What celebrity would you like to examine?

The two ideal patients for me are Kristy Alsop and Nigela Lawson.Both very curvaceous yummy mummies.

For a male patient... George Clooney! For a female patient... someone older... maybe Helen Mirren. I've always felt she was very sexy and she's still quite lovely for her age.

So many responses to this posting, but I am very surprised to see so few males mentioned with so many good ones out there to choose from!

My choice may not be the most popular, but Simon, the doctor from Firefly is my fave TV doc right now! His beside manner is awesome! I swoon every time he's in a scene. Easy on the eyes, gentle, and always knows what to do.

Tom Cruise, not because I like him but because I think he's an arrogant weasel. Would like to see him get and have to hold a really large enema and watch him wither in pain.

I got a fixation on her back in the late 90´s and still haven´t been able to shake it. I´d like to have Gillian Andersen in her incarnation as Dr. Dana Scully from the X-Files on an exam table, all ready and laid out for an in depth examination. I´d even say there would be something karmic about such a situation. After all, as Dana Scully she´s had so many bodies (albeit murder victims) on an exam table that´s it´s only fair the tables be turned on her as well ...

Danica Patrick, Jennifer Anniston, or Gwyneth Paltrow.

Paris Hilton

Not many celebrities get me exited, far better to get to give enemas etc to the perfectly good looking women i see in the street or in the local shops, more chance of it happening too, bird in the hand is worth two in the bush and all that.........

Dylan O'Brien. I wouldn't be examining him but would pretty much be a fly on the wall during his exam. Such a pretty face but someone who is very nervous and likes to have his privacy. I can imagine him naked, having his feet up in stirrups, with a tray full of speculums, scopes, needles and KY jelly. His heart would be beating incredibly fast and his doctor is an older, middle-aged, strict figure who specializes in giving exams to young male celebrities and does not take any misbehavior from them.

He's the lead in the new Maze Runner movie which is a really physical role. I'm sure he had to have a thorough physical exam before hand in order for Fox to know that their leading guy is healthy and fit for the job. Nothing like being 22 and having a rectal/prostate exam for the first time in order to be in a movie.

Cameron Diaz

My ideal enema patient would be a young Hayley Millls, the bubbly young lady from the old Disney flics. I'd love to have her squirming over my lap, while filling her bottom!

I'd like to perform a breast exam and bi-manual on a young Emma Watson.

I would love to examine Angelina Joli and Jennifer Aniston.

Oh, let's see, there are so many, I think my top five (and not necessarily in this order) would be; Emma Stone, Taylor Swift, Tea Leoni, Morgan Goodwin, and maybe Rosamund Pike. I would examine, and cross examine each and every one of these girls to see just how naughty they have been. Then I would prescribe and administer a good old fashioned over-the-knee spanking, immediately follow by a nice warm two quart soapy enema.

Louise Fletcher as she was in "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" as Nurse Ratched.

In ascending order of desirability:

Bar Refaeli

Ariana Grande

Candice Swanepoel

I don't know if examining her would be exactly the thing, but I would love to hook up with Ana Kasparian. I really like the way she thinks. She has brilliance and good looks all in one package.

If you don't know who she is, you can google her.

How about Megyn Kelly of a Fox News ? I think she is super hot. I would love to examine her.

Historically Elizabeth Taylor, and now Sophia Vergara. A very thorough in-d e p t h examination.

Barbara Hershey or Jennie Agutter when they were younger and when I was too.

Most definitely George Clooney . A full top to toe examination, very, very slowly. .

Jane Fonda, Emma Starr, and Lindsey Dawn McKenzie.

Julia Bradbury (BBC presenter) WOW she is soooo FIT. Wonder what her pulse rate is? 😃

I don't know if examining her would be exactly the thing, but I would love to hook up with Ana Kasparian. I really like the way she thinks. She has brilliance and good looks all in one package.

If you don't know who she is, you can google her.

Yeah Ana's a good looking girl. She's improved a lot as a presenter as well, and is no stranger to doctors - having had a nose-job.

Would you rather:

Go on a dinner/coffee date with her and just get to know her & discuss stuff?

Or

Give her a gyno exam, so you could see & touch her girlie bits but not discuss anything interesting?

I would choose Alexandra Daddario and Kristen Stewart ! Both to be fully examined from head to toe, undressing them slowly through the exam. I would add unnecessary pain and humiliation like pinching their nipples hard and penetrating their bottoms deeply with my fingers. Then I'd use suppositories and some injections !

At the end of the exam they would get a very painful spanking !

I am not sure if I can only pick from people who are alive today, but I always thought President John Fitzgerald Kennerdy would of been fun to play with.

Has anyone yet mentioned Noomi Rapace? My type.

I was hoping she'd crawl into the med-pod in Prometheus and get some kind of more or less nude treatment. But no, prudish influences kept her clothed throughout a rather nasty caesarian of an alien creature. It's time to rectify that. Examine her from head to toe.

Besides, as an actress she is not prudish at all. I've seen her in a mainline Danish movie called 'Daisy Diamond' which was just beyond soft, but not quite hard porn. Lots and lots of nudity and sex. Depressing too. She needs a fun exam.

And while from long ago, as celebrities go, Louise Brooks was way up there on the top in movies in the 1920s. She was beautiful beyond words. Definitely would be on my list, but to be approached with reverence and awe ... 😃

Actress Amber Tamblyn, but when she was a young adult about 15 years ago (about the time she made the movie "The Ring" ).

Tom Daley, BBC TV Presenters Matt Baker and Rav Wilding, Daniel Radcliffe, Charlie Fox and oh so many others.

All of them coming to my clinic for insurance medical assessments. Forced to strip naked, placed and secured in stirrups for very thorough urogenital and rectal examinations, proceedures and surgery including circumcision if required.