they're usually more strict and I'm usually have to strip or be naked more than other people because for the same reason I'm a big mother fucker. I'm also more likely to get restrained because of that.

Either way. Then it's take all my clothes off. They're persistent too if I hesitate a bit it's now or you have to take your pants off.

They inventory everything as I take them off. What's this what's that what are you doing with this.

Then it's on to the cot in just my underwear or many times naked. They put the rails up so I can't get down.

There's always a guard watches me.

the hospital here in my hometown now they have three little nooks in the wall right inside the ER door from the lobby where everybody comes in. That way they can have one guard or sitter watch everybody instead of one for everybody.

We're naked or in our underwear right there sometimes a gown usually not. Everybody that comes in the door or comes in from the ambulance entrance or down from the ICU sees us all naked right there being watched. Everybody that goes through the ER. There's no way they can't see us.

they don't even have a curtain on those nooks because we have to keep the curtain open even if we are in our ER room that has a curtain.

nowadays more often than not it's a sitter instead of a guard and they just hire anybody off the street they don't have to have any training or nothing they train on my job but they're only job is to watch us and call somebody if there's a problem so there really isn't any training or at least so they think.

These people say all kinds of stupid shit. last time I have one tell me that if I would just think positive and get off my ass and start doing stuff I wouldn't have depression.

If it was that fucking easy I'd already done it

Then after that depending on what Doctor it is and how well I've acted if I've tried to get up or anything they'll let me have my clothes to go to the psych hospital or not. They do a lot of other people more than me I usually have to go in scrubs or even make it because I'm a big mother fucker and they don't want to take a chance.

and then it's the whole strip procedure and inventory and all that again at the psych hospital to get into gowns or scrubs.

Definitely any exam down below. The most embarrassing part for me is when the doctor spreads my vulva and feels around it.

A few years ago I went in for a cardiac catheriztion, out-patient basis at the local hospital. A senior nurse with student nurse ( both females) in tow came in form my pre-op preparation. Their job was to shave the hair in my groin areas (today the procedure is conducted through the patient arm. Senior nurse has the razor and tells junior to hold my man-equipment back and all the time my wife remains in the room. Yes, I was speech-less and decided the best option is to keep quiet and keep my eyes on the ceiling. Done, the they covered me up and asked my wife to leave the room while I was polked with ivs etc. Their official duties completed the senior nurse said that I might feel a little more comfortable if she applied some skin lotion over the shaved area. Grabbed a handful of lotion she covered the entire area and simple said this should make you feel better. Thirty seconds and I ejaculated. She smiled and told the student that since I was such a easy patient she wanted me to feel comfotable. Embarrassed -yes, but not during the medicial procedure.

@ladydre74

Thank you for your honesty.

FINALLY! A medical professional who admits the simple possibility that a nurse or doctor isnt always a robot and can be human for a split second to enjoy seeing the naked body in front of them.

I know the argument, repeated on Zity ad infinitum, is always “we’re too busy to notice or think about a naked body”. But let’s face it, there are very busy people in different jobs all over the world who do, from time to time, appreciate some wonderful moment or attractive view or interesting event. And it may only last a second or two.

Im sure there are doctors and nurses who, as many of you say, do not enjoy any aspect of seeing a beautiful bottom or breast or (like ladydre74) rectal exam. But I’m willing to bet there are some that do. And I’m convinced that a few do enjoy it but simply will never admit to it.

I also notice that ladydre74 has been banned from Zity. Wonder what her transgression was?

I had a colonoscopy scheduled, and chose to have the procedure without sedation, to save the 'waiting around' time. I hadn't counted on having to shift around while mostly naked while the team chatted among themselves, along with other staff coming and going. The initial penetration of the endoscope made me feel extremely vulnerable as I was asked 'push', with my anus displayed on the monitor, taking the up most of the screen. The last thing was the odorous stress sweat midway through the procedure (freshly showered but no deodorant). The embarrassing moments have fueled some very arousing fantasies, but as with many fantasies, reality is very different from 'mind movies'.

I guess i was not embarrassed ever with doctors or nurses and being naked or having procedures as it was their job---the only memorable thing was having a catheter put in my penis--i was not embarrassed but it hurt like hell!

I posted this before (It remains my most embarassing procedure):

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One out of every five boys who are unfortunate enough to have their foreskin amputated soon after they’re born will develop meatal stenosis and require more surgery on their genitals by the time they are six years old. I am one of them. When I was six years old, I spent several days in the hospital for pediatric urology procedures for stenosis. It started with surgery - cystoscopy with a bladder biopsy followed by meatotomy. After the surgery, my penis ached and urinating burned until I was in tears. I remember how uncomfortable the catheter was after the surgery and how afraid I was that it would hurt coming out. After a day spent recovering from surgery, I was taken to radiology for a voiding cystourethrogram. Removing the catheter hurt like razor blades in my penis. I can’t remember ever screaming or crying so hard as when the nurse pulled it out. Then I was commanded to void the contrast solution from my bladder in front of the x-ray machine. I just couldn’t. It hurt too much. Very angry adults were yelling at me demanding that I pee, but through tears I begged to be allowed to go to the toilet. I am not exaggerating when I say that these are some of my absolute worst memories of my childhood. I remember crying in bed at night for fear of what was going to happen. I remember baths in the days before when I looked at my genitals and imagined that the doctor was going to amputate my penis. I fought every doctor and nurse so hard that I was injected in the buttock with Thorazine as a chemical restraint. I remember my mother lying to me constantly about what was about to happen. I remember my naked body being exhibited and touched by every member of my family while my mother explained in graphic detail what was done. Forty years later I wake up from nightmares where people in gowns and masks are doing things to my genitals and I cannot see or feel or move. I want to scream, “stop!”, but my mouth is covered by a mask and my arms are restrained. My husband worries and tries to comfort me when I wake up screaming and crying from one of these nightmares. It feels like what PTSD must be like. Mindfulness, counseling, depression treatments - none of those have helped. Amputating a child’s prepuce is such a horrible, horrible thing to do to anyone. It’s totally cosmetic, completely unnecessary. It violates the victim’s right to body autonomy. Infant and child “circumcision” is a crime as far as I’m concerned, and I will always do whatever I can to put an end to it.

Jacob. I'm sorry for your experience. I agree about male genital mutilation being a crime against little boys. Unfortunately, the male sex is not a protected class in this world.

For me, the most embarrassing procedure was definitely the post-op follow up from a ureter-scopic lithotripsy. That's the procedure where they go in through your ureter with a scope to break up and remove a kidney stone. You are under anesthesia during the procedure, and they use a scope, a laser to break up the stone, and a small basket/gripping tool to grab the larger pieces for removal. After the procedure they leave a stent in place from the kidney to the bladder, with a string/thread that runs out the end of the ureter and leaves a quarter to a half inch exposed. The stent is to keep the ureter open in case of swelling. In the recover room, before being discharged, the nurse needs to visually check to make sure that there is an adequate amount of string extending from the tip of the penis. The stent stays in place for about a week (if I recall correctly).

Well, for me, within about 48 hours the string had pulled up inside me. I called the urologist's head nurse, and she said not to worry about it unless it caused discomfort (and wanted to make sure that I continued taking all of my anti-inflammatories).

So, after a week I went back to the urologist's office to get the stent pulled out. It was a simple procedure to be accomplished by the nurse (an RN). After some small talk she said that it would be quick and might provide a little discomfort. She had me drop my trousers and underwear to my knees and sit on the exam table. She picked up my penis and commented that the string wasn't visible (duh...). I told her that I had called the head nurse and related the conversation. She said, okay, no worries, it happens. She then bent close and with a pair of forceps in one hand, squeezed the tip of my penis to open the urethra. She probed up in there with the forceps (gently) and continued to squeeze and manipulate the tip of my penis. Not being able to find the tip of the string, she assured me that it was nothing to be concerned about and that it wasn't uncommon for this to happen. She then had me stand and do some kegel squeezes, saying that sometimes that help the string extend. Nope. Then she suggested that I go to the restroom and try to urinate. I did and when I came back she tried again. This was scheduled to be a 10 minute procedure - NOPE! Finally, she had me get dressed and sit back on the exam table and went to get some help. She came back shortly with the head nurse (LPN) who was very reassuring. The LPN asked me to stand and drop my trousers and underwear to my knees and lay back on the exam table - and she repeated the same procedures as the RN, squeezing the tip of my penis, probing with forceps, etc., all with the RN looking over her shoulder She suggested that I try to urinate and before I could say anything the RN said that we'd tried that. The LPN said, don't worry, I have a tricks that never fail (well, why didn't she try those first!).

She had me remove my trousers and underwear completely and sit back on the exam table. She got a warm compress to place over my penis and covered my lap with a drape. She had me put my feet on the end of the table with my knees bent up (kind of frog-legged, but not quite) and then hiked the back of the exam table up so that I was practically sitting upright. She said that I should stay in that position and let the warm compress "loosen things up a bit." The LPN left the room and the RN offered to get me some water or something to read. To read?!? How long was this going to take!!!

After about 10 minutes they both came back and the LPN said let's see how things are doing. She removed the drape and warm compress and had me keep my knees bent. She then repeated the same procedure as before, pinching the tip of my penis to open the urethra and probed with the forceps - nothing. Then, starting at the base of my penis she lightly squeezed feeling the urethra underneath my penis and did that down to the tip. Again, squeezing the urethra open and probing with the forceps. Then she tried with me standing and doing kegel squeezes. No luck.

She apologized and said that she was going to go find the urologist on duty. After a few minutes a young dark haired doctor came in and introduced himself. He didn't do any exam but said "I understand that we're having a little difficulty removing the stent." He said that he'd have the nurse set me up for a cystoscopy and he'd have the stent out in a minute and have me on my way. So they had me move to the cystoscopy room and remove my trousers and underwear and sit in the cystoscopy chair. The LPN was assisting and was very apologetic and comforting. She asked if I had a cystoscopy before (I had) and she said that sometimes, after the numbing shot sometimes that string would reappear. Anyway, she wiped down my penis, testicles, and thighs with betadine (or whatever they use) and draped me, leaving my genitals exposed. She brought the syringe and told me that I might feel a sting (understatement). We waited a few minutes and she squeezed the tip of my penis again to open my urethra and looked / probed for the end of the string. No luck, so she went to get the doc.

He came in and said that he'd have me out of there in a jiffy. He inserted the cystoscope (no display on the tv screen for me to watch this time). He slid in, said "huh" and the "there it is" and "this my feel a little weird" and pulled the stent out. Evidently, the string had retracted all the way up into my bladder. He showed it to me and it was considerably longer than I thought. He apologized and said - and this is an exact quote "it's cold in the OR and sometimes it's difficult to cut the string at the right length."

All told, that 10 minute appointment took over an hour.

And THAT, friends and neighbors, is my most embarrassing procedure!

I'm 35 now. 5 years ago during my routine checkup with my 40 year old female Doctor, I mentioned to her that I sometimes get pain in the anal area when I use restroom. She said she she needs to take a look at the area and mentioned by rule that there should be second person present with her while she watches my ass.

I agreed.

She gave me a paper sheet, asked me to completely remove my jeans and underwear, and lay on the bed with that sheet on me, and left the room while I do that.

I did as she asked and waited on the bed for good 5 minutes. Dr and her assistant entered the room. Her assistant is pretty young, probably early 20's and she gave me a nice smile as she entered. The thought that those 2 ladies will be looking at my ass is a bigg turn on for me 😀

They came closer, Dr asked me to turn to my side, made me bring my knees closer to the tummy, removed the sheet, took a good look at my ass and anal region for couple of minutes and left the room, asking me to dress up.

It ended up as an anal fisture issue which I had to get it fixed with a minor procedure later on.

But, that was the best moment for me so far, getting watched by 2 ladies. 😀

My most embarrassing procedure was getting an enema from a male radiology technician before my prostate MRI.

I had given myself my first ever enema about six hours earlier. Their protocol was for patients to get a second enema right before the MRI. Having a middle-aged Indian male technician sticking a disposable enema tube into my anus was pretty embarrassing.